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2018-09-26 at 2:55 AM UTC in Olsen twins
Originally posted by totse3.com Get real. Men look young well into their 40s and 50s. 99 percent of women look old by 35-40. It is a dillusion that women are sexually peaked at 50 because they're getting fucked by young men because MILF is a thing right now. Men wouldn't have erectile issues if they had a 28-30 year old woman at 50. it's having to look at you shrivelled up prune at age 40 that makes a dick shrink.
this is the first time you posted something coherent and true.
congratulations.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-26 at 2:16 AM UTC in Aldra is FVEYI suppose I shouldn't laugh at that but AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-26 at 2:13 AM UTC in Aldra is FVEY
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2018-09-26 at 1:24 AM UTC in Hey DH bitches, good single man eBagger here, application for you lonely nigga femalesHow to get tinder sluts;
I send them a simple "Just a small town girl" and when they reply with the lyrics to the song I send a pic of my 12incher and the deal is sealed.
This method works 100% of the time (for me)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-25 at 9:19 PM UTC in Make TSTM great againManipulatedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-25 at 8 PM UTC in Madonna's daughter looks like a fine young womanThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-25 at 9:14 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionCurrently telling everyone to fuck off who texts/calls/fb msgs me for drugs. It feels great honestly. I'm definitely not gonna stop snorting glass out the house but definitely no more sales/fronts/anything involving handing shit to another person. Hopefully my sound mind and decisions will continue but this undoubtedly a rare occasion.
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2018-09-25 at 4:45 AM UTC in Why are blowjobs cheaper than a pussy fuck?blowjobs are cheaper and better from hookers. Push down on the back of the skull and laugh as they choke. Much more fun then making awkward eye contact while you fuck themThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-25 at 4:09 AM UTC in The stars at night could never compare to the wayroses are red
violets are blue
the vicar is quicker and thicker and slicker
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2018-09-25 at 3:25 AM UTC in getting marriedYou probably won't do any better. You're not gonna get married though and we both know this.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-25 at 12:10 AM UTC in Fuck you LannnyJust try and stop me you limp wristed faggot
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2018-09-24 at 8:22 PM UTC in IQ estimates for NiS members
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2018-09-24 at 3:54 PM UTC in L A N N Y when you begin to have a viable social website, call mePretty sure nobody here wants this to be a "viable social website"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-24 at 10:49 AM UTC in Madonna's daughter looks like a fine young womanThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-24 at 4:49 AM UTC in Gonna leave for some timeGlad you're still here. I appreciate you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-24 at 12:23 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!(5 picture max my ass fuck you lan ny)
NIGGAS! MY NIGGAS!
I've returned, you can stop worrying and get a good night sleep. I am not balogna nacho, who would have surely perished in this hurricane.
I look back at my old replies and it appears I devolved into some sort of evolutionary creature , from an earlier, simpler time.
First of all, I'm sorry I don't have the amazing footage and pictures I promised. It was hard to get any good footage as the worst times were at night, and I couldn't open my front door to get much because it would have obviously blown the front door off at best times. This is a quick thread going over some things, but if I ever transfer the stuff from my other camera I might make another thread but by then Florence will already be older news than it arleady is.
I wandered around the house 3 days, some windows boarded but dark out always, non stop wind and rain, unsure if it was day or night or morning or what. My sleep was FUCKED, and with lack of tiz (oh I'm gucci now tho) it made it all that more difficult. But yeah it was a long and confusing 3 days, you wake up and think man theres no way its still hurricaning out *stumble to front door* *WHOOOSHH* "Good lord it feels like its been doing this a week" Heres a random picture of a tree on a house. And a short video with no sound of some of the gusts.
The worst by far, was after the storm. When the sun came out, and eating, sleeping, and staying clean was quite a chore.
The heat of Monday morning, and from what the radio was saying at least a minimum of a few days without electricity, was going to be the shitkicker. And of course I was one of the last to get power, 9 FUCKING DAYS WITHOUT POWER. Whens the last time you went that long without power? Its HOT, your supplies are LOW, the inhabits of the city are scampering around like rats in hopes of finding fuel and ice. Fist fights breaking out over snicker bars.
I looked and felt like this day in and day out, soon getting used to waking up to the backfire of the neighbors generator, or just some random loud noise, drenched in sweat.
A puzzle, a radio, an acoustic guitar, and lanterns/flashlights keep me sane and somewhat entertained in the days of heat and pooping in a toilet, only to go outside and get a bucket of water to pour into the toilet to get it to flush (Yeah thats how it works for those you retards arguing about how flushing toilets work)
Oh yeah I made it ON the radio and got to call in! And they were all "Hello you're on the air" and I was like "Oh dude are you serious? YEAAHHH I've never made it on the air before whats up!!?!" and now I am a local celebrity.
I parked my car at my friends house because she asked me to so people would think she's home and wouldn't get robbed, which I didn't understand because by her liberal mind people will only come out and help everyone after a catastrophe right?!? Nobody would think of taking advantage of the situation and looting and breaking in would they?!? That'd be racist to think!! God what a fucking idiot she is.
So while I park my car in suburban retard zone some of the only damage done was when some dumbass didn't put up their grill and it flew into my Volkswagen.
On the 5th or so day with no power, I got to watch copters put a spotlight across the street cause apparently sheriffs had to come get some dude out of a trailer because the heat/lack of medication got to him and he was shooting off guns and acting erratic. Of course I'm not a weak minded person, so I was still mentally in-tact and thriving.
All in all I'm glad I stayed to make sure everything was okay and I'd be here if family needed me. Might have caused a rift/end in one of the longest friendships I've ever had, but if she doesn't understand why I stayed and I should be just as mad she abandoned me, then our friendship must not have been worth much of a damn anyway.
There will be more threads from this possibly to come. Hope you enjoyed, and thanks for your thoughts and prayers, even though you knew I wouldn't need the, as RisiR stated, I have 5 star survival ability.
But I do appreciate the thanks! I hope you faggots never have to go this long without power. We truly are lucky to have the modern amenities we are. So go over to your air conditioner and give it a big hug, and thank it for keeping you comfortable.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-23 at 6:50 PM UTC in Is this a BitCoin code?So is that guy married? I just thought of that given the context of the ring. I remember reading a pretty thorough article about him and I was under the impression he was gay or at least bisexual.
Also when I was a kid I thought totse and goatse were directly related because where is there an "se" suffix other than the word becauseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-23 at 6:03 PM UTC in Happiness is being connected and our connections are fickleniggerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-23 at 5:26 PM UTC in Killing myself tonightniggerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-23 at 5:18 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionshameThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
