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2024-08-21 at 10:57 AM UTC in Anyone care to discuss their emotional insecurities?
Originally posted by Kafka I just get laser hair removal there. This product is for my vagina. I don't always need it, your vagina changes colour throughout the month.
Fair, but like... how well put together do you gotta be to go abroad? Down to what level? Y'know? Would you decide not to go on vacation if your puspus was insufficiently pink? 🤔
(Also "etc" is not something I'd personally ever wanna see on the ingredients list for a product like that, even though I know it's probably fine.)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-08-20 at 1:09 PM UTC in "Senior Discount" Is Bullshit
I hope you kicked him to the curb.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-08-18 at 1:26 PM UTC in Questions to the female membersThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-13 at 11:15 AM UTC in I am NOT dead...The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
But all of them sensible everyday names,
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-08-04 at 5:44 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentYou don’t want me on any cruise with you …imma make you walk the plank
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2024-08-04 at 5:36 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-04 at 5:36 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentðŸ˜
We’ll find out ..on the next episode of Dragon Ball ZThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-08-04 at 5:17 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Relax. Rest ur neck. I’m that pretty lil bitch. :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-04 at 5:11 PM UTC in This Sunay's ConfessionI’m working on an Album now …you’ll hear it soon …on the radioThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-04 at 5:10 PM UTC in Meanwhile, in CanadiaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-04 at 5:08 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2024-08-04 at 5:01 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....lol dang ur a weird person .The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-04 at 4:59 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI am making ribbs, cabbage and baked beans tonight ….and I got some Hawaiian rollsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-04 at 4:59 PM UTC in Courvoisier VS ..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-04 at 4:55 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI’m just a catThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-04 at 4:49 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....lol bye . They’re both regular. U wishThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-04 at 4:43 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....U can’t say that! Go lay down ur a loser.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-07-20 at 2:39 PM UTC in Elbowoh I see what you you did there mentioning the highlighting.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-07-20 at 2:29 PM UTC in ElbowIs it though?
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2024-07-20 at 12:02 AM UTC in Top 3 Failures on this Website XXL EditionRIP Bill Krozby, you got cuck'd by a pom, a pedo, and a person of colorThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
