Posts by RisiR †

1. 2017-05-14 at 2:38 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Malice I'm a fucking infovore. I'm addicted to acquiring information to the exclusion of all else. I care more about data than I do people.
   
   This has been one of my major problems in life, what kept me in this cycle. Tyler Cowen has some interesting writing about autistic traits and these thought patterns that are integral to it.

   
   Now imagine you told this to a 8.6/10 and her pupils become two giant black suns and she has a problem swallowing.
2. 2017-05-14 at 2:32 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Malice Where do you meet rare women like this?

   
   This one fell into my lap.
   
   An old classmate that aged so incredibly well, I think she's 25 now. She was kind of a tomboy in school and we were only in a class for one year and didn't have much contact. I always liked her because she was a weirdo but then we didn't have contact for more than 5 years and she was the last person contacting me on my old Facebook account.
   
   I think this is going to be a trippy summer. Oh boy.
3. 2017-05-14 at 2:23 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Bruh...
4. 2017-05-14 at 2:21 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Captain Falcon, yes. The no sex part was because shit didn't even start as a date and because we both had fast food and smoked cigarettes. I probably should have went for a kiss at the end but I honestly didn't want non of that.
   
   She figuratively squirted all over my brain, though. That's the part I'm shocked about.
5. 2017-05-14 at 2:16 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by 1337 There was another illegal knee controversy because texas doesn't use the new rules. Ended in a NC, Eddie's eye looked like hamburger at the end.

   
   I hate this shit.
   
   "My fingertips are touching the mat, I'm a grounded opponent, please help!"
   *soccer kick, soccer kick, flying knee to the head*
6. 2017-05-14 at 2:11 AM UTC in What the shit even is post-modernism
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   The rejection of definitions by meta-narratives with meta-narratives?
7. 2017-05-14 at 1:53 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by 1337 Go to r/mmastreams. I'm using a flash stream which won't work on mobile.
   
   HOLY SHIT, Porrier/Alvarez.

   
   Alvarez, first round KO. ORRRR, Porrier 3rd by.... uhh, standing twister.
8. 2017-05-14 at 1:51 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I just had an amazing date without sex that started out as helping a girlfriend in need because her mom is getting locked up for fraud and ended with the most mind-blowing conversation about the absurdity of existing with another girl. She didn't pretend to understand Tesla, either.
   
   She got pretty mad at me because I said marriage is stupid but I think she recovered from it.
   
   She owns a floating tank. Yes. Yes. Yes.
9. 2017-05-14 at 1:40 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by 1337 Holy shit, risir did you see the Coulter/Sherman fight? That was a slugfest.

   
   Stream or did you buy it? Link?
   
   I'll test it with my phone....
10. 2017-05-13 at 3:49 PM UTC in Lanny
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Bad timing.
    
    You are bad at reading the hive mind of a community.
11. 2017-05-13 at 3:46 PM UTC in Funny peoples faves to photoshop on tony montana
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Can't believe nobody mentioned Bill Krozby in this fred already.

    
    Attention whore.
12. 2017-05-13 at 11:12 AM UTC in Just a heads up about extreme aggression and how I react to phenibut.
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Too bad. You miss out on a good one. Good luck, buddy.
13. 2017-05-12 at 11:15 AM UTC in "masturbated" is a shitty meme
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Lowercase "captain falcon" ruins it and I personally wouldn't have added "newfag" even though that's a joke itself and ok.
    
    It would have fooled me otherwise.
14. 2017-05-12 at 11:13 AM UTC in "masturbated" is a shitty meme
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Nice one. Respect.
15. 2017-05-11 at 10:36 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Hahahaha....
16. 2017-05-11 at 6:46 PM UTC in Physical addiction to d xm
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'd estimate about 3 hours.
17. 2017-05-11 at 6:43 PM UTC in doc appointment on friday
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    He wants money you retards.
18. 2017-05-11 at 6:43 PM UTC in Physical addiction to d xm
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Oasis its like alcohol withdrawal kinda

    
    Not really. Haha.
19. 2017-05-11 at 6:35 PM UTC in doc appointment on friday
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Yea dude, don't sweat it. You'll get some money.
    
    Don't you get welfare or anything?
20. 2017-05-11 at 5:43 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    You're definitely built enough for that kinda thing. I bet you could advertise on craigslist or something. I know people who have done that and just go around being a bull and fucking other people's girlfriends and wives.

    
    Not to be a dick but Malice isn't really fit for any of that, lol. The fuck is wrong with you?