Posts by RisiR †

1. 2017-10-10 at 10:09 PM UTC in Larry or Hitler?
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Yo, I've been spelling it wrong for an entire thread. It felt off to be honest...
   
   I have now made my choice. I'll use my spin to travel back in time before I made this thread to save myself the brutal embarassement.
2. 2017-10-10 at 10:06 PM UTC in Rank The Banner!
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I'm past my bedtime but I'll put a list out, too.
3. 2017-10-10 at 10:02 PM UTC in Here's a fucking suggestion
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Lanny, can my usertitle please be "Qurangutan"?
   
   I'll treat you like the queen that you are.
4. 2017-10-10 at 9:59 PM UTC in Here's a fucking suggestion
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I guess the hmholy Quranutan but that's a given.
5. 2017-10-10 at 9:57 PM UTC in Here's a fucking suggestion
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   What books do I need to read to get into programming?
6. 2017-10-10 at 9:55 PM UTC in Slowest users on this site.
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Ach komm.. du Fotze postest einmal im Jahr und dann direkt so, dasses meinen Post zerfickt. Vielen Dank.
7. 2017-10-10 at 9:53 PM UTC in Slowest users on this site.
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Or earth.
8. 2017-10-10 at 8:49 PM UTC in Larry or Hitler?
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Panthrax Now I know not to get back in the machine after i fuck hitler up. Thank you

   
   The machine knows your intentions now so it will trap you right away and put you at your workplace.
9. 2017-10-10 at 8:46 PM UTC in LSD is an informamt?
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   There is only one thing he hates more than trimming the fuzzy monkey her on his neck and that's a slightly stimulated mother.
   
   This Summer... LSD is... a terrible son in.... Latte Weapon II: FRAPPUCINO FATALITY.
10. 2017-10-10 at 8:36 PM UTC in woman committs herself to jail to see what its like
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    *throws rocks at running faggot*
11. 2017-10-10 at 8:35 PM UTC in Larry or Hitler?
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Pa roken link.
12. 2017-10-10 at 8:33 PM UTC in My O'l Lady is a Princess
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    The marshalls also have rocket skates they use directly on the rails.
    
    They sometimes don't even take them off when they bang Totse's wife.
13. 2017-10-10 at 8:27 PM UTC in Larry or Hitler?
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Panthrax I would cut Hitlers neck and then blow up his shit with c4 before getting airlifted outta there

    
    If you try to hurt Hitler the mashine will shut down travel functions and trap you on the dildo seat.
14. 2017-10-10 at 8:23 PM UTC in My O'l Lady is a Princess
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 the Marshals are generally very large guys. 6'3 or 6'4 and workout all day long.

    
    Just like the guys that give it to your woman.
15. 2017-10-10 at 8:15 PM UTC in The Aiding of Burden
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Try to secretly sniff her asshole. You might pick up the scent of another dick that way.
16. 2017-10-10 at 8:11 PM UTC in Larry or Hitler?
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by mashlehash What kind?

    
    One time use. Two-way. Mahogany and copper. Single cell tesserract accelerator and a dildo seat.
17. 2017-10-10 at 8:04 PM UTC in Larry or Hitler?
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    It's a disposable time machine.
18. 2017-10-10 at 8:02 PM UTC in Things that would happen to you if you lived in a porno
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm sorry for your loss. They sound pretty cool.
19. 2017-10-10 at 7:59 PM UTC in Larry or Hitler?
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Your timemashine has only one more spin left so you can either go back in time and congratulate Hitler or kill Larry Monks and save the world of its biggest tragedy.
    
    What's your choice?
20. 2017-10-10 at 7:53 PM UTC in Things that would happen to you if you lived in a porno
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    How did they die?