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Posts by Grimace

  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Also, this is a T&T thread. LANNY!
  2. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    As I said, disable your trackpad's driver software. This will kill things like gestures and whatnot. This is the most common reason behind "When I type, the screen does all sorts of weird things!", but it's usually from an older person...

    Disable your trackpad's gestures. Seriously. That's it.
  3. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Will this work?
    https://www.walmart.com/ip/Fly-Agaric-Amanita-Muscaria-Glycerite-Dried-Mushrooms-Caps-Alcohol-Free-Liquid-Extract-Fly-Amanita-Glycerite-Herbal-Supplement-2-oz/389654947

    Hahaha
  4. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Just learn to sit down when you pee it's not that hard.

    Let me catch you standing up when you pee. I best always catch you sittin' down.
  5. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by NARCassist there's like 200 countries man, that's not fair.



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    Like I said, better lawyer up.
  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Disable your trackpad driver software.
  7. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by greenplastic Nothing could ever live up to his nostalgia of 1990s era internet. It's literally impossible.

    Been trying to explain this to those that wish to "bring back" shit from that era.
  8. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    No, but often, after sex the following morning, I go to piss and it sprays out in 5 different directions. I frantically try and control it, to center it into the toilet, but it only makes things worse. So I have pissed all over the wall, seat, etc. around the toilet by accident. :)
  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I looked to the sky and cried.
    Weeping and gnashing of teeth.
    This is my eternal punishment.
  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Located in St. Louis, Missouri, Tri-Star Systems serves clients nationwide providing services for Employee Benefit Plan Administration. Honesty, integrity, flexibility and professional expertise make us a leader in Third Party Administration. Personal, professional support continues to be our leading priority in this competitive service industry. It is our goal and practice to continue to maintain a personal touch in the ever changing electronic industry. You matter and we care!

    False, again.
  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by DizzyFistingDrinks I'm kind of let down by this site. Despite having subcatagories it seems every forum here is basically HB with another name. There is no moderation happening in the 'serious' forums. At one point you could log into &T and ask about anything from biochemistry to ancient literature to firearm modifications. You would not only get serious replies, but you would probably get well-informed replies from people who actually knew wtf they were talking about. This site may share the same background and color theme, but the spirit of intelligent free speech has completely eluded this place.

    In closing, you all can fuck off.

    I've more or less been saying this from even before I had a user account. I joined and while I make plenty of shitposts, I do try and help in T&T
  12. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I have never received that message. Ever. Perhaps it means you are posting on forums far too much and need to go outside.
  13. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by HTS Are shamu, free willy, and moby dick the appropriate pronouns for your wife?

    you's a cold piece
  14. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    That fucker.
  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Z+K=ZKRON Totse used to be the place everyone ended up when you google "how to make a bomb" or "how to cook meth"

    Google those now and see what you get.

    For one of those, you used to get my website. ;)

    "#1 on Google, mom! I made it! I finally made it!"

    Then my host took me down. Boo hoo.
  16. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    The earth beneath mash shook and trembled violently. His family members cried out in fear as they struggled to stay on their two feet. Mash snapped his head back and his eyes rolled back in his head, only exposing the whites of his eyes.

    "WE ARE THE ONES WHO DWELL WITHIN!!!!

    A foreign voice growled from within his throat. The earth shook and pictures fell off the walls. The floor opened up to reveal a churning pit of lava and fire. There were so many bodies swimming in the MAGMA, screaming in mind-blowing agony and reaching upward for someone to help them.

    "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!, Mash laughed maniacally as his entire family was swept into the pit and began to roast in the lava. Their skin crackled and POPPED and their tongues BOILED in their screaming mouths. The fissure closed just as soon as it opened and mash regained conciousness.

    "Mom? Dad?", he called out, but ultimately shrugged it off when no one answered him. He saw an open DVD case on the floor. He flipped it over to reveal......



    Dang...dang.
  17. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by HTS I'm a fucking monster. T_T

    You're a pushover fuckboy. Literal in some senses.
  19. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I know when I get high, I make sure it involves comatose-like sleep. That way, I am certain I was high when I wake up!
  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by NARCassist i'm confident that i've been through the legal system more than enough to adequately represent myself.

    which countries legal system will you be suing me under?



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