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Posts by Zanick #2

  1. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    You sound paranoid. If they were at all convinced of any such thing, they would probably freeze you and let big daddy through the back door to drain you and all your friends. Unless you're lazily making sizable cash deposits in a suspicious manner on an irregular basis, consider an institution that isn't also playing shortstop. How awful of them to put this on their customers. In fact, it's racist.
  2. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I encourage you not to consolidate for larger bills. Instead, you could have two suitcases full of money.
  3. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I deposit all my cash change in a cheap, combination-locking suitcase. It's a lot of fun to open this and look at your money filling a suitcase. But I don't recommend this for security, and obviously, there's no growth unless you add fertilizer.
  4. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I've tried all of these, but only two on purpose.
  5. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I wonder what kind of man Bill Krozby goes for. Probably not the same as his kind of woman. But why must one assume he's referencing gender according to how anybody else would?
  6. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    He looks like he might've touched me long ago, if he were close by and had a reason for contact. I don't like being touched. That would've changed my vote.
  7. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Maybe you became somebody who does this before you didn't do it.

    Maybe that's how you'll never die.
  8. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    We’re starting a band. Zanick doesn’t play anything; he scats responses for our environment into an empty vodka bottle and we follow along blind, muttering cadentially.
  9. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I think you'd make a great doctor. You were born to heal.
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  11. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    A few years ago, I visited Boston with my father. He forgot to bring his wallet and insisted that I request a temporary credit line increase from Chase. This was granted generously.

    We maxed out my card before they lowered it again and had a great time. He never gave me a dime for this, and now it’s a chargeoff that will haunt me well into my late retirement.

    My takeaway from this experience is that my father should never be trusted. I really liked that card.
  12. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Mine are in Fidelity, where I choose to allocate my own funds according to results with a set of tarot cards I made featuring Cher in predatory cat poses. I also have an account there with most of all Chers in Starbucks, and they've surprised me every day for the last year. Maybe this will continue when I go there next and it'll be Sonny out.

  13. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I agree with DTE, you look like Corgan.
  14. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I’ve always tested INFP. None of the companion media indicated ITT interests me, however.
  15. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I would get the Apple chip and use it according to the manual to harmonize with my MacBook and iPhone, soon to be joined by their glasses and car. This is incompatible with your intentions, of course, and I do see our intentions as mutually exclusive.

  16. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    Does it count if I abducted the aliens? It was a legendary pole vault
  17. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I found an essential oil blend that smells like what I think Candy smells like. I rubbed it all over my boobs
  18. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    I think Lanny and Lala should have a baby right now

    Can you imagine the little face? omg
  19. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    lmao
  20. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    and I'll get one of those spa headrests that goes in the tub
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