No, I'm serious, how do I meet more women.

1. 2017-10-10 at 11:40 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't know any girls at all, and I'm depressed and it sucks. :( I hate my life.
   
   Inb4 "find happiness without girls bro". That's easy for you to say -- I guarantee you get laid more than me.
2. 2017-10-10 at 11:41 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
3. 2017-10-10 at 11:41 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Get a job
   Get fired for sexual harassment
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4. 2017-10-10 at 11:55 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you're in college, my secret weapon was always gardening club. No joke. Not kidding. All the hottest chicks go to gardening club for some reason. Most of the ass I got in college was from gardening club. They're easy too.
   
   Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-10-10T11:58:15.600866+00:00
5. 2017-10-10 at 11:57 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Gardening club girls are very accepting of mud
6. 2017-10-10 at 11:59 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   become a serial killer and some girls will surely become obsessed with you
7. 2017-10-10 at 12:01 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic become a serial killer and some girls will surely become obsessed with you

   
   This is actually a myth. They only become obsessed with attractive serial killers. Note how nobody wanted to fuck john wayne gacy.
8. 2017-10-10 at 12:03 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter This is actually a myth. They only become obsessed with attractive serial killers. Note how nobody wanted to fuck john wayne gacy.

   
   oh well in that case, just become attractive
9. 2017-10-10 at 12:06 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic oh well in that case, just become attractive

   
   
10. 2017-10-10 at 12:07 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    post your pic so we can judge you
11. 2017-10-10 at 12:09 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic post your pic so we can judge you

    
    I found an app called Blinq, it gives you a scientific rating of attractive. Will post my results in a minute.
12. 2017-10-10 at 12:10 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter I found an app called Blinq, it gives you a scientific rating of attractive. Will post my results in a minute.

    
    eh i don't really trust those things
13. 2017-10-10 at 1:38 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
14. 2017-10-10 at 1:49 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol Enter, are you an incel?
15. 2017-10-10 at 1:55 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    u must aqquire sauce
16. 2017-10-10 at 2:14 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Ok, here is what you can do.
    
    Get in shape, look good n shit and then join a Yoga course or something like that. You can do it without looking good but it's good to have confidence. Enjoy yourself. Crack jokes n shit. There might be other dudes already, it's important not to compete with them. Casually bro it up with them, y'know. There's enough pussy for everyone. Then, well, socialize? It works for other people so you can give something like that a try.
    
    Orrr... you can go to clubs and prey on drunk chicks. It's a numbers game. Chances are high that you will regret meeting most of the girls you end up with that way but at least you get some experience.
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17. 2017-10-10 at 2:14 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Do the Bill Krozbyman.
18. 2017-10-10 at 2:59 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † Do the Bill Krozbyman.

    
    No joke, actually.
    
    Enter, fuck some fat chicks to start. It'll build up your confidence, plus fat chicks have low self esteem and try harder on your dick. You can develop your game like this.
19. 2017-10-10 at 3:20 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    They are also not really different from hot chicks. Many of them think they are the shit because they get Bill Krozby'ed so often.
    
    No offense or anything but don't try to develop a game in your social circle. You have mentioned that you don't know any girls and that's a good thing here. You'd be awkward and probably get hurt.
    
    
    A really good tip, and I'm serious, is to get a hooker and get real dirty. Just let out your fetishes. Go all in. It is so much easier to keep your cool and be attractive when your nuts aren't about to blow up into a blue cloud of desperation. Every "uhhh..no" and "I got a boyfriend" etc will be 20 bucks you save on drinks that go right into your hookerbank.
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20. 2017-10-10 at 3:25 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † A really good tip, and I'm serious, is to get a hooker and get real dirty. Just let out your fetishes. Go all in. It is so much easier to keep your cool and be attractive when your nuts aren't about to blow up into a blue cloud of desperation. Every "uhhh..no" and "I got a boyfriend" etc will be 20 bucks you save on drinks that go right into your hookerbank.