User Controls
The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
-
2018-12-25 at 2:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone The Johns Hopkins Hospital, East Baltimore Campus (They have The Johns Hopkins Hospital Bayview too which is why I specified).
https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/the_johns_hopkins_hospital/about/index.html
Oh cool Baltimore. I was banging an american chick who was in London on some student exchange thing about 8 years ago. She was studying forensics at uni in Baltimore. She was a real cool chick an all.
. -
2018-12-25 at 2:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Narc Oh cool Baltimore. I was banging an american chick who was in London on some student exchange thing about 8 years ago. She was studying forensics at uni in Baltimore. She was a real cool chick an all.
.
You've been saying 'an all' a lot lately. Way more than you used to. 'anall' -
2018-12-25 at 2:13 AM UTC
-
2018-12-25 at 2:14 AM UTC
-
2018-12-25 at 2:17 AM UTCThats cool mmQ buddy. Merry chrIstmas BTW.
. -
2018-12-25 at 2:18 AM UTC
-
2018-12-25 at 2:20 AM UTC
-
2018-12-25 at 2:20 AM UTC
-
2018-12-25 at 2:22 AM UTC
-
2018-12-25 at 2:24 AM UTC
-
2018-12-25 at 2:43 AM UTCIt's been a cruel, cruel summer.
-
2018-12-25 at 2:46 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2018-12-25 at 2:47 AM UTC
-
2018-12-25 at 2:52 AM UTC
-
2018-12-25 at 3:04 AM UTC
-
2018-12-25 at 3:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG Hydro doesn't have any friends like I do. I have friends from all over the world. Here's a picture of me with some of them. 20xrp for whoever can spot me.
Omfglolol, hydro just told me you actually are the one with the red glasses. Wtf I don't get it, why do you have women's clothes on? I didn't know you was a tranny, fuckingroflolol.
How are you fags so dumb that you don't realize that even tho society is now more accepting of people being g gay, and even tho most people don't say anything, when most people see y'all out in public looking like that, most people in their heads are thinking to themselves 'omfg what the fuck does he look like, the fucking faggot'.
How can you people have such little to no self-respect?
. -
2018-12-25 at 3:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Narc Omfglolol, hydro just told me you actually are the one with the red glasses. Wtf I don't get it, why do you have women's clothes on? I didn't know you was a tranny, fuckingroflolol.
How are you fags so dumb that you don't realize that even tho society is now more accepting of people being g gay, and even tho most people don't say anything, when most people see y'all out in public looking like that, most people in their heads are thinking to themselves 'omfg what the fuck does he look like, the fucking faggot'.
How can you people have such little to no self-respect?
.
Don't you recall the pics I posted a loooooooooooong ass time ago when §m£ÂgØL was living with me and my now ex? I posted the pics of him in my light peach pink strapless dress he WANTED, even requested that exact dress, out of all the dresses I owned, which happened to be the most feminine dress of all, to wear. Granted, he was coming down from an intense trip, in which I had to chase him all over God's creation when I was 7 months pregnant, get kicked multiple times in the stomach, and then literally drag him under a fence to get him on my side, where he'd been running butt ass naked through the pine forest, and God only knows where else, where I pretty much made him sit with me hoping my now ex would come home and help me get him back to the house, which 2 hours later, he still wasn't there (I'd actually posted on the forum for the few people who had my cellphone # to call him and tell him to get the fuck home quick since we had a problem since I didn't have a phone there, or know §m£ÂgØL's thingie to be able to call from his, just prior to all this, when his decided to kick me, and refused to come back to the house- then he ran off when I went to call/post for help).
He kept crying for my now ex to come home and be with him, and he wasn't happy until he got there. I fucking literally had to pin his ass down to keep him from running off, while he yelled for like an hour he was dead, while trying to stick his fingers in my mouth/eyes and shit, which hurt, and I finally just bit the fuck out of him to get him to stop... which only kinda worked.... Eventually, I took off my pants since I was wearing a pair of shorts underneath since we had originally planned to have my ex drop us off at the spring to go swimming (He got lost in our bathroom which was literally 6'x4' behind the door. He should thank his lucky stars we didn't go there and be in public... he would have wound up dead, or in jail, most likely being out in public with rednecks, at a spring, with a river with high banks, and sharp rocks, and shallow water underneath at some spots). I gave him my pants, but they were really too big, and he kept dropping them when we went to walk, so I had to keep reminding him to hold them up... this took forever for us to make it back to the house... finally we did, and 15 mins later my ex finally arrived home all worried and shit since everyone with my # called/texted him at some point, just a little too late, or he just didn't get the texts/VM late for shitty service. SO I gotta hand it to ma niggas on here... and some who are MIA still (The Duke... Hope you're having a fun x--mas on your snowmobile, drinking' some beers, as opposed to being in jail or on probation or something bad...)Y'all came through when I really needed ya... it wasn't your fault my ex was an idiot and probably left the phone in the truck, and took his good ol' time knowing I was 7months pregnant, tripsitting a faggot spic who's prone to anxiety, and just displayed such right before you left...
... but yeah, after my ex got home, §m£ÂgØL cheered up, and then decided he wanted to wear a dress and cuddle with a puppy. I even found a matching shade of bright pink lipstick, and he was happy to let me put it on him. He totally loved dressing in drag, at least while he was in that 'come down' state after using an LSD analog.
I saw this shit coming a mile away. §m£ÂgØL was a born faggot, and even though his father says he can look a man in the eye (while being pounded in the ass) and tell if someone is a faggot or not, he either knows for sure his son is a fag, and is just trying to be polite, and save face for 'the family', so they don't lose respect from others over it, or... he's just a terrible judge of faggots. -
2018-12-25 at 3:37 AM UTC§m£ÂgØL is too cute.
-
2018-12-25 at 3:38 AM UTCCan you imagine how sexy his asshole smells?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2018-12-25 at 3:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Don't you recall the pics I posted a loooooooooooong ass time ago when §m£ÂgØL was living with me and my now ex? I posted the pics of him in my light peach pink strapless dress he WANTED, even requested that exact dress, out of all the dresses I owned, which happened to be the most feminine dress of all, to wear. Granted, he was coming down from an intense trip, in which I had to chase him all over God's creation when I was 7 months pregnant, get kicked multiple times in the stomach, and then literally drag him under a fence to get him on my side, where he'd been running butt ass naked through the pine forest, and God only knows where else, where I pretty much made him sit with me hoping my now ex would come home and help me get him back to the house, which 2 hours later, he still wasn't there (I'd actually posted on the forum for the few people who had my cellphone # to call him and tell him to get the fuck home quick since we had a problem since I didn't have a phone there, or know §m£ÂgØL's thingie to be able to call from his, just prior to all this, when his decided to kick me, and refused to come back to the house- then he ran off when I went to call/post for help).
He kept crying for my now ex to come home and be with him, and he wasn't happy until he got there. I fucking literally had to pin his ass down to keep him from running off, while he yelled for like an hour he was dead, while trying to stick his fingers in my mouth/eyes and shit, which hurt, and I finally just bit the fuck out of him to get him to stop… which only kinda worked…. Eventually, I took off my pants since I was wearing a pair of shorts underneath since we had originally planned to have my ex drop us off at the spring to go swimming (He got lost in our bathroom which was literally 6'x4' behind the door. He should thank his lucky stars we didn't go there and be in public… he would have wound up dead, or in jail, most likely being out in public with rednecks, at a spring, with a river with high banks, and sharp rocks, and shallow water underneath at some spots). I gave him my pants, but they were really too big, and he kept dropping them when we went to walk, so I had to keep reminding him to hold them up… this took forever for us to make it back to the house… finally we did, and 15 mins later my ex finally arrived home all worried and shit since everyone with my # called/texted him at some point, just a little too late, or he just didn't get the texts/VM late for shitty service. SO I gotta hand it to ma niggas on here… and some who are MIA still (The Duke… Hope you're having a fun x–mas on your snowmobile, drinking' some beers, as opposed to being in jail or on probation or something bad…)Y'all came through when I really needed ya… it wasn't your fault my ex was an idiot and probably left the phone in the truck, and took his good ol' time knowing I was 7months pregnant, tripsitting a faggot spic who's prone to anxiety, and just displayed such right before you left…
… but yeah, after my ex got home, §m£ÂgØL cheered up, and then decided he wanted to wear a dress and cuddle with a puppy. I even found a matching shade of bright pink lipstick, and he was happy to let me put it on him. He totally loved dressing in drag, at least while he was in that 'come down' state after using an LSD analog.
I saw this shit coming a mile away. §m£ÂgØL was a born faggot, and even though his father says he can look a man in the eye (while being pounded in the ass) and tell if someone is a faggot or not, he either knows for sure his son is a fag, and is just trying to be polite, and save face for 'the family', so they don't lose respect from others over it, or… he's just a terrible judge of faggots.
I'm noticing your interactions with other people tend to be very physical in nature.
Like damn, nigga'. Why not ya'll jus' toss a bag in your arm and talk to Ohfra on the couch like a chill person?
