Posts by Zanick #2

1. 2018-04-17 at 7:06 PM UTC in Zanick, come here.
   

   Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
   They'll say this is how the end of the world began, Karen.
2. 2018-04-17 at 7:04 PM UTC in Zanick, come here.
   

   Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
   Please, settle down! We can discuss this maturely without turning on one another. We are the same.
3. 2018-04-17 at 7:03 PM UTC in Zanick, come here.
   

   Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
   What would you have us do? There are three of us now, are you actually suggesting that two should die so that you can be the only Zanick? I won't allow that.
4. 2018-04-17 at 7:01 PM UTC in Zanick, come here.
   

   Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
   I didn't see this coming. We've been discovered.
5. 2018-04-17 at 7 PM UTC in Zanick, come here.
   

   Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
   I thought you were the original?
6. 2018-04-17 at 6:59 PM UTC in Zanick, come here.
   

   Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
   There is no plan, we just keep doing this forever.
7. 2018-04-17 at 6:58 PM UTC in Zanick, come here.
   

   Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
   Agreed.
8. 2018-04-17 at 6:54 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?
   

   Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
   If we put Hydro up to it, we might be able to catfish the President.
9. 2018-04-13 at 11:30 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]

   Originally posted by Malice FUCK, just got told it’s going to be months until I can see a psychiatrist. I can’t fucking wait that long, I need treatment now.

   
   Go to the ER and tell them you're suicidal, which I think you are. You'll get an on-call psychiatrist visit very soon, and upon leaving, he or she will probably give you the names of a few colleagues who take your insurance and don't have an absurd waiting list.
   
   Or see if your school has a doctor who can take care of medication refills if that's all you need. Maybe you can convince them to give you something new if you give them a compelling reason. At the very least, they can refer you to someone with availability for students.
10. 2018-04-13 at 9:07 PM UTC in Who is wintermute and why do they have the power to ban us?
    

    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    He is we.
11. 2018-04-13 at 8:47 PM UTC in I'm not the real Zanick, but here is his PI.
    

    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]

    Originally posted by gumbo The county's office is very loud. What if they don't hear me?

    
    You'll need to shout. All they really need to hear is "Niggas in Space" and "Zanick's penis" and they'll know to go in my cabinet and get you the form. I know it sounds sketchy but we have a good working relationship and they handle my shit expeditiously.
12. 2018-04-13 at 8:46 PM UTC in Post a caption for this pic.
    

    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]

    Originally posted by mmQ I was just subbing minor for child, unless you're trying to convince me the child was somehow an adult? Que?

    
    I lost sight of my point a long time ago. How far can you toss a child? I've consistently measured 14' provided that I have time to wind up and start on an elevated surface.
13. 2018-04-13 at 8:44 PM UTC in I'm not the real Zanick, but here is his PI.
    

    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]

    Originally posted by gumbo It would be difficult to keep a dismembered penis erect.
    
    Maybe you could post your own penis for comparison? This way we know for sure.

    
    I generally require a few week's notice when planning for an erection. You can obtain the necessary paperwork from the county clerk's office, just go in and ask for "dick forms" loudly and they'll know what you're talking about.
14. 2018-04-13 at 8:37 PM UTC in Post a caption for this pic.
    

    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]

    Originally posted by mmQ Minority MINOR

    
    Don't say that, we don't know that he's a minority among minors. It's entirely possible that the majority of children born today to white mothers also have a black father somewhere, and I would wager that these mixed kids account for most of those who are being tossed.
15. 2018-04-13 at 8:34 PM UTC in Who is wintermute and why do they have the power to ban us?
    

    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Furthermore, who is "The Self Taught Man" and why has he thanked me so many times on our original account?
16. 2018-04-13 at 8:33 PM UTC in Post a caption for this pic.
    

    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Minority child being tossed for unknown distance
17. 2018-04-13 at 8:10 PM UTC in List your accounts
    

    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Zanick
    Zanick #2
    Zanick #3
    Sen. Marco Rubio
18. 2018-04-13 at 8:04 PM UTC in Feminism, Circumcision, and God
    

    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    This thread has the full endorsement of Zanick #2.
19. 2018-04-13 at 7:11 PM UTC in I'm not the real Zanick, but here is his PI.
    

    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]

    Originally posted by gumbo That is his penis lol

    
    For the sake of argument, it's not like it says "Zanick" on it or anything. It could be anybody's penis. I might've cut it off a homeless person, washed it and shoved a barbell through the head.
20. 2018-04-13 at 5:48 PM UTC in What does everyone here do for work?
    

    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
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