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  1. #21
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by aldra inb4 dargo tries to adopt Bill Krozby's daughter

    I really don't care what happens to her until she's 16.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by RisiR † Fucking what?!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLO….

    You can adopt a child as a single in the US? As a single male? Hahahaha…

    Of course. 90% of US adoptions are single males adopting seven year old girls
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #23
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I actually just looked that shit up and it seems legally possible.
  4. #24
    It's at least boy, so I'm hoping that doesn't look as weird.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by aldra inb4 dargo tries to adopt Bill Krozby's daughter

    She's tainted, Bill Krozby has already raped her. Why do you think he keeps wanting more daughters
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    AXE WOUND

    lol

    that's the best vagina synonym i've ever heard

    does this belong in this trhread? idk

    what thread is this even?

    AXE WOUND

    fuck my GASH

    my WOUND

    lol ahaha

    Thomas woke up, wiped the sleep from his eyes, and stumbled toward his grandmother's room whom he shared a house with. She was just waking up herself as he lightly tapped on the unlocked door and crept in.

    "Thomas?" she replied groggily. "Come in, my AXE WOUND isn't wounded enough. I need you"

    A BUNCH OF RAPES
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  8. #28
    Originally posted by Dargo They're testing everything. It's just that because I'm young and single, having high levels of alcohol in my system on a weeknight won't look good when I'm trying to convince them I'm gonna be a great parent.

    If I had the agency contact information I would save that child.
  9. #29
    fag Houston
    Put some germ x in your puss, it works for weed.
  10. #30
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I can really only think of one reason why a single dude would want to adopt a kid and its not good.




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  11. #31
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    If his story is true, he's actually a G.
  12. #32
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Alcohol is legal.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver If I had the agency contact information I would save that child.

    Oh fuck you. All kidding aside, I actually have the ability to be a great parent. If you're really willing to take on a kid, go find one in your area to adopt/foster/mentor.

    On another note, I showed up a couple minutes late due to 'something that came up at work' and rushed the interview along a bit 'because I needed to get back to take care of things.' I was friendly and professional enough that they bought it, and said I can come in Monday for the tests when I have more time. So, score, I guess.
  14. #34
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Chud molester.
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dargo I just got an urgent email from the social worker who's helping me fill out paperwork saying she forgot to tell me I'll need to take some drug tests tomorrow when I come in. Problem is, I'm drunk as fuuuuuuck right now and I know it won't have cleared my system by then. I'd cancel, but the interview I'm scheduled for is important and they're already doing me a favor getting me in so soon. Fuck this fucking bullshit. Fuck.

    Aren't surprise drug tests the worst?

    they can't penalize you for participating in a lawful activity.

    in other words...alcohol is legal and it being in your system is not a crime
  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ AXE WOUND

    lol

    that's the best vagina synonym i've ever heard

    does this belong in this trhread? idk

    what thread is this even?

    AXE WOUND

    fuck my GASH

    my WOUND

    lol ahaha

    Thomas woke up, wiped the sleep from his eyes, and stumbled toward his grandmother's room whom he shared a house with. She was just waking up herself as he lightly tapped on the unlocked door and crept in.

    "Thomas?" she replied groggily. "Come in, my AXE WOUND isn't wounded enough. I need you"

    A BUNCH OF RAPES

    you're a fucking retard
  17. #37
    Originally posted by RisiR † Chud molester.

    Nah I'd adopt a girl of that were true. I'm actually surprised Sophie hasn't gotten himself a personal loli tbh.
  18. #38
    infinityshock Black Hole
    I don't see why anyone would want to adopt when it's so much easier and more biologically rewarding to just go fuck a chick and get her pregnant
  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock you're a fucking retard

    I know you are but what am I?
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Dargo Oh fuck you. All kidding aside, I actually have the ability to be a great parent. If you're really willing to take on a kid, go find one in your area to adopt/foster/mentor.

    On another note, I showed up a couple minutes late due to 'something that came up at work' and rushed the interview along a bit 'because I needed to get back to take care of things.' I was friendly and professional enough that they bought it, and said I can come in Monday for the tests when I have more time. So, score, I guess.

    I've already raised 4.
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