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Originally posted by mikeyagain
Is that how you hoped the friends of your teenage son would look at you, mikey? As you passed out Zimas to the group?
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Just make sure you manage to smear mustard all over your white tee.
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Originally posted by Rizzo in a box
you probably shave your chest hair just to seem symmetric and smooth
I shave my chest, shoulder, dick, back, neck, and face hair to be symmetric faget. fight me when I am silky smooth except for my forearms and calves. The tiny hairs will grapple you and once I have you,
you're mine
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Originally posted by Rizzo in a box
bald ass niggas trying to bring everyone down to their level. get a life baldie!
SHAVE YOUR HEAD THEN COME AT ME, LONG LOCKS!
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It's usually a combination of dry mouth + poor hygiene (due to being preoccupied with smoking crack) over an extended period of time.
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2018-12-02 at 10:43 AM UTC
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One of my faves.
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Originally posted by Rizzo in a box
you can get mustard stains out very easily by liberally applying wine
You can cover up life stains usually with liberal wine applications to the mouth.
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2018-11-30 at 9:34 PM UTC
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Have you ever wondered...
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I did that air kiss thing once, also trying on my fancy pants, but my father didn't take kindly to it. He stood up from the table and DECKED ME right in the nose and towered over me, shadowy and LOOMING and bellowed, "AIN'T NO BOY UH MINE GUNNA BE NO FAGET!!! WITH YER LITTLE BUTTERFLY KISSES! NOW GIT!"
And I was banned from indoors for that whole winter.
I never air kissed again.
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2018-11-29 at 9:15 PM UTC
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gadzooks, I'd be interested to see my own word cloud, please. Thank you.
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2018-11-29 at 11:40 AM UTC
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Lanny used to have a feature here where you could "Anonymize your account", essentially making every post you ever made on this website fall under the name The Self Taught Man. Many users in fact did use this feature, some many times, and so The Self Taught Man naturally has a lot of posts and a lot of collective thanks and user stats because it's a combination of however many users decided to wipe their accounts.
Either way, neat stats. You still need to post your totse DUMP.
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2018-11-28 at 11:10 AM UTC
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All pets go to pet hell
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Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb
I never had a pet worm.
Well, you're missing out. Some of my most fond memories come from my little WERMY and I.
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Let's all 3D print our dicks and assholes and sell them to each other.
Or collect them like some really fucked up trading card game except it's not cards at all, it's 3D printed genitals.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Lol, man, there was a time when becoming a Totse moderator was like a dream ambition for me.
I would have felt like a fucking king on cocaine if I ever got modded there.
Hahah it secretly was one of my ambitions as well. Glad to have spent the time I did there. It went down while I was in prison. Meta wrote me the letter telling me and I remember the fucking SHOCK I felt reading those words. Fucking horrible feeling. Here I was, in a cell, in state prison, feeling BAD because a website went down. Hah. That's dedication.
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The Masters of Horror present...THE THINGIE!!!
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2018-11-25 at 4:08 PM UTC
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Why do you post here?
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Habit. The unwillingness to let it go, after 20 years. Plus, in a society where everyone is offended and everything is banned discussion, this place is pretty cool.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
I think it ended up being more of an anxiety attack kind of thing (psychological) than any kind of immediate physical health threat.
But just look at the way Panthrax calmed me down, used that beautiful metaphor to instruct me, and gave me his AIM/MSN to talk one on one.
Panthrax, my man, I will never forget that day, and it was 13 years ago.
Totse really was a big part of a lot of our lives.
So all you DH-ers who tell us to "move on", etc…
Read that one post where Panthrax helped me out and tell me that wasn't a meaningful social interaction, despite being on an Internet forum mostly known for shitposting, racist jokes, and finding new ways to get high or blow things up.
Yeah dude. TOTSE was a huge part of my life and it still is. When I went to prison, people from TOTSE wrote me. When I got out, I joined Zoklet. When Zoklet went down, I followed the various other communities until ultimately deciding to join this one. Ever since I found TOTSE in 1999, I was obsessed with it. I read all the text files, completely consumed with all of the controversial information it held. I didn't even know it had a BBS or what a BBS was until 2001. I spent 99-01 reading the text files. I joined the BBS in 2001 and I believe it was 2003 when CrAzyAmIsHmAn (CAM) retired, I was nominated for moderator for BLTC. I was mod with Metaphysicist and kronikus.
I formed a long list of bonds and a couple in real life friendships over TOTSE and this community. It's pretty fucking interesting, really. How we've all stuck with it.
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https://rust-totse.github.ioHe created a whole website to expose the Mods & Admins inner workings on Zoklet.net. Which means he worked behind the scenes as a DOUBE-AGENT (known in the streets as a SNITCH) to expose what he felt was ABHORRENT INJUSTICES.
But remember when he tried to bring them to light here and no one gave a shit and no one ever heard from him again? Sorry, Rust. We all loved you as a poster, when you went on this vendetta shit, it made you look small and petty.
I wonder....does he still read these forums now? Is SpectraL- Rust? Will Allanis Morissette release a new album before 2020?
These are questions that everyone wants to know.
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He's going to do it. I BELIEVE in him!
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Thanks gadzooks. I'm glad I was able to help in some way.
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"Nobody asked you if you cared, dummy. Pay attention."
Rust's signature line. Remember when the CEO of Chik-Fil-A made that comment that he was against gay marriage and Rust freaked the fuck out and made a bigass thread and argued about how he was going to boycott Chik-Fil-A and everyone else should too. I came along and challenged his argument saying that Chik-Fil-A and it's founder are based on Christian values (they aren't open on Sundays, for example) and so NATURALLY, as a CHRISTIAN COMPANY they are going to be against gay marriage as a matter of FAITH and to say that either view is right or wrong is the only thing that is ACTUALLY wrong. He lost his shit and went on a bitch fit. He literally couldn't handle being challenged on his own viewpoint and it terrified him to be schooled.
Rust was a faggot probably, too. Hah.
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