Posts by RisiR †

2017-05-15 at 2:52 PM UTC in Suggestion: Give me a custom user title, Lanny. Fuck you.

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Captain Falcon There should be a policy not to give anyone a custom usertitle who asks for one.

Ohh, look at you mister special snowflake elitist. How about you get back on the pole and rub your sexy oiled up cheecks up and down on it so I can shoot money at you.

2017-05-15 at 2:50 PM UTC in Suggestion: Give me a custom user title, Lanny. Fuck you.

RisiR † 29 Autism

aldra should be FORCED to have "Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland" as usertitel.

"Lanny. Fuck you." seems like a good one to me.

2017-05-15 at 2:40 PM UTC in Lanny

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by aldra I've seen it get cleared out in serious threads. if you were serious about this you just wouldn't engage with him, ever - you can't claim it's all his fault when half of your posting history is arguing with him over stupid garbage.

I got banned for reporting someone who shat up a serious thread of yours in a topical forum while the other spammers who shitposted with me didn't get banned.

Death sentence.

2017-05-15 at 2:31 PM UTC in -Bill the CatraL

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by RisiR † Why did you censor the clit? Are you a chink, nigga?

2017-05-15 at 2:28 PM UTC in -Bill the CatraL

RisiR † 29 Autism

Bump because Bill flooded the thread with a bunch of topics about dicks and cocks.

He's close to a meltdown.

2017-05-15 at 2:25 PM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Dargo YOU have cats? Wouldn't have guessed.

Can you have have the cats eat the birds? Or at least let them outside when you go to bed to scare them off?

No, I live in(on?) the third floor and my cats are cute little sissy pussies. Only 3 of them used to hunt but one is too old now and the other two are too well fed to be real serial killers.

Some time ago I was sitting on my balcony and heard a baby bird chirp like a mofo. It fell out of its nest behind a stack of wood.... Yea, I also saw my cat approaching so I ran down the stairs like a madman(and a fat man...) only to be greeted by silence and my cat sitting in the grass licking her paws. It was pretty sad to be honest. I would have raised the bird and trained him to kill the nigger bird that don't shut up at night.

Fun fact: I got shat on by a bird a couple hours ago.

2017-05-15 at 2:14 PM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by reject Cat's are well known for their seed and plant based diet

Originally posted by snab_snib strychnine or cyanide from rat poison, and a couple packs of cigarettes for good measure, let it dry

Y'know, I also wouldn't want any dirty Polaks dropping dead in my garden from eating both, the seeds and the dead birds. The good thing is that they are easier to shoot because they usually squat down in packs under lights at night.

2017-05-15 at 2:05 PM UTC in Quantum Grids

RisiR † 29 Autism

Thanks to both of you for explaining this to me.

Please, sploo, stop taking drugs that destroy your brain. Please move on to the good ones. Your explanation was really good.

Great fucking thread, Roshambo. Content of the year award.

2017-05-15 at 1:22 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Would stabbing everyone on my bus right now and streaming it on Facebook live and tinychat while spamming the NIS url for massive publicity fall under that rule?.

No. Only if you post it "in the wrong forum".

2017-05-15 at 1:16 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by reject Not really, they're guna need more than one or 2 joke comments on a forum to sentence someone for drug dealing

Yea... a shitload of international drug conspiracies for example but what do I know, I'm just a peasant who never posts in T&T.

2017-05-15 at 12:45 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

RisiR † 29 Autism

The Rules

1. No content which will get Lanny arrested. - I'm not a lawyer so I don't really know what that boils down to but we're going to play it by ear. When the cops show up at my door or I wake up with a C&D notice in my mail I'm going to be mad. When I see things which will obviously land me in jail (like child porn) I'll delete it and ban the poster.

2. No intentionally disrupting discussion. - This one is, admittedly, fuzzy. The site is here so people can have a place to talk about what they want to talk about. If you spam incoherent crap in a thread about something technical or specific then allowing that would just be defeating the point of the site. If you call someone a faggot for making a dumb thread, well that's probably alright. Listen, it's not a clear line when shitposting in good faith becomes intentional disruption but my pledge to you, gentle posters, is that I really don't care and will alway err on the site of not doing anything.

Originally posted by Lanny So begins my career in drug dealing. Give it a few years and I'll be blasting batos in my coke mansion

There are no rules here. The admim himself broke the first rule and the second only applies if it interests Lanny.

I'm not a lawyer but discussing and admitting the sale of narcotics seems like something that could land Lanny in jail.

2017-05-15 at 10:47 AM UTC in am i cool?

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Malice Oh, yes, that was a classic. Someone really should have been collecting sploo’s finest moments.

You worthless nothing didn't save that picture? Fuck.

Sploo... don't let me down.

2017-05-15 at 10:45 AM UTC in am i cool?

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Oasis good genetics

someone to be envied in some way because of multiple positive qualities

someone attractive to the opposite gender

1. You have a shitload of mental deficiancies(?) but you are at least white I guess. What's you family history? Especially your dad's email.

2. No, you display yourself as a cautionary tale. Nobody here is jealous of you.

3. Not qualified to answer.

2017-05-15 at 10:39 AM UTC in am i cool?

RisiR † 29 Autism

Someeone... Please...

Post the carousel picture.

2017-05-15 at 10:35 AM UTC in Quantum Grids

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Oasis n(x)

n is number of variables
x is number of positions in quantum space it can take

large x makes the same amount of n result in more quantum possibility

Oh ok, I just read this. I think that clears it up.

Is that how it works, aldra?

2017-05-15 at 10:33 AM UTC in Quantum Grids

RisiR † 29 Autism

Good analogy but I already understand the idea/system. I just dont get how you go from 01101110 to 6e.

Is that just arbitrarily assigned or is that something that was figured out through testing and observation?

Can 6e be anything or is it the letter n in base 16 for a reason?

2017-05-15 at 10:24 AM UTC in Quantum Grids

RisiR † 29 Autism

I meant, aldra. LOL.

Your input is always welcome though, schplewdiepie.

2017-05-15 at 10:22 AM UTC in Quantum Grids

RisiR † 29 Autism

Yes, but how?

2017-05-15 at 10:15 AM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by snab_snib you get some birdseed, soak it in water saturated with strychnine or cyanide from rat poison, and a couple packs of cigarettes for good measure, let it dry, put it out for them.

I got cats and I don't know if that would be a good idea considering I don't want to murder them, as well.

2017-05-15 at 10:13 AM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Sophie I know that feel. Fucking birds man…

I kinda like them again when it's daytime but at night they piss me off.

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