I am NOT dead...

1. 2024-08-14 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #141
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Imagine you give someone clean pee so they can pass their drug test and tehy just find 3/5 panel haha so they go through all this warmed up condom full of your piss and then they're like
   
   ya you failed for
   
   soft
   marijuana
   crystal methamphetamene
   
   care to explain?
   
   And you're torn between giving them another sample that will just have weed in it but you have to admit you had used fake piss you got form your "friend" haha
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Crispy
2. 2024-08-14 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #142
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Imagine you give someone clean pee so they can pass their drug test and tehy just find 3/5 panel haha so they go through all this warmed up condom full of your piss and then they're like
   
   ya you failed for
   
   soft
   marijuana
   crystal methamphetamene
   
   care to explain?
   
   And you're torn between giving them another sample that will just have weed in it but you have to admit you had used fake piss you got form your "friend" haha

   
   It's even worse when they test the pee that's not yours and tell you you're pregnant.
   
   "Well, Mr. Bradley. You passed clean on your drug test... but we have to inform you you're pregnant."
3. 2024-08-14 at 7:36 AM UTC

   #143
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not the basic line of the upper lip. The guy in the top photo barely has any curve in the line between the philtral column and the tubercle ( a line sometimes called the cupids bow).
   
   Whereas the guy in the bottom photo has a very pronounced downward dip in his "cupids bow". In fact it almost looks like a little bird beak it dips so low. They are definitely not the same person.

   Lose some weight and youd see the difference in your face. It can change a fuck ton you fat fuck. Go on a walk
4. 2024-08-14 at 7:38 AM UTC

   #144
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile

   Originally posted by Bradley Imagine you give someone clean pee so they can pass their drug test and tehy just find 3/5 panel haha so they go through all this warmed up condom full of your piss and then they're like
   
   ya you failed for
   
   soft
   marijuana
   crystal methamphetamene
   
   care to explain?
   
   And you're torn between giving them another sample that will just have weed in it but you have to admit you had used fake piss you got form your "friend" haha

   Have a kid and make the kid do it. Ive done it for my mom, stepdad, and grandpa since i was 4. It will come out clean until the kid is around 13-14
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Bradley
5. 2024-08-14 at 8:58 AM UTC

   #145
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Bradley Imagine you give someone clean pee so they can pass their drug test and tehy just find 3/5 panel haha so they go through all this warmed up condom full of your piss and then they're like
   
   ya you failed for
   
   soft
   marijuana
   crystal methamphetamene
   
   care to explain?
   
   And you're torn between giving them another sample that will just have weed in it but you have to admit you had used fake piss you got form your "friend" haha

   
   Isn't that what happened to Sudo? Lol. He was funny. And really ambitious. Hope he isn't locked up.
6. 2024-08-14 at 9:03 AM UTC

   #146
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Is sudo that weird guy
7. 2024-08-14 at 9:06 AM UTC

   #147
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Crispy Is sudo that weird guy

   
   One of them, yea. But he was real cool. You'd have enjoyed his drive and motivation. He has a young spirit.
8. 2024-08-14 at 9:15 AM UTC

   #148
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Is he dead or something, i swear i met him on telegram or something. People were saying sudo
9. 2024-08-14 at 9:15 AM UTC

   #149
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Or something
10. 2024-08-14 at 9:17 AM UTC

    #150
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Crispy Is he dead or something, i swear i met him on telegram or something. People were saying sudo

    
    If you had seen him, you'd remember him. He always took his shirt off to show off his prison physique. No fat on that dude.
11. 2024-08-14 at 9:18 AM UTC

    #151
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by RisiR † If you had seen him, you'd remember him. He always took his shirt off to show off his prison physique. No fat on that dude.

    Do you have a prison physique
12. 2024-08-14 at 9:22 AM UTC

    #152
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Crispy Do you have a prison physique

    
    I'm doing ok. In fact, I'm gonna work out in a minute. Lessss go!
13. 2024-08-14 at 9:26 AM UTC

    #153
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I have muscle too, how do i post pics
14. 2024-08-14 at 9:35 AM UTC

    #154
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Crispy I have muscle too, how do i post pics

    
    niggasin.space/help/bbcode
    
    You have to embedd the link between image brackets. Like this but without the * symbol. [img*][/img*]
15. 2024-08-14 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #155
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by RisiR † niggasin.space/help/bbcode
    
    You have to embedd the link between image brackets. Like this but without the * symbol. [img*][/img*]

    
    Since you’ve been away for a while it might be good to highlight that ole crispy cream there is allegedly an underage girl and a pedobaiter. Encourage pic posting or otherwise interact at your own risk
16. 2024-08-14 at 3:35 PM UTC

    #156
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Lanny Since you’ve been away for a while it might be good to highlight that ole crispy cream there is allegedly an underage girl and a pedobaiter. Encourage pic posting or otherwise interact at your own risk

    
    I think it's a roleplaying dude in his 30s. Probably one of my buds pulling a prank. I'm just playing the part. I'll report ANY suspicious behavior to the authorities. IMMEDIATELY.
17. 2024-08-14 at 3:47 PM UTC

    #157
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Lanny Since you’ve been away for a while it might be good to highlight that ole crispy cream there is allegedly an underage girl and a pedobaiter. Encourage pic posting or otherwise interact at your own risk

    
    This is a lie ^ it's actually my alternative and i've been trolling everyone for months. Stop ruining my fun
18. 2024-08-14 at 4:39 PM UTC

    #158
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † I think it's a roleplaying dude in his 30s. Probably one of my buds pulling a prank. I'm just playing the part. I'll report ANY suspicious behavior to the authorities. IMMEDIATELY.

    
    That’s a 15 yr old girl.
19. 2024-08-14 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #159
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by frala That’s a 15 yr old girl.

    
    And you're a late 30's man.
20. 2024-08-14 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #160
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by frala That’s a 15 yr old girl.

    
    You're making the alibi awefully hard. Uhmmmm.. uhhh, you see there was a visial clitch on my screen that made the 5 look like an 8.