I'm not the real Zanick, but here is his PI.

1. 2018-04-13 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #41
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by gumbo That is his penis lol

   
   i was asking Bill Krozby if hes going to show his.
   
   i want to see cock fight.
2. 2018-04-13 at 8 PM UTC

   #42
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I could use a good slice of pizza, you know.
3. 2018-04-13 at 8:42 PM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick #2 For the sake of argument, it's not like it says "Zanick" on it or anything. It could be anybody's penis. I might've cut it off a homeless person, washed it and shoved a barbell through the head.

   
   It would be difficult to keep a dismembered penis erect.
   
   Maybe you could post your own penis for comparison? This way we know for sure.
4. 2018-04-13 at 8:44 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]

   Originally posted by gumbo It would be difficult to keep a dismembered penis erect.
   
   Maybe you could post your own penis for comparison? This way we know for sure.

   
   I generally require a few week's notice when planning for an erection. You can obtain the necessary paperwork from the county clerk's office, just go in and ask for "dick forms" loudly and they'll know what you're talking about.
5. 2018-04-13 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The county's office is very loud. What if they don't hear me?
6. 2018-04-13 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]

   Originally posted by gumbo The county's office is very loud. What if they don't hear me?

   
   You'll need to shout. All they really need to hear is "Niggas in Space" and "Zanick's penis" and they'll know to go in my cabinet and get you the form. I know it sounds sketchy but we have a good working relationship and they handle my shit expeditiously.