Posts by RisiR †

2019-11-07 at 3:52 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiot

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by -SpectraL You're aliiive!

How's it going, old man?

2019-11-07 at 3:48 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiot

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Bill Krozby and you're a loser that is a huge coward, so whats your point little boi?

Send location.

2019-11-07 at 3:42 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiot

RisiR † 29 Autism

She's also a whore.

2019-10-26 at 3:05 AM UTC in In regards to my potato salad recipe

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Vitamin G Yeah. He took some bug poison that I forget the name of. Basically made it so that his organs shut down over the course of days, so that his family wouldn't think it was from an OD but rather just general liver failure or something from past drug use. One of his friends came on here informing us that 'his body just gave out', though he made a post supposedly right when he made the solution so we already knew. His obituary was publicly posted for a bit but I don't have it anymore. The picture in it was clearly him.

Fuck that. Now I feel like shit. He was one of the best guys I have ever met online.

2019-10-26 at 2:59 AM UTC in In regards to my potato salad recipe

RisiR † 29 Autism

Is that one of those padded phones for complete mongoloids with a weak and girly grip?

2019-10-26 at 2:55 AM UTC in In regards to my potato salad recipe

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Vitamin G Juicebox died :(

Damn. Fo real?

2019-10-26 at 2:54 AM UTC in Ok, an "official" goodbye thread might be prudent

RisiR † 29 Autism

Leaving worked a lot better for me when I actually left instead of talking about leaving. Lesson learned.

Hope your life gets funky again, brother.

2019-10-26 at 2:49 AM UTC in In regards to my potato salad recipe

RisiR † 29 Autism

Sooo... did I miss anything? Is SpectraL finally dead?

2019-10-26 at 2:43 AM UTC in In regards to my potato salad recipe

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Sudo we've all been waiting a long time for an update on your potato salad recipe and I hope it does not disappoint.

I actually really like wal mart potato salad, it's the trashiest thing about me

I know.. I know. I let you all down. The forum is in absolute shambles and we all now that's because I let the potato salad hype die down but what can I say? I am but a mere man. A meme man. Y'know...

2019-10-26 at 2:35 AM UTC in In regards to my potato salad recipe

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Not only does it add flavor it also adds to the visual component

Actually liked the texture, too surprisingly enough.

2019-10-26 at 2:33 AM UTC in I am officially never drinking alcohol again

RisiR † 29 Autism

You're officially a rat nosed kike that lives in a car and huffs trucker farts in public restrooms to feel some kind of belonging because your autism fucked your brain up and made you fall for every pol meme ever created so you alienated yourself from society and became a cautionary tale about being an absolute faggot.

Nine Inch Fails is shit and you should neck yourself.

2019-10-26 at 2:26 AM UTC in In regards to my potato salad recipe

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Doesn't even have paprika

Kill yourself

Not gonna lie. I had my first potato salad with paprika not too long ago and I was pleasently surprised. I do like to keep it simple, though.

2019-10-26 at 2:23 AM UTC in In regards to my potato salad recipe

RisiR † 29 Autism

I now know why it didn't get the praise it deserves.

Mayonnaise. You never put mayonnaise in a potato salad. I didn't specify that and of course the thread flopped and I looked like a buffoon. I am truly sorry.

What you do instead is a vinaigrette. 3 parts oil one part vinegar. And as you may remember, the secret tip. Yes, exactly! Blanch the onions in a tablespoon of vinegar for two minutes before adding them and then shut the fuck up and kill yourself. RisiR is back, baby.

2019-03-30 at 10:07 AM UTC in I've started to catch feelings for a perpetual Shrodinger's #MeToo

RisiR † 29 Autism

So now you gonna give her your drugs without hitting it? I don't get it.

2019-03-30 at 1:52 AM UTC in I've started to catch feelings for a perpetual Shrodinger's #MeToo

RisiR † 29 Autism

What's your reaction to her saying she wants it in the ass?

Lol. Must be awkward. Just.... just fuck her, dude. Wut.

2019-03-29 at 9:25 PM UTC in I'm paving a road to happiness, and I'm doing it with words

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Obbe Paradise is a myth about a preverbal Consciousness, before men created words and subsequently mistook the symbol (idol) for reality (God); the Fall of Man and his Expulsion is the consequence of worshipping verbally fashioned images. Philosophers pretend to lead us back to reality on ways paved with more words of higher abstraction, like devils promising to lead us to Heaven.

SomehowYouManaged... to not plagiarize that, huh?

2019-03-29 at 9:20 PM UTC in These are the Trianglists

RisiR † 29 Autism

I made Spoo aware of the triangle. True story.

2019-03-29 at 8:49 PM UTC in CandyRein has turned Risir into a bitch nigger...

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Common De-mominator Yeah. Are you staying? If so, fuck yeah.

I don't have a Greencard yet. Only a B2-Visa that allows me to stay 90 days.

I plan to settle there, though. High five!

2019-03-29 at 8:33 PM UTC in CandyRein has turned Risir into a bitch nigger...

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Fox Since you're Captain Falcon, fun-loving multimillionaire, couldn't you just hop on your private jet anytime you want and go anywhere in the world?

He made 11 millions when he sold his company. I doubt he can afford a private jet.

2019-03-29 at 8:29 PM UTC in This Is My Farewell Tour

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by -mal- You Bill Krozby and mash deserve each other.

Keep mash out of this or we got a problem, lady.

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