Posts by RisiR †

2017-10-10 at 5:14 PM UTC in joe rogan is such a blowhard coward

RisiR † 29 Autism

Did you seriously have a heart attack?

2017-10-10 at 5:12 PM UTC in Can you roll your r's? Or do the Asian L's?

RisiR † 29 Autism

I think so.

2017-10-10 at 5:09 PM UTC in I'm gonna do pull-ups (no weight attached). Whoever guesses closest how many I can do before failing wins a "thank".

RisiR † 29 Autism

Your mother did. She thought it was ok.

2017-10-10 at 5:08 PM UTC in My O'l Lady is a Princess

RisiR † 29 Autism

I'm sure she chants for hours getting piped down by the neighborhood niggers. Good catch your Sara.

2017-10-10 at 5:04 PM UTC in Can you roll your r's? Or do the Asian L's?

RisiR † 29 Autism

I should upload a voice thingy so Lanny can fall even more in love with me and make that my next usertitle.

2017-10-10 at 4:59 PM UTC in Anyone else looking forward to new Rocko's Modern Life?

RisiR † 29 Autism

Didn't know about that but looks pretty good. I hope they don't use the nastyness as obvious fan service but give the series the overall weird vibe it used to have.

2017-10-10 at 4:54 PM UTC in I'm gonna do pull-ups (no weight attached). Whoever guesses closest how many I can do before failing wins a "thank".

RisiR † 29 Autism

Your dad abusing you as a front for his trashcan piss fetish is making you a faggot.

This video would make you jealous.

2017-10-10 at 4:49 PM UTC in I'm gonna do pull-ups (no weight attached). Whoever guesses closest how many I can do before failing wins a "thank".

RisiR † 29 Autism

That could be you, mash. Get your life together.

2017-10-10 at 4:47 PM UTC in I'm gonna do pull-ups (no weight attached). Whoever guesses closest how many I can do before failing wins a "thank".

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Enter

That dude... seriously. Jason Genova. He's actually getting sponsors all the time but he's literally retarded. And he's a real piece of shit. He talked shit about another dead bodybuilder and then the guys from his crew had an intervention. It's pretty lame, though.

2017-10-10 at 4:44 PM UTC in I'm gonna do pull-ups (no weight attached). Whoever guesses closest how many I can do before failing wins a "thank".

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by greenplastic 4

Goddang nigga.

2017-10-10 at 4:43 PM UTC in Great short story I found on reddit

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Yeah but the writing is still fantastic. Better than 99% of the shit on nosleep.

And then there was a man. A scary man. And a woman. She was dead.

2017-10-10 at 4:39 PM UTC in Passed a blood test with weed and benzos in my system

RisiR † 29 Autism

Get depressed enough that you actually want to fail deep down so all of this can stop once and for all and "mess up" just in time so you're scared for a week going in, secretly knowing that there is no way that you gonna pass and plan your sober future. God won't have any of that shit and will throw you a nice curveball right in the balls.

I even snitched on myself before that and now I look like a pretender. Fucking LOL.

2017-10-10 at 4:32 PM UTC in Jerking off to

RisiR † 29 Autism

At least he was ambitious.

2017-10-10 at 4:29 PM UTC in Passed a blood test with weed and benzos in my system

RisiR † 29 Autism

I AM A LIVING CHEAT CODE! WORSHIP ME.

2017-10-10 at 4:07 PM UTC in Jerking off to

RisiR † 29 Autism

Trying to make a joke about your hooker girlfriend but I can't really piece it together the way I want to so yea...

Give me a clue.

2017-10-10 at 4:01 PM UTC in Jerking off to

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by NARCassist is it bad that i jerked off to that dead junkie's fat pig of an ex(and mother of his kids) earlier just as a personal fuck you to the cunt?

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Did he fuck your mother or something? Jesus.

2017-10-10 at 3:58 PM UTC in I caught my dad warching porn again...

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Bill Krozby I once outed my dad for having porn on his computer but only because he outed me for having porn first. My parents made a big deal about it over me having porn, but when I mentioned my dad having porn my mom didn't care so I outed her for telling me personal details about my dad.

My brother then outed me for smoking weed, I then found out he smoked weed and tricked him into outing me to my mom for having weed which I didn't, I just wanted to see if he was still a snitch.

My mom last summer asked me to buy her weed and so I then outed her to my dad, who then stood up for her and said she was just trollin, so now I'm going to have out him.

Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-10-08T22:23:32.748316+00:00

Snitch City in this motherfucker.

Y'all gonna go to hell.

2017-10-10 at 3:54 PM UTC in Can you roll your r's? Or do the Asian L's?

RisiR † 29 Autism

I'm German and for whatever reason I can sound like an anime general.

I can sound like Heihachi Michima. Fo real real.

2017-10-10 at 3:48 PM UTC in No, I'm serious, how do I meet more women.

RisiR † 29 Autism

And get a little freaky with a paid lady, bruh. Ain't NUTTIN' wrong with that.

They are often cool people....sometimes. Maybe.

2017-10-10 at 3:20 PM UTC in No, I'm serious, how do I meet more women.

RisiR † 29 Autism

They are also not really different from hot chicks. Many of them think they are the shit because they get Bill Krozby'ed so often.

No offense or anything but don't try to develop a game in your social circle. You have mentioned that you don't know any girls and that's a good thing here. You'd be awkward and probably get hurt.

A really good tip, and I'm serious, is to get a hooker and get real dirty. Just let out your fetishes. Go all in. It is so much easier to keep your cool and be attractive when your nuts aren't about to blow up into a blue cloud of desperation. Every "uhhh..no" and "I got a boyfriend" etc will be 20 bucks you save on drinks that go right into your hookerbank.

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