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2021-08-08 at 9:35 AM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i poked my ass again,
to see if it still hurts.
the dildo tears my hole,
the old familiar sting …
Hey there, vinny. How is the alcoholism going? I hope your liver hasn't given out yet but you chinks are pretty resistent to that so I'm sure you'll be fine. Put in a good word for me when you guys take over the world, please. -
2021-08-08 at 9:29 AM UTC in What is your favorite record label?I like (((Chesky))) records because of their recording style. Their mastering of jazz tunes is outstanding. They use binaural dummy head recording to give a 3d stereo sound which they often record in churches because of the unique accoustic vibrancy that gives.
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2021-08-08 at 9:18 AM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecastI don't believe anything I haven't experienced myself and don't care about any studies anymore because it's all pozzed to shit but I know that the weather has been complete shit here. Every other day we have a hailstorm or flood and it fucks my vibes.
I'm currently working on a protection spell to protect that little place I call home. That's really all I can do but I feel like we should more on controlling the weather in general.
Humans haven't caused snakes to be poisonous but we sure did make antidotes and owned those little shits. We should do the same with the climate. -
2021-08-08 at 9:06 AM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
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2021-08-08 at 9:05 AM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
Originally posted by DontTellEm What it do, clown ass
Hey it's you. I hope everything is going well for you and that you got the help you needed. Is your daughter finally legal? I'm just kidding. I'm gay now.
Originally posted by Sophie Good to see you too man, i mean that.
My man, Psychomantits. I'm glad and also worried that they haven't caught you by now. Your cyber security must really be top notch. We should really meet up one day and study our Ahnenerbe together.
Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Sup bro
Falco... *tips hat*
I discovered one of my absolute favorite meals and every time I cook it I think of you. Red lentil curry. Masoor ki dal. It's incredible. I thank your ancestors for that.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The NIS Death CUlt is pulling pulling pulling that chain are you going to pull back or will
"The only thing that's changed, is the color of the chains"
Great quote you got there, Scrawnaldo. Are you still with HTS? If yes then tell xey that I said hi. :*
Originally posted by Ajax Kill yourself, OP.
Love you, too bro. And it's actually funny that you brought it up. I haven't thought about suicide in a loooong time. I originally wanted to take a bus but the only ticket they had left was a one way to shredcity so I went there and became the mayor. I'm shrimped out of my goddamn mind now. -
2021-08-08 at 12:06 AM UTC in I'm back.
Originally posted by mmQ Heard dat!
Nice to hear from you for realzies m8. The site has NOT gotten better since you've been gone. And as you see, lots of deaths. Actro isn't confirmed dead tho, its just a hunch… personally I think he finally win the lottery and is living luxuriously on some remote island.
Stick around a lil bit this time maybe ? I will have sex with you 4 times in a row if you do. Baiii
Would be insane if Actor actually won the superball. I hope he did. I'll go with that reality. Thanks for bringing it up.
I'll be around tomorrow for sure and maybe I'll keep posting more. I actually kinda want to. I missed it. -
2021-08-08 at 12:03 AM UTC in The Fly Incident or How I finally accepted God into my lifeSome of you might remember that I hate 3 things.
jedis
Mosquitos
And those fat fucking chirping birds that always sit on the same spot on my neighbors roof doing the same fucking scream instead of singing any songs "RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH!" Fuck that.
This story is about number two. The mosquito. Well, I had one. A real juicy fucker buzzing around my head when I wanted to sleep. It was pissing me the fuck off. Big time. And you might also remember that I have a thing for hyperbole and being dramatic. Pretty sure you do. So, I was laying there trying to sleep, right? And then there it is "bzzzzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzzz". No. I don't accept it. So I got up and tried to hunt it down but it went full trb3 stealth mode on me and I gave up and went back to bed. " bzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzz. FUCK. So, I'm laying there and I can't take it anymore and I go fucking crazy and in my head I start talking to God and I say "I would rather have anything else in my room right now than this fucking thing. Anything. Give me a demon or whatever you want. Just get rid of that fucking mosquito for me" and I decided to get up again and for whatever reason, I kinda forgot, take a hot shower. Ahh yes, I remember why. I decided to spray some bug spray, actual hornet killer, into my bedroom to holocaust the motherfucker. That is crucial to the story.
So I spray the stuff and go take a shower and when I walk out of my bathroom I hear a CRAZY loud buzz. "BZZZZZZZZZ" BZZZZZZZZ"BZZZZZZZZZ" Jesus... What's going on?
I open the door to my bedroom and bang. There are dozens of fat fucking flies buzzing around in a drugged up frency. DOZENS. I look around and see the most of them around my window and realized they came in through a slit on the blinds, I guess you call it the blinds. The thing you can roll up to not get any light through the window. Turns out they all got in there to hibernate or something and there was some kind of crack in the wall where they all went in and basically, I had the walls full of fucking flies and now the hornet killer fully kicks in and they are coming out of every little crack and slit I had in the walls like in a fucking horror movie. I'm not kidding you. The dozens turned into hundreds and they are coming out EVERYWHERE! Everything is full of flies. They are swirling around and buzzing on the floor on their back while struggling with the poison. WHAT THE FUCK. I took a broom and swooped them all together but they kept coming and I even heard the buzzing change the sound with every step I took so I realized they are also in the floor. Oh God no.
It was a nightmare and that's how I accepted that God is real and to not fuck with him because he gave me what I asked for. "Anything. Give me a demon or whatever you want". Like the hebrews with the raining frogs and locusts.. God gave me those flies. And I'm glad he did. Thank you for reading. God bless. -
2021-08-07 at 9:54 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionWhere the real niggas hang. It's frankly disgusting to see people use all these fake ass knock offs when this thread is perfectly fine to use
I'm going to bed now. It was a pleasure as usual. See you soon, boy. -
2021-08-07 at 9:48 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
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2021-08-07 at 9:47 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
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2021-08-07 at 9:42 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
Originally posted by RisiR † Oh you! You might have forgotten who you're talking to but I'm ALWAYS free. You might think that I'm locked up but I'm going places you can only dream about. Again, nothing of that affects me. They can't ban me from going into the forest and that's why I perform my most powerful rituals. Please keep that in mind.
*where, not why. My english is a bit rusty. I have only talked to squirrels in the past year or so. -
2021-08-07 at 9:40 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well, then soon you'll be denied access to the grocery store, the shopping malls, the post office, the shoe store, the restaurant, the club, and everywhere else you'd like to go into, and you will be travel banned, even within the United States. How do you feel about that?
Oh you! You might have forgotten who you're talking to but I'm ALWAYS free. You might think that I'm locked up but I'm going places you can only dream about. Again, nothing of that affects me. They can't ban me from going into the forest and that's why I perform my most powerful rituals. Please keep that in mind. -
2021-08-07 at 9:35 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
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2021-08-07 at 9:30 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You abandoned the site. You're a quitter, son.
I'm sorry that made you sad. You must have felt terribly alone without me but I had to take care of some things and figured that staying up all night to insult people on the other side of the planet inhibits my growth as a human bean. I'm back in full force, though. At least until I leave again. (Maybe, maybe not) -
2021-08-07 at 9:26 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Did you inject any of the experimental gene therapies yet?
No. Of course not. When I went to the doctor and the nurse came in with the big horse needle I told her I only inject experimental chinese narcotica in a rather threatening tone of voice, took my hat and left. Never heard of her again. -
2021-08-07 at 9:20 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
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2021-08-07 at 9:17 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
Originally posted by AngryOnion Its all just the latest case of mass psychosis.
I just watched this video about an hour ago. The algorhythms that simulate you guys into my reality are getting out of hand. Pretty crazy.
I found a cool youtube vid that explains it very well,Its not anti vaccine or about covid but it explains how these things happen.
And to stay on topic:
Covid 29 has absolutely no impact on my life. The only time I remember it's a thing is when I see/hear other people going crazy about it. I could not give less of a shit about it. I'm used to entering stores with a mask on. THATS how gangster I am. I order most of my stuff, though. The other day I ordered pickled wine leaves which I'm gonna use to make dolma. That's a turkish dish. Pretty elaborate. You basically need a pressure cooker to make it but some people would disagree. -
2021-08-07 at 9:06 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
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2021-08-07 at 8:54 PM UTC in I'm back.
Originally posted by mmQ HNNNNNNGH ole gingerbread house living in mothafucka . Whats good?
My brother Garret from another marret..che (marriage, get it?). Not much to be honest just a whole lot. I just went through my old threads and it cured my AIDS, man. Fucking awesome. This thread is originally from 2017 and you welcomed me back then, too. <3
I have to get up in the morning tomorrow to celebrate my mom's birthday so I'm kicking it soon but I'll show up after that and we can hang (make) out if anyone is interested. -
2021-08-07 at 8:17 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
