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2018-02-11 at 2:47 PM UTC in What's the best way to react if a date cancels on you?
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2018-02-11 at 2:46 PM UTC in What's the best way to react if a date cancels on you?
Originally posted by Enter My ideal relationship would be to date a girl and have her fall for me, and then ignore her.
I would act engaging, and romantic, and extremely into her. And then just one day cut if off with no reason given. I won't even say "we have to break up", I'll just stop talking to her. It'd fuck with her so much. Ugh I can't wait to fulfill this fantasy. I feel all warm inside just thinking about it.
I've done minor versions of this, like cancelling that date with the girl a few hours beforehand and not giving her a reason, etc. I feel like I can finally do the big one now though. :)
See, that's just aspie retard shit. Don't do that. If a girl is into you, be into her too you moron. Give the cold shoulder to the ones that ditched you then think the might wanna try again. You're doing it wrong, Enter. -
2018-02-11 at 2:44 PM UTC in What's the best way to react if a date cancels on you?
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2018-02-11 at 2:43 PM UTC in Why I hate banks and the government
Originally posted by AngryOnion A woman from a local bank came into my work one day and was trying to get the guys to open an account with them.
I got fucking pissed and kicked her out.
My boss got mad at me because he said she could come in and I was like FUCK HER MAN we don't go into her place and try and sell brake jobs and shit.
Fuck the bank fuck the bankers,they are nothing but fucking parasites.
A local bank does that here. I repeatedly tell her that until their bank can match the benefits of the bank I am currently with, I will never bank with them. They give me free post-it notes and pens though. Oh well. -
2018-02-11 at 2:36 PM UTC in What's the best way to react if a date cancels on you?
Originally posted by Enter Don't want her to think I'm being petty, but by answering the call that definitely displays I'm not ignoring her. She'll think I just genuinely forgot to get back to her because she's unimportant.
Oh boy. ^_^ Can't wait for this now.
Women hate most....being ignored. You can't ignore 100%, that just makes them give up. Ignore like, 90%. Tease them along with answering phone calls, but never texts. If you see them in public, act like you have an urgent thing you need to attend to and leave them hanging. They HATE being ignored. -
2018-02-11 at 2:32 PM UTC in What's the best way to react if a date cancels on you?
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2018-02-11 at 2:27 PM UTC in Remember How Weed Smoker Was A Try-Hard Queer?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Sure do. Back on zoklet I made a thread asking if anyone is in the austin area and we spoke on the phone once and would text. He trolled me and told me his name was Lester which I thought was kinda odd but didn't think too much about it. I asked him to send me a picture of him because I was curious as to what he looked like and he sent me a picture and he looked heavily hispanic and chubby with a shaved head.. Because he told me his name was Lester I was expecting to see a picture of whyte guy.
I text him back "lol ur mexican?" and he told me to delete his number and never text him again. I tried to get him to meet up with me for shrimp scampi but he stood me up.. whimpy wimpy whimpers… =(
Bill Krozby, you're leaving out gaping holes in your story. About how he asked to suck you off? -
2018-02-11 at 2:23 PM UTC in Surnames
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2018-02-11 at 2:22 PM UTC in Remember How Weed Smoker Was A Try-Hard Queer?He's a mexican who eats a lot to the point that he is pudgy and smokes a lot of weed. He believes he is black, though. He speaks like an Atlanta ghetto gangster and he imagines himself as one, in his mind. He spends his free time smoking weed and trying to troll people on the internet. Ole weed smoker.
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2018-02-11 at 2:16 PM UTC in He blew his mind out in a car.
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2018-02-11 at 2:15 PM UTC in I asked my friend what It's Always Sunny character I resemble, and he said Mac?
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2018-02-11 at 2:15 PM UTC in I asked my friend what It's Always Sunny character I resemble, and he said Mac?
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2018-02-11 at 2:13 PM UTC in He blew his mind out in a car.I don't care what line it's from or what it means or whom/what it was ripped off from. All I care about is killing myself in a horrible accident. Ok?
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2018-02-11 at 2:12 PM UTC in I asked my friend what It's Always Sunny character I resemble, and he said Mac?
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2018-02-11 at 2:11 PM UTC in Why I hate banks and the governmentAND NONE OF THIS HAS TO DO WITH THE TOPIC! YAY!
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2018-02-11 at 2:07 PM UTC in Why I hate banks and the government
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2018-02-11 at 2:04 PM UTC in allÑ–gatorThe truth is, you guys wish you had the abilities of SpecTroll.
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2018-02-11 at 2:03 PM UTC in Sometimes its better to be fat
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2018-02-11 at 2:02 PM UTC in lol, everything I learned about women from the internet has been wrong.
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2018-02-11 at 2:01 PM UTC in Beating Up Your High School Bully/Tormentor
Originally posted by Enter It'd be way more cathartic to beat them, but man. So much fucking work to not get caught.
Just plan and do it right, homie. Hell, if you beat him bad enough, it doesn't even matter if he knows it's you. Threaten him somehow. When he is unconscious after beating him, use his phone to look up kiddy porn. Threaten him with it when he awakes. lol.
