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2018-02-25 at 12:38 PM UTC in How often do you get inane private messages from schizos on this site?I only get the whiny and bitchy ones, trying to get me to do something about their TC problems on here, a totally separate medium. It's pretty embarrassing. There is really only one that does it. I won't name names, but he has made it very public...
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2018-02-25 at 12:35 PM UTC in What’s your most fucked up sexual fantasy
Originally posted by Daily She lies on her back, opens her legs and begins reading the book of revelations (king james version). I tell her, "I am going to fuck you now, and if at any point you moan, you stop reading or I hear your voice even quiver, I am going to hit you with each hit progressively getting harder." I'm not a monster so I go easy at first, slowly thrusting up to half of my dick in and out, even taking it out at some points to just rub on her clit. As she reaches chapter 1 verse 11, I put my entire dick in and fully commit to doing my best to stimulate her cunt. She quivers slightly but I do not tolerate weakness, so I grab the bible out of her hands and slap her in the fucking face. Then I lightly kiss her on the lips and whisper "it's okay baby" and give the bible back to her to read. This continues to the point where she is bruised, crying and yet I'm now fucking a loose waterfall while in ecstasy on account of hearing the word of God. I tell her "I'm about to cum baby" but then I take my dick out to prevent ejaculation and watch her face go from relief to confusion to fear. I do not cum. I then rip the book of revelations from the bible and stuff the whole thing in her fucking mouth and keep it there with duct tape. I'm not a monster, so I tell her "breathe through your nose baby" and fuck her hard while choking her until she's almost at the point of death. I flip her over and fuck her in the ass while slapping her ass, her hips, her back, the sides of her stomach and even her ribs, grabbing her tits so hard I hear her guttural squeals while the word of God is safely tucked away in her other duct taped cunt. I take my dick out of her ass and see brown stains on my dick. I shove it in her pussy, colonising it with e.coli while letting her know "it's okay, don't be embarrassed". I finally reach climax and blow my load inside her pussy, moaning in ecstasy and euphoria. I remove the duct tape from her mouth, being careful to make sure I don't hurt her lips. I take out the wet, partially dissolved tracing paper of the book of revelations from her mouth and tell her "Honey, I think we just made a baby."
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2018-02-25 at 12:34 PM UTC in What’s your most fucked up sexual fantasyTo be totally dominated by a woman. "Raped", essentially. Forces her way in on me, somehow overcomes me, and forcefully rides my cock to full ejaculation inside of her. Pretty fucking hot.
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2018-02-25 at 12:29 PM UTC in Post your favorite music videos.
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2018-02-25 at 12:27 PM UTC in BRiCK sleepy
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2018-02-24 at 6:01 PM UTC in ChootieOle Choot N' Boots. Chootilla The Hun.
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2018-02-24 at 2:42 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.§m£ÂgØL should be tested too. He was the first among the community to fuck that disgusting trash bag.
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2018-02-24 at 2:19 AM UTC in ATTN: 1337I'm glad she has HIV. She deserves it. :)
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2018-02-24 at 2:18 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-24 at 2:01 AM UTC in should i depube myself
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2018-02-24 at 2 AM UTC in If somebody asked you what kind of website niggasin.space was, what would you tell them?An online diary for faggots, alcoholics, and general social outcasts.
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2018-02-24 at 1:20 AM UTC in should i depube myselfI shave mine all off. I shave my balls silky smooth and the rest of it is buzzed so low, it's basically non-existent.
Wimminz are more prone to suck your balls if they know they won't end up with long pubic hairs stuck between their teeth.
Bill Krozby prefers a shaven member as well, when tears are forming in his eyes as he gags on a hard cock.
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2018-02-22 at 2:13 AM UTC in G5Atlanta. Fuck yeah!
I'm gonna be streaming porn so fuckin' fast in the Dunkin' Donuts bathroom now. Blow my fuckin' wig back, son. -
2018-02-22 at 2:11 AM UTC in The worst inventions in the history of mankind
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2018-02-21 at 1:44 PM UTC in Post in this thread, and I'll give you a short Seinfeld scene that sums you up.Where's my fucking Seinfeld clip? Honk.
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2018-02-20 at 5:14 PM UTC in Multi-Quote?Posting from Android here. Tried a few quotes to see what it does. Same behavior.
If I wanted to multi-quote post #1, post #45, and post #100 in an example thread, after clicking quote on post #1, I am automatically brought to the new post box where I then have to go find post #45 and hit quote, which then auto-takes me back to New post box, then I have to go find post #100 and press quote which takes me.back to the new post box and NOW I am ready to reply.
I am suggesting you add a button to each and all posts that essentially flags that post as one of several more to come. I could then flag post #1, move to post #45, then to #100, flagging each along the way and then I can reply as necessary with the 3 posts quoted. This way, there isn't the unnecessary automatic send to new post box after EVERY post I wish to quote. -
2018-02-20 at 1:44 PM UTC in I HATE Little Kids
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2018-02-20 at 1:16 PM UTC in I HATE Little Kids
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 You're way fatter than I ever was.
I also have friends because I'm not married to a possessive bridge troll.
Not true. You were a rotund ball of jelly for many, many years. So much so, that when you got your first job at Sonic, you quit after two weeks because "your feet hurt" from standing so long. You couldn't wrap your head around the fact that working a job, usually means not being at max comfort and ease while doing it like at home on your couch, eating food and playing video games. Your feet hurt from the pounds and pounds of fat crushing them, a sensation they weren't used to because you were typically lying horizontal, shoving food in your mouth. Quit your first job because your feet hurt. Ha!!!!
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Remember when fuckbiscut traveled several thousand miles to see you after you talked on and on about what restaurants you'd take him to, what you'd show him in Atlanta, and generally how much of a great time you'd have together? A man you talked to and connected with on a regular basis, and just like that you turned him away. What a piece of shit.
He wasn't coming here to see me. He was coming here anyway for a grand tour. I was just another stop along the trip. He seemed to have plenty of fun slamming heroin in every city and stop he went to. He didn't need me to do that and I didn't need that for myself, either. After learning that's what he ended up doing in every city he went to, I have no qualms about denying seeing him. It would have been very easy to get some heroin for him so he could try it and it would also be very easy for me to give in to his peer pressure and use it myself. After being (now 10 years) clean from heroin, that's the last thing I needed around me.
No, the specifics of "talking on and on about how much fun we'd have and restaurants I'd take him to" is what I did to you, §m£ÂgØL. Remember? When you was adamant about going on that hitchhiking adventure that you rarely talk about anymore because it wrought such laughables like "I got hydro pregnant. I am going to be a father!" and that abysmal "book" you wrote when your heart was fluttering with emotion "From Hitchhiking To Conception"?
I lead YOU on. I'm sorry you're still bitter about it after all of these years and I am sorry that it brought you into such emotional distress that it caused two of many embarrassing moments in your life ("I'm a father" and "Hitchhiking Into Conception"), but you need to get over it and move on, §m£ÂgØL. Jesus. You're like a clingy woman or an abused child. Always whining and crying.
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2018-02-20 at 12:53 PM UTC in Post in this thread, and I'll give you a short Seinfeld scene that sums you up.Ooooh, ooooh! Me!
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2018-02-20 at 3:46 AM UTC in I HATE Little Kids
