pissing on your bathroom floor

1. 2017-11-12 at 8:48 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i piss in random places in my house when i dont feel like opening the toilet seat. anyone else do this?
2. 2017-11-12 at 8:52 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   No, but often, after sex the following morning, I go to piss and it sprays out in 5 different directions. I frantically try and control it, to center it into the toilet, but it only makes things worse. So I have pissed all over the wall, seat, etc. around the toilet by accident. :)
3. 2017-11-12 at 10:22 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Grimace No, but often, after sex the following morning, I go to piss and it sprays out in 5 different directions. I frantically try and control it, to center it into the toilet, but it only makes things worse. So I have pissed all over the wall, seat, etc. around the toilet by accident. :)

   
   Just learn to sit down when you pee it's not that hard.
4. 2017-11-12 at 10:31 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Just learn to sit down when you pee it's not that hard.

   
   Let me catch you standing up when you pee. I best always catch you sittin' down.
5. 2017-11-12 at 10:31 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   or just piss in the sink like normal people
   
   
   
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6. 2017-11-12 at 10:52 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Dog Scratcher YOU just got caught by the DOG SCRATCHER!

   
   what d'you mean 'CAUGHT'?
   
   you say it like i did summing wrong you fool.
   
   
   
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7. 2017-11-13 at 12:30 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   I expected this to be another Bill Krozbynigger thread.
   
   this sort of thing is right up his alley.