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2017-05-17 at 2:26 PM UTC in Whenever someone requests a usertitleAUSCHWITZ NAZI DISNEYLAND
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2017-05-17 at 2:02 PM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!LOL.
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2017-05-17 at 2:02 PM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!
Then one day, something awakens inside of him, the fundamental immense driving force that had led him to read the great works of philosophy, his Schopenhauer and Nietzsche, one desperate attempt at finding meaning, an answer, strong enough to finally break through. "When will this madness end, when will I regain my sanity?!" RisiR desperately screams at it one day, as loudly as he can, the full force of furious years of pent up passion and madness pouring out at one last attempt to gain some reprieve, an answer for this meaningless suffering, an end to it, with the force of an immense strike of lighting, the sound bellowing as the deepest thunder whose reverberations shake the entire ward to their core, awakening everyone, a moment of absolute silence where they all listen for what comes next, an innate understanding of them, having known of poor RisiR's state of madness all these years, the importance of the first novel thing he had spoken since becoming trapped in the cycle of madness.
And he swears, that despite his madness, with absolute certainty, knowing that it will never be confirmed or believed, that he will live with this knowledge alone in his mind until the day he dies, there was a response:
To quoth the raven, "Nevermore". -
2017-05-17 at 1:52 PM UTC in What is TRULY the most worthwhile topic to discuss?The most discussed globally? Probably how shitty jobs are. Never heard someone not complain about it and I went to a couple of places.
The most worthy topic? Subjective. -
2017-05-16 at 5:40 PM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!
Originally posted by Malice Can you imagine if one of these birds, or even multiple, suddenly crashed through RisiR's 50K windows and he finally snapped.
Just imagine that happening, then him collapsing to the fetal position, possibly with tears streaming down his face and soaked in sweat, or in a quasi-autistic knee hugging position where he rocks back and forth, repeating over and over again in a fluctuating voice, sometimes loud, sometimes low and muttering, but always profoundly disturbed and distressed, "The birds…the birds…THE BIIIIIRDS!!!"
Then his siblings finally call an ambulance when they accept he's not snapping out of it and he spends the rest of his life in a padded cell and straight jacket muttering it over and over.
And just to fuck with him they put pictures of those birds all over his cell and continuously play the famous film repeatedly for entertainment/recreation time.
This would be a great poster to hang in there. Or just imagine sneaking into/outside of his house right now and pasting this outside the perfect window, or even in his own room:
Not that I would actually want this to happen to you RisiR, I know how sensitive you can be, the mental image was just funny.
One night I had a bird or a bat (I tell everyone it was a bat because I think it was and because it's cooler) in my bedroom because I slept with windows open. It was terrifying to wake up to the sound of such a big animal flying through my room.
I left the room and got tennis bat(?). I didn't want to hurt the animal but I was like, "It's either you or me buddy and I just don't see you living here" so I went back in TO KILL but the fucker was gone. I closed my (old) windows and slept tight.
I honestly don't think that birds could break my windows. Not the ones we got here. -
2017-05-16 at 5:27 PM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!
Originally posted by Dargo lolwhut
You just confirmed you're an overweight bimbo living at home whose only companions are cats. Fucker, how do you even have more than 3 cats in your place?
The house was built by my great grandfather in 1914 (or 1907, we discovered some shit that indicates it was build 1907 and 1914) it is big enough to spend 50k on windows on it. It is a historic building.
I share it with my grown sister, 34, and my brother, 40. Our parents live somewhere else but they still own this property.
We have 6 cats in and around the house. I have a coy pond you can't spit across and apple trees in my garden.
You should know proper familie values Mr. Russia. -
2017-05-16 at 5:17 PM UTC in -Bill the CatraL
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2017-05-16 at 5:13 PM UTC in Lanny
Originally posted by -SpectraL Wouldn't it just be easier for you to listen to my arguments than waste your time trying to shut me up? "Rob me of my identity"? hah. Really? People know it's me as soon as I post. I have posted under hundreds of different accounts and not bothered to identify myself, and people knew it was me almost right away, by the style of the arguments I was making. You see, you can't rob me of my identity. So why even waste your time and effort trying to bury my opinions of you?
Identityshock.... LOL. -
2017-05-16 at 5:05 PM UTC in Lanny
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2017-05-16 at 4:59 PM UTC in who's stupider
Not the real deal but it contains parts of it. -
2017-05-16 at 4:45 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinLanny, if you need some, hit me up. Flubromazolam is an essential part of one of the greatest cocktails ever. Here's the recipe.
You take a shaker and filll 1/3 with ice. Two shots of dark Rum and two shots of Gin. You put a leave of fresh mint in and a some orange peel but don't overdo it. Just a breeze.
Shake for 12 seconds and and pour the the liquid into a beer glass. Smoke a cigar while you do that and blow the smoke into the glass. Then you fill it 50/50 with Vermouth and Flubromazolam and put some sugar on the glass. Mix the sugar with Flubro, as well.
Then you chug the sludge.
- The world famous "Death Sentence" -
2017-05-16 at 4:34 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinMalice stopped posting for 3 weeks when he got some Clonazolam.
If he drinks on Pinkies, he's going to die. I think there is some genetic shit going on. Benzos tend to do that. -
2017-05-16 at 4:19 PM UTC in What is your greatest talent?Thanks, Rodent. Much appreciated.
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2017-05-16 at 2:24 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinI coul only read half of this shit.
DO NOT GET FLUBROMAZOLAM. Never, ever in powder form. Seriously.
Thank you for the nice and thought provoking words. 1337, I'll reply to you when I can think again.
Now... I'm going to pick up a ball, go to the park and smoke some fools.
I'm RisiR. -
2017-05-16 at 3:52 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinSeriously.
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2017-05-16 at 3:50 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinI'm smarter than you.
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2017-05-16 at 3:49 AM UTC in The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test...
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2017-05-16 at 3:47 AM UTC in The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test...
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2017-05-16 at 3:43 AM UTC in LannyAnd I said I'll fuck your mother. Lanny is a bad person and I mean that.
I'm an asshole but Lanny is actually evil. SpetraL you retarded, too. I want to joijn your forum but you don't do that, huh? Nigger.
Nigger. -
2017-05-16 at 3:35 AM UTC in sicilian pizza is better than regular pizzaI don't know about that microwave slobber you call pizza but there is no other fucking kind.
There is only one kind of pizza and it's flat, a little hurned and has... well, nigger "Mehl" is the German word on the bottom and you cut it up and fold it and if it's thayt other shit you are a fucking trish eating mumbo.
