2024-08-30 at 8:16 PM UTC
1: You can fuck people, that's cool.
2: You can whip out your dick and shoot piss everywhere and anywhere you want, you don't have to wipe either. Are you drunk and need to piss in at a Denny's at 3AM, Go to the dumpster whip out your cock and piss really quick.
3: You can put food on your erect cock, bend your cock downwards, and let go to fling it into your mouth like a slingshot.
4: You can slap people with your dick.
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2024-08-30 at 8:26 PM UTC
i rather find it merely tolerable, and even then, only barely.
also enjoying a penis sounds a bit gay ngl
2024-08-30 at 8:43 PM UTC
Idk how you're not all living in fear of it being cut off by a vengeful ex or a hoodlum. Your orgasms don't last long and you have to do all the work during sex.
2024-08-30 at 9:35 PM UTC
you can use it as a ruler
2024-08-30 at 10:11 PM UTC
5 you can use it to swipe other mens cheek in a crowded open shower
2024-08-31 at 1:19 AM UTC
You can draw eyes on it and pretend it’s a snake.
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2024-08-31 at 1:20 AM UTC
I sometimes trace it and then make an elephant drawing
2024-08-31 at 1:23 AM UTC
I heard that men know what they like more because their sensitive dick is always rubbing against things like clothes, so I think I'd masturbate more if I had one.
2024-08-31 at 1:24 AM UTC
hell yeah i would show you how to jerk off properly if you had a penis
2024-08-31 at 1:25 AM UTC
How often do men have to change their bed sheets?
2024-08-31 at 1:27 AM UTC
Do teen guys do their own laundry because or it or have they no shame?
2024-08-31 at 1:28 AM UTC
Cam sent me a vid of him discharging it down a toilet and it grossed me out.
2024-08-31 at 1:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by Dirtbag
How often do men have to change their bed sheets?
Every 2 weeks.
Originally posted by Dirtbag
Do teen guys do their own laundry because or it or have they no shame?
I do my own laundry.
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2024-08-31 at 1:34 AM UTC
well u asked the question and I gave u the answer
2024-08-31 at 1:35 AM UTC
I'm glad I don't have one, with my chronic fatigue and men having to do the majority of work during sex it would be awful. Surprisingly it's women who are more likely to have heart attacks during sex.
2024-08-31 at 1:35 AM UTC
I don't know if you realize this but most men don't just ejaculate on their bedsheets LOL
