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  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny oh yea.

    i forgot to warn that it contains alex jones as one of the active ingredients.

    not suitable for children and betas.

    Oh well I'm defo gonna rush to watch it now, can't have anyone noticing I'm a beta faggot, can i?


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  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny garden wire have many uses outside if gardening.

    I don t garden, don't even have a garden. I might keep it tho in case I ever come across you irl banny.


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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth But not today?

    Today they all seem to be evolving into the biggest soppiest faggots of all time. Like §m£ÂgØL, especially §m£ÂgØL.


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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Mewsik I LOVE Christmas and grand babies … can't wait till Tuesday. Memee knows what he lovessss and makes him go Hmmmmmmmm, happpppppy happpppy joy joy ….. the best thing on the planet is watching little ones light up with 'TOO'sL' and take it to the next step


    soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo exitetedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd …………….. its beennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn yearssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss………………….. wootttttttttttttttttt woooooooooooootttttttttttttttttttttttt

    I do what? I don't like Christmas or whatever babies it was you were talking about, babies fucking annoy me tbph.


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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth Do you think of evolution as something that happened millions of years ago?

    Human evolution within the last few hundred thousand years or so.


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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Present for golm




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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Don't you recall the pics I posted a loooooooooooong ass time ago when §m£ÂgØL was living with me and my now ex? I posted the pics of him in my light peach pink strapless dress he WANTED, even requested that exact dress, out of all the dresses I owned, which happened to be the most feminine dress of all, to wear. Granted, he was coming down from an intense trip, in which I had to chase him all over God's creation when I was 7 months pregnant, get kicked multiple times in the stomach, and then literally drag him under a fence to get him on my side, where he'd been running butt ass naked through the pine forest, and God only knows where else, where I pretty much made him sit with me hoping my now ex would come home and help me get him back to the house, which 2 hours later, he still wasn't there (I'd actually posted on the forum for the few people who had my cellphone # to call him and tell him to get the fuck home quick since we had a problem since I didn't have a phone there, or know §m£ÂgØL's thingie to be able to call from his, just prior to all this, when his decided to kick me, and refused to come back to the house- then he ran off when I went to call/post for help).

    He kept crying for my now ex to come home and be with him, and he wasn't happy until he got there. I fucking literally had to pin his ass down to keep him from running off, while he yelled for like an hour he was dead, while trying to stick his fingers in my mouth/eyes and shit, which hurt, and I finally just bit the fuck out of him to get him to stop… which only kinda worked…. Eventually, I took off my pants since I was wearing a pair of shorts underneath since we had originally planned to have my ex drop us off at the spring to go swimming (He got lost in our bathroom which was literally 6'x4' behind the door. He should thank his lucky stars we didn't go there and be in public… he would have wound up dead, or in jail, most likely being out in public with rednecks, at a spring, with a river with high banks, and sharp rocks, and shallow water underneath at some spots). I gave him my pants, but they were really too big, and he kept dropping them when we went to walk, so I had to keep reminding him to hold them up… this took forever for us to make it back to the house… finally we did, and 15 mins later my ex finally arrived home all worried and shit since everyone with my # called/texted him at some point, just a little too late, or he just didn't get the texts/VM late for shitty service. SO I gotta hand it to ma niggas on here… and some who are MIA still (The Duke… Hope you're having a fun x–mas on your snowmobile, drinking' some beers, as opposed to being in jail or on probation or something bad…)Y'all came through when I really needed ya… it wasn't your fault my ex was an idiot and probably left the phone in the truck, and took his good ol' time knowing I was 7months pregnant, tripsitting a faggot spic who's prone to anxiety, and just displayed such right before you left…

    … but yeah, after my ex got home, §m£ÂgØL cheered up, and then decided he wanted to wear a dress and cuddle with a puppy. I even found a matching shade of bright pink lipstick, and he was happy to let me put it on him. He totally loved dressing in drag, at least while he was in that 'come down' state after using an LSD analog.

    I saw this shit coming a mile away. §m£ÂgØL was a born faggot, and even though his father says he can look a man in the eye (while being pounded in the ass) and tell if someone is a faggot or not, he either knows for sure his son is a fag, and is just trying to be polite, and save face for 'the family', so they don't lose respect from others over it, or… he's just a terrible judge of faggots.

    OMGTHISISTOOFUNNYIMINSTITCHESRIGHTNOW

    I really wish I'd seen those pix, does anyone have them?

    §m£ÂgØL seriously is way more of a soppy faggot than I'd even imagined.

    How do these people not realize how much of an embarrassment they are to themselves.

    And to think §m£ÂgØL has give HTS shit about being a tranny and yet he's one himself. Omg this is just too funny. Thanks hydro for giving me the gift of uncontrollable laughter this chrIstmas morning.


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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny narc, marry christs mess.





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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG .

    Those from the Americas did not evolve drinking alcohol, so they metabolize it differently than white people. But on the other hand, redheads are more tolerant to alcohol and thus need to drink more. (They're also more tolerant to pain.)

    Nobody evolved drinking alcohol you Muppet


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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny actually diversity is strength if your looking it from the military perspective.

    its thanks to diversity american military was able to easily decode german and japanese messages and it was also thanks to navajo that the japanese, or german was unable to decode americans war messages.

    No that would be due to the British and Alan Turing.


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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Main ingredients: Liquid (stock, juice, water), meat or vegetables or other ingredients

    Dyou not put a little rohypnol in yours Bill Bill Krozbyby?


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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I bet you even put "like" in your soup.

    What tf is soup?


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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG Hydro doesn't have any friends like I do. I have friends from all over the world. Here's a picture of me with some of them. 20xrp for whoever can spot me.


    Omfglolol, hydro just told me you actually are the one with the red glasses. Wtf I don't get it, why do you have women's clothes on? I didn't know you was a tranny, fuckingroflolol.

    How are you fags so dumb that you don't realize that even tho society is now more accepting of people being g gay, and even tho most people don't say anything, when most people see y'all out in public looking like that, most people in their heads are thinking to themselves 'omfg what the fuck does he look like, the fucking faggot'.

    How can you people have such little to no self-respect?


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  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Nil Why didn't this guy just I dunno punch him?

    Coz spacey is rich and famous so he looking to sue tf outta him


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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ And fish and chips and blokes.

    What are blokes?


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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Nil dude, this isn't new. shiiiiiiiiit I havent had the net for leik a month and new about his sexual indiscretions. the charge tho thats new.

    Thats the news I'm telling you, ya fool, that he's been actually charged. So stfu


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  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46675194

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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Spacey is a class actor.

    But the radio just said he's being charged with sexually assaulting a teenage boy, lolwtf keV?


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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Merry Chrismas to you too my m8. Tea and crumpets and stuff.

    Yep, and faggots and spotted dick for tea.


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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Yeah fuck you too nil buddy ;)


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