Posts by Grimace

1. 2017-11-19 at 3:20 PM UTC in Anyone wanna peep my adductor longus?
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Yesssssssss!
2. 2017-11-19 at 3:20 PM UTC in This website is boring as fuck
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   You're boring.
3. 2017-11-19 at 3:20 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Forever bad.
4. 2017-11-19 at 3:19 PM UTC in I will thank the 13th post in this thread.
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Shut up.
5. 2017-11-19 at 3:19 PM UTC in Anyone ever get "voices "in there head?
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   You chill out.
6. 2017-11-19 at 3:18 PM UTC in Beating up girls and choking them
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Bill Krozby doesn't like telling his pegging story.
7. 2017-11-19 at 3:18 PM UTC in Weird Phenomenom
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Pretty weird.
8. 2017-11-19 at 3:05 PM UTC in i love you guys
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by NARCassist to be fair, you shouldn't be thinking people are pricks if you don't even know what it means. that's not cool panny.
   
   
   
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   I'm starting to think you're a prick!
9. 2017-11-19 at 3:02 PM UTC in good drug stash spots for dealing with TSA/customs
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Take a piece of cling wrap and wrap drugs up tight within it length-wise to make a "tube" shape.
   Fold this "tube" over in half. Fold it over again.
   Take electrical tape and as tightly as you can, wrap it up to compress the shit out of it and make it into an "egg" shape.
   Lube it up and insert it in your ass. Repeat as necessary.
   
   Retrieval is as simple as shitting it out and unwrapping. Some protips though, be sure to shit before you do this. Otherwise your "eggs" will become part of the CONGLOMERATE of your shit. Quite disgusting to pick apart.
   
   Old prison smuggling tricks I used to use to bring in flip-phones and tobacco
10. 2017-11-19 at 2:58 PM UTC in Ahhh Laniel....
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Oh, Laniel. When will you even see......?
11. 2017-11-19 at 2:56 PM UTC in life is pointless if you don't do hard drugs
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 If they were legal like they should be none of those things would be a problem

    
    This is the happy-go-lucky bullshit hippy mindset. Of course there would still be problems, even if legal. While the legal status of drugs is much of the problem, the effect it has on people it totally outside a country's legal system and arbitrary laws.
    
    Some drugs, they just cause problems - legal or not.
12. 2017-11-19 at 2:53 PM UTC in Every time I look at a person
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    You're definitely of the spectrum.
    
    
13. 2017-11-19 at 2:51 PM UTC in i love you guys
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by NARCassist OK, this is going nowhere. How about I'll decide what you think and you'll decide what I think. Sound good to you?
    
    #compromise
    
    
    
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    No, that's not good for me. I don't think he is a cunt.
    
    #nocompromise
14. 2017-11-19 at 2:50 PM UTC in i love you guys
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by greenplastic you're boring as fuck though

    
    You sound insanely jealous.
15. 2017-11-19 at 2:49 PM UTC in good drug stash spots for dealing with TSA/customs
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Sure. Inside you. This is always the time-honored classic. Suitcase up, boy.
16. 2017-11-19 at 2:40 PM UTC in I know this is gonna sound really egotistical and shit...
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Enter, does Walmart invoke a rage beyond any other in terms of retail rage?
17. 2017-11-19 at 1:51 PM UTC in I know this is gonna sound really egotistical and shit...
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Wal-Mart is my most despised store of all time. I go into one and immediately stricken with pure hatred of everyone. Stop in the middle of the aisle? I want to fucking murder you. Cause me to do that retarded "are you going left or am I going left" dance with you? I want to fucking murder you. When I find a moment of solace and am able to actually study a product I might like to buy, I am immediately surrounded with fat, horrible people who seemingly PUSH their carts in CLOSER and CLOSER as if to hurry you along. FUCK Wal-Mart. Fuck people. All of them. Except for the ones that pay me.
18. 2017-11-19 at 1:44 PM UTC in I know this is gonna sound really egotistical and shit...
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    At work, I play the "nice/friendly/helpful/charming" position while in my head, the entire time, I am thinking...
    
    "I FUCKING HATE YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU!"
    
    :)
19. 2017-11-19 at 1:42 PM UTC in i love you guys
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    No, I don't. I'll decide what you think!
    
    You are definitely a cunt. 100%
20. 2017-11-19 at 1:41 PM UTC in Sky Balls
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    TORTILLA is in the Navy. He chose that branch so he could flourish as a homosexual.