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2017-12-03 at 6:11 PM UTC in Ever notice how...Spectral portrays himself as some sort of elitist hacker with untold knowledge of all of technology. He speaks hardware to software. He is all knowing.
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2017-12-03 at 5:08 PM UTC in I'm sleeping in a car tonightI lived in my old 1996 Honda Civic for a summer once. Sweat my fucking ass off. Interesting experience anyway.
Lots of crack-cocaine, lot of heroin, lots of Steel Reserve 211's. So many cigarettes. A lot of radio, too. Cell phones were flip-phones at the time, so there was no internet to speak of.
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2017-12-03 at 4:17 PM UTC in What Happens To Space When...
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2017-12-03 at 4:15 PM UTC in Hey FuckersHe couldn't resist.
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2017-12-03 at 12:35 PM UTC in Get it how I live it, live it how I get it
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2017-12-03 at 12:34 PM UTC in I haven't shit in a weekShit ME!
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2017-11-19 at 9:07 PM UTC in good drug stash spots for dealing with TSA/customs
Originally posted by NARCassist if its a small amount then you tie it up inside some diaper bag, get it tight and small as you can. double it up again in another piece of diaper bag. after the knot is tight as you can get it, cut the excess off and use a lighter for a couple of seconds to perma-seal the knot. the diaper bags are made of a special polythene that is designed to keep the odor of dirty diapers sealed in. that way while its in your ass your drugs won't take on the distinct aroma of the inside of your ass. if its that small tho just keep it in your mouth while going through the customs part and be ready to discretely swallow if they ask you to accompany them to another room.
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They can't smell it in your ass if you use the method I used. If they can, one of two scenarios:
1: You have a gaping asshole
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2017-11-19 at 7:38 PM UTC in When you wanna support local business but...Depends. Has your local store always been good to you? Have they gone out of their way to help you at all? I'd pay the higher price for better service or even just to support a local business than some chain store pop up. Ya dig?
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2017-11-19 at 7:37 PM UTC in AC/DC: R.I.P. Malcom YoungI heard about this first on here, before anywhere else.
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2017-11-19 at 7:36 PM UTC in I'm way skinnier first thing in the morning.Your spine is decompressed adding up to an inch of additional height which provides the illusion of being thinner. Within 15-30min, your spine compresses to your "normal" height. You're just as fat as you always were.
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2017-11-19 at 7:33 PM UTC in good drug stash spots for dealing with TSA/customs
Originally posted by Wick Sweat Man, what if the body scan catches it? I know it won't, it can see your turds. Those $30k second chance niggas dont care. Really powdered drugs are as easy as emptying out some foundation
During prison, I was assigned to a detail that poured concrete for a city about 20 miles away. We would do all the pouring for wheelchair ramps, sidewalks, etc. I didn't give a shit what I was doing. It got me out of the prison for 10 hours a day.
Coming back into the prison, each inmate had to sit on a "contraband detection chair" which was designed to see if anything was in your ass. Either it didn't work, or we were too slick, as no one ever triggered it. In addition to that, we had the traditional strip naked, squat, and cough routine. Anyone who has smuggled some shit knows how to hold it in even during that.
It was pretty straightforward. -
2017-11-19 at 7:29 PM UTC in Dropping two tabs of acidShut the fuck up, man. You're as bad as Bill Krozby. Fuck off.
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2017-11-19 at 4:15 PM UTC in Every time I look at a personA European or African Swallow?
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2017-11-19 at 4 PM UTC in i love you guys
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2017-11-19 at 3:27 PM UTC in Ahhh Laniel....Silence!
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2017-11-19 at 3:27 PM UTC in I'm joining the SASUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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2017-11-19 at 3:27 PM UTC in i love you guysDon't prick me! DON'T PRICK ME!
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2017-11-19 at 3:26 PM UTC in No, I'm serious, how do I meet more women.
Originally posted by NARCassist i agree with this. the biggest part of hooking up with a chick irl is the flirting and how you gel with her. that's not just what you say, its how you say it, its reading each others body language, its the eyes and those certain looks you give and receive each other and more. you just can't get any of that on tinder from a few still images and a profile that nobody really knows what to say on coz anything you do say about yourself just comes over as pretentious as fuck. add to that the fact that most people assume everyone's profile is either fake pix of someone else, photoshopped or completely faked profile altogether like 14/f/cali or summing. its a fucking monstrous way of meeting chicks imo.
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This one gets it. -
2017-11-19 at 3:25 PM UTC in what does it mean to categorically deny something?Jill's money! Hah! What a joke!
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2017-11-19 at 3:25 PM UTC in good drug stash spots for dealing with TSA/customsStay high as fuck, kids.
