clean your toilet thourhougly, you're gonna be hugging and kissing it when the slug eggs hatch
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
Here's what you do, dump all the eggs in your mouth and swallow them with a gulp of water. Drink a bunch until you feel like they got washed down into your stomach.
Then it feels like you just ate a bunch of plastic bottle caps they do not feel good in there, you can feel them rolling around inside you. If you lay on one side for too long they will dissolve on that side and you will have the weirdest internal cramps ever. You wanna keep moving, get up walk around or sit up even if it feels horrible and makes you more sick you MUST rotate the eggs.
If you don't rotate the eggs your gonna have a bad time.
Then you will feel them start to hatch and pop inside your tummy and the baby slugs will ooze out into your stomach acids (they thrive in acid) and this is where they take form.
They start crawling around your insides and devour anything for energy they desperately crave. Then the slugs mature and it's time for them to go out into the world and live their lives.
Usually they try to escape through your mouth but sometimes the slugs get a sick joy out of torturing assholes and raping your insides.
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People often wonder: Why do the countries in Africa seem unable to develop stable first world societies with relatively low crime and good education systems?
I don’t know….what could it be…
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Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy
but don't hate on everyone coming in undocumented. there might be some great minds that will turn this economy into gold.
Ah yes, maybe there’s a ‘Dreamer’ or two who will stun the world with their brilliant insights.
I don’t like the odds of allowing 10’s of millions of low IQ turd world mouth breathers into the country on the slim chance that 1 or 2 of them will turn out to be smarter than a turnip.
Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy
Elon is a dirty f**king illegal. how did he get his f**king citizenship to the USA?
Elon got his citizenship the legal way and he’s exactly the type of immigrant we want. There are a gazillion filthy taco benders squatting in America and you can be certain that NONE could do what Musk has done.
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Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy
As for the Topic, F**king h*ll. We all had to come over at some time. our families probably carried dirty diseases with them as well
Are you actually trying to equate the Europeans who came over a few hundred years ago and created the greatest nation in human history with the turd world filth that’s crawling over the southern border? They’re not the same species.
Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy
I'm just pissed He's not vetting the criminals and crazy f**ks coming in
Hint: they’re ALL criminals. They ALL broke America’s immigration laws.
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Originally posted by trippymindfuk
I've always had problems with dry skin but the past couple years it's gotten worse than it's ever been. I assumed it was psoriasis, the spots on my face and eyebrows look like psoriasis patches. I also have little red spots on assorted parts of my body, particularly my chest, sides, and thighs, mainly the inside of my thighs kinda near my crotch.
It's not like I have a woman to get naked for but as I was getting undressed to take a shower it really hit me how horrible my body looks.
I use apricot scrub on my face and then put Vaseline on my eyebrows, around my nose and in the dry spots in my moustache.
I'm not sure if I should shower more because honestly I only shower every few days I guess because it's hard to stay motivated going through a little bout of depression but I'm trying. I feel like I shouldn't shower everyday because that may make my skin even more dry.
Any ladies (or dudes, I'm definitely not judgemental) have any skincare tips for extremely dry skin? Also some dry patches will bleed for hours if I accidentally scratch it because it itches. It really makes me hate life sometimes, I've never looked in the mirror and thought damn, I look like shit…. even when I was homeless on heroin I don't think it's ever been this bad.
I'll check back in the morning, I'm going to get ready to try to get to sleep, I have to be up at 5.
Thanks in advance and goodnight my space friends.
Change your diet, get sun, and if that doesn't work try using less soap. Like don't use it to wash everything.
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