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Posts by Zanick #2

  1. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    It was a long night. My heart rate rose to 140 bpm until I brought it down using Xanax. I won't make this mistake again, hopefully.
  2. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I sell my body for soda tops, which I then barter for drugs.
  3. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Heart rate still climbing. Took .5 mg alprazolam. Signing off to handle this, guys. Wish me luck.
  4. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll be fine. I'm trying to maintain a steady breath and I expect that will carry me through this. I'm not sure if that's exactly how it works, I'm not very well-read on the subject.
  5. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I vaporized a full bowl of kief four times over after having a couple glasses of wine, and I followed this by quickly vaporizing about three cigarettes' worth of nicotine in under 30 seconds with no tolerance. My heart rate is fluctuating between 90 and 115 bpm. I took 250 mg theanine to try and counteract the stimulant effects. I deserve this.
  6. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by greenplastic well now i KNOW you're lying, that was such a pitiful excuse that there's no way it could be real

    also, this is niggasinspace, not reddit, you fucking traitor

    Sorry, I'm trying to fit a week's worth of getting stoned and drunk into a single evening and somewhere in all of that, I got the idea that you could just follow the image link to my original Reddit post where I took it from even though it was hosted on Imgur. The picture is a couple of years old, and I took it against a neutral background with no objects in the frame, not because I didn't want scale but because I don't want anybody I know to identify my penis based on knowledge of the layout of my bathroom. This isn't the kind of shit you want your parents to learn about, obviously.
  7. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by Enter i dont giv a fuk, ill be buff by then and be able to get another girl easier

    If that's really how you feel about this particular girl, then you're doing a great job of staying focused.
  8. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by Enter i'm not observing, the decisions i'm making are innate, i'm just using beta and beta to describe them. i wouldn't be able to live with myself i told her i couldn't wait for our date.

    It's fine that you want to posture, but I seriously doubt she's going to wait. What's the point if she moves on with another guy? She'll think you're a beta regardless.
  9. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by Enter no. i don't know. my asshole is fucked.

    and no, i'm not telling her i couldn't wait, holy fuck that's beta.

    You need to cast aside the beta-beta dichotomy, it's unappealing to prospective mates. If you're a real beta, you don't need to observe beta principles for it to shine through. Let women think they've tamed you for the moment, for only in doing so will you expose their girlish weakness.
  10. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by the pat-man looks like a medium dong to me maybe hes got big hands

    You're right. Not big hands, though, just long-ish. They look big because it's a poor angle to shoot from.
  11. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by Enter no, i'm not buff yet. it can be a sure thing if she meets me when i have muscles. trust me.

    besides, i already said in 2 months, if i go back on that now i'll look like a thirsty beta round-headed hillary-voting faggot.

    If you said two months, then I guess you're waiting two months. You could probably get away with telling her you couldn't wait, it'd make her feel special and would likely accelerate your lovemaking a great deal.

    Are you making some kind of political commentary by associating the Cavaliers with the Clintons or am I overthinking it?
  12. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by Enter are u sure? i said in 2 months because that's when this semester finishes, so we'll both have more time to actually go out. i think it works well, since we're both busy with our studies right now.

    If she's chatting you up and willing to wait weeks for you, you should assume she's dtf and looking for a distraction before she forgets all about you. Jump on this now, and you can extend the longevity of this booty call by several months, at least.
  13. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    He's got a point, Enter. If you plan to have sex with this girl, you should do so the moment your hemorrhoids have cleared up. Women don't like waiting, just keep your eye on the ball.
  14. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I think Muslims will be swallowed whole by the secular left.
  15. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by Enter i hope i have sex with this one. ive got 2 months to get fit, but unfortunately my fucking hemorrhoids have put a pause on my working out. :(

    i'll do my chest and arms workout today, and that puts me at a month. then i might have to take a week off, or something. :/ I don't know.

    FUCK. WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE A FUCKING PROBLEM. I WAS DOING SO WELL.

    There will always be problems. The measure of your success will be determined by how many girls you have sex with and subsequently reject despite complications.
  16. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by Enter no i havent talked to her since she told me that

    Damn, you probably could've had sex with her. You probably could still have sex with this one. Enter, you're kind of a stud.
  17. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Is this the same girl who told you she had a boyfriend?
  18. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by greenplastic hmmm i'm not quite sure if i believe that. it could be just a bad picture though i guess.

    It's a deliberately bad picture. Why would I post anything on Reddit that would assist someone in deducing a measurement of any part of my body?
  19. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    If I were a woman I would worship your hemorrhoids.
  20. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Originally posted by -mal- I like fashion and I’m a collector by nature. I only have a tiny minimalistic sail boat on my wrist in tribute to my late father. But I have a lot of tattoos planned for a later date.

    It was so intense. Idek what I was thinking. I guess that I couldn’t come back to LA for another year. Anyway, he did the rook first. And that’s a substantial thickness of cartilage to me. It hurt like fucking hell. The worst part is when the needle is in but not the jedielery yet. The pulling and finagling they do to get the jedielery in is always like a bonus round of pain. I like that this guy is a real artist about piercing. He really thinks about placement and will tell you if your body isn’t suited to one you like in your head but aren’t fully visualizing on yourself. So he’s about to do the traigus and I actually said, “no, I can’t, what was I thinking?” And he just goes for it. Haha. That one I could hear the clearest pop and crackle as the skin is pierced because the sound could travel really well from that are. Yuck. Haha. But it’s always really fun. That piercer is a chill as fuck guy. Who bought the business after a stint in prison and just totally pivoted his life.

    I'm sorry about your dad. In what capacity did he sail? Was he Navy, a hobbyist, or doing a different sort of job?

    I took my ex to get her rook pierced, it looked awfully painful from the expression on her face but she took it like a champ. I don't know how you can manage to get all of those, but I bet it looks damn ornate and I'd be proud of that. Having the right piercer makes all the difference; we were lucky to have a terrific professional.

    Weirdly enough, my piercing slid in very quickly after the hole was bored. The only time I felt pain was when my jedielry fell out at the gym and the hole closed up, so I forced it back through. That wasn't a good idea, I have a little bit of scar tissue to remember that incident by. I should've just let it go, but I was in the early stages of a very physical involvement with someone and I didn't want to give up on the metal. I made a stupid choice, and I'm glad it didn't turn out worse than it did.
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