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2021-08-07 at 8:12 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
Originally posted by lockedin welcome back nigger
Daz dat shit, nikka. You might be wondering what made me show up again and in fact I know you do so I'm gonna answer you.
It was an accumulation of things. First, I had to paint my window frames the other day. Or start painting my window frames, there are 40 of them so I have just started. You can imagine how long that is gonna take. Second, I just watched a video about Arthur Schopenhauer and got sentimental about the good old times when I remembered I had him as my avatar and the RisiR the Rat memes Scrawny made. Boy, did those make me laugh. Ha ha ha.
You may have noticed my current avatar which is also Arthur Schopenhauer but it's the faceapp version which has a smile on his face.
Optimism restored. Smile status: back. -
2021-08-07 at 7:16 PM UTC in I'm back.Bumpin for the habit. This time I mean it, though.
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2021-08-07 at 7:10 PM UTC in xanax munchies > weed munchies
Originally posted by Kev wont you also forget whatever nice feelings they gave you?
I kinda did. I was a heavy benzo addict for 6 or 7 years and tapered myself off over 6 months. It sucked pretty hard because I also stopped smoking syncans™ at the same time. Some OG niggas might remember my withdrawal posting.
The other day I threw out a bunch of stuff and found an unopened pill that read "lormin zolam" so I had my synapses tingle and went on the web to figure out what it was. Turns out it's Bromazolam which is weird because I never really did pharma benzos and just ordered RC ones on the web. No idea where it came from. I couldn't get myself to throw it away but I also can't remember how it felt like. -
2021-08-07 at 7 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
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2021-08-07 at 6:52 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas MonksLololololo... look at him go. Ha!
I still got it. -
2021-08-07 at 6:42 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Damn it.
I'm sorry if I have forgotten who you are but your post was pretty sick so I think we should hang out more.
You're back?
There is nothing going on here anymore.
Best just be on your way.
Would you like charcoal or rope?
Id give you a knife but Bill Krozby went bat shit crazy and broke it off in his guts when he killed himself.
They even had to remove the subfloor and replace it.
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But I'm still here, kid. Go figure.
My old friend, William Taggart the chud molester. You were before your time, sir. It's good to see you. -
2021-08-07 at 5:21 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks(Edited to take the Goatse down)
Oh man... It's been such a long time I have actually forgotten how to post here. Is that how you embed an image? Is any of this even real?
So apparently the ol' Bill Krozbyler died, huh? That sucks. I have just read up a bit and Juicebox is also dead and so are actor and sploo. I'm legitimately sad right now and the survivors guilt is hitting me super hard.
I'm sad about it all and that includes the state of this website. C'mon man, you have to step your game up...
It's really good to see some familiar names, though. mmQ, aldra, Sudo, Sophie, Lanny, Scron and I assume that one dude is Falco. Candy is still posting and those daterape hotel weirdos are still here too. Gotta respect that, I guess.
Anyway.. I haven't forgotten you all and I probably never will. Don't ever shut the fuck up and absolutely don't kill yourself.
From RisiR with love <3 -
2019-11-07 at 7:57 PM UTC in New HIV Strain Confirmed
Originally posted by -SpectraL Absolutely. Back in the '80's, we used to wrap tiny balls of weed into tiny squares of tin foil and punch holes in it with a needle and heat up two butterknives on the stove until they're cherry red hot and then squeeze the tin foil packets between the knives while inhaling with a 1L Coke bottle with the bottom cut off. We inhaled lots and lots of good tin foil vapors with our weed knives.
You were the sploo of the 80s and now you are the you of now. Oh how the mighty have fallen. -
2019-11-07 at 6:47 PM UTC in If you kick a woman out of your pad while nakedJerkems lol
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2019-11-07 at 6:45 PM UTC in If you kick a woman out of your pad while nakedI do NOT believe it. What is Jergens?
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2019-11-07 at 6:40 PM UTC in If you kick a woman out of your pad while nakedThe secret is to always put a strap-on dildo up your asshole before the cops arrive. Not just a normal dildo, must be a strap-on with the harness dangling from it.
Then you can claim the SHE fucked YOU and no cop with any kind of dignity will investigate further because that's kinda gay.
Just make sure you are naked or atleast have the dildo visible. The first time I tried my plan I was so nervous and pulled my pants up. Totally forgot about it when I was talking to the cops and spend 3 days in jail with a cock up my ass. -
2019-11-07 at 6:30 PM UTC in Lanny Now Trashing Valid Content and Entire Threads
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2019-11-07 at 6:27 PM UTC in How to deal with police
Originally posted by -SpectraL When I was a kid, a uniformed cop stopped me in front of the local arcade and found a gram of hash in my shirt. Then he told me to get in the back of the cop car, so I did. Then he got in the driver's seat and closed the door and leaned back, handed me the hash, and said, "start rolling". I'm like what the fuck? And he said, "you heard me". When I continued to be confused, he asked if I wanted to go to jail. I said, no. Then he repeated that I better start rolling then. So I rolled one up right in the back of the squad car, and he said, "light it up!". So I lit it up and took a puff and he took it out of my hand and started hauling back on it, then held his breath really long and a long stream of smoke came out. Then he handed it back and we ended up finishing it off. Then he says, "roll another one". I was super high at this point, and it was hotboxing there in the car big time and the smoke was so thick I could hardly see, so I started balking, and he asked me again if I wanted to go to jail. So I rolled another one and we smoked the whole thing. Then he asks me for my name and DOB, telling me "don't worry, I ain't gonna bust ya, even if you have warrants, I just want to have a look-see", so I gave him my info and he pursued my personal information right there on his terminal. Then he says, "see that bus stop right there? There's a bus coming in *looks at watch* nine minutes, you be on it, because my partner is coming on in 5 and he ain't as nice as I am". I got out and the smoke literally poured out of the cruiser like a volcano. I got on the bus and fucked off right out of there, high as a kite and paranoid as hell. Too much like the Twilight Zone.
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2019-11-07 at 6:17 PM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?Can we please address the frequent typos? What is wrong with you?
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2019-11-07 at 6:15 PM UTC in Lanny Now Trashing Valid Content and Entire Threads
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2019-11-07 at 5:16 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiot
Originally posted by mmQ So what's new m8? You living large? Fifa? How are the kids? Etc.
My favorite Fargot in the whole wide world. Yea...
It's all good. Stopped playing FIFA because it's a scrpipted piece of shit money laundering scam. The kids on the other hand finally accepted the fact that they won't be able to open the doors and it actually improved their productivity quite a bit so now I might be able to buy myself a quad for christmas. -
2019-11-07 at 5:06 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiot
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2019-11-07 at 4:25 PM UTC in Lanny Now Trashing Valid Content and Entire Threads
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2019-11-07 at 4:16 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiot
Originally posted by Bill Krozby we all knew riser was alive, its just we also knew he goes through a series of "dark times" in his life, especially over what candy rein did to him. riser is a good boy, he takes care of his mother, he brings her soup when she's sick he even lays with her in bed and talks about the old days while he's higher than giraffe pussy, he's a good boy, fam. I knew his faggot ass would show up sooner or later.
Actually the opposite. Not posting here in a perpetual negative feedback loop improved my mental state quite a bit. -
2019-11-07 at 4:14 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiot
Originally posted by Bill Krozby you know my location bitch, plus you won't follow up anyways, so whats the point in giving it to you again like I've already done?
Have you had your big breakthrough yet, Dougie boy? I mean, you have so much potential. You're still young, right? How old are you now? 35? So much potential.... one day you will make it big.
