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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat The jolly green giants cock = the worst meme ever?





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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter how the fuck did he do it tho.

    at a fucking party and she literally fucked him twice. :( he's not better looking than me, and in fact my personality is way better.

    why do women hate me so much

    women can sense desperation a mile away dude, and its a big turn off for them.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dargo how?

    because they get excited when they hear that jesus is coming



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash That nigga straight camouflaged gay

    he's so gay that when the army told him to blow up a jeep he burnt his lips on the exhaust.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop You scored 170 on the faggot test…I wouldn't brag about it considering that's the maximum score.

    smart people don't brag about being smart because they are smart enough to realize that people who brag about being smart look stupid.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by matrix 171 isnt a possible result from the test, it goes 169 then 172

    proof you're an idiot





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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by BULLDOZER did you write a note in the book or not dude

    yeah i wrote what i said i was going to. in fact i got so excited about seeing her next week i totally forgot to ask her if she'd read the book yet. i shall call her tomorrow and ask then. i am pretty curious as to what she says about what i wrote. hopefully she goes all girly about it and tells me how much she really loved it and it means so much to her, lol.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    then that would make mmq a closeted faggot.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you don't just take it out the packet and put in oven, you add lots of extra cheese and toppings of your choice first. they never put enough toppings on those things.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Come on guys, keep pushing, he's nearly completely lost it now haha



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about §m£ÂgØL. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

    well congrats, looks like you just invented the shittiest meme ever.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol, some dude from dropbox emailed from his company email, lol risky

    Dropbox team <***********@dropbox.co.uk>
    Sat 19/08/2017, 16:38
    You;
    Hi *****

    I saw your profile on AdultWork.com and …would love to come and see you. Do you give watersport?



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she didn't even answer this cunt, lol

    Hi *****

    I saw your profile on AdultWork.com and I would like to arrange a meet.

    I'd like to start with you sitting on my face and grinding until you cum. After that I want to deep throat you until I support spurt down your throat and then if we have time you can piss all over me so I can enjoy the sweet taste.

    Hopefully you can help with this? What is your availability today or tomorrow?

    Many thanks, Alan



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    bareback boy sent a pic, lol



    the fucking faggot has got daisies in his hair lmao.

    maybe you should give him a call falco.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu and go OD on something. something pharmaceutical…or nigger nut custard…whatever is your cup of tea

    i think everyone would be happier if you were to OD, you raging faggot.

    i've noticed you get really jealous of other users. that seems to be when you get the most insulting, whenever you read a fred of somebody talking about something they've done that you are envious of, that's when you lash out the most. its so obvious that you're not happy about being a disgusting lardass that nobody likes or can't stand to go anywhere near, that when you see others living normal life and enjoying themselves, that you just desperately have to try and make them feel as bad as you do.

    but that's not possible bill, because we are not disgustingly obese fugly lard ass porkers that nobody likes, with seriously repressed homosexual tendencies which we are totally ashamed of(and so you should be). so we couldn't possibly feel as bad about ourselves as you do bill.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 She's also probably in withdrawal?? Definitely not thinking straight if she is, though it's been a week.

    i think she is still getting methadone, although she said the plan was she'd be getting 40ml instead of the 80ml she was doing daily before she went in, plus a shit load of gear on top. so she prolly would have felt it. but this was a week after she went in so she should have mostly adjusted by then. she did sound really perky on the phone, much more that usual.



    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 NARCbuddy do you have any plans of quitting?

    yes, i don't have an addiction these days. for the last 9 years i've just been pretty much what they call here a giro junkie. i just score myself a little treat on pay day, and mostly leave it at that. although i have been using a bit more recently, i have been using as an excuse to spend time with her for a while, but its cool, i haven't developed a habit. i've only scored one 10 bag since she's been gone, and i plan to cut right down anyway atm, for a while at least. if when she comes out she does want to continue the relationship and i'm faced with the choice of continuing using and losing her or giving up completely to be with her then its no competition. i will give up in a flash, she's way more important to me than heroin.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    like i said in the other fred, biological washing powder solution. its what osteologists use to strip the flesh off of bones. it will break flesh down to nothing, and will even break down the bones if you leave them in there long enough. what's more the remaining solution is totally unidentifiable as human remains unlike acid which will still contain traces that can be shown to have been used to dissolve a human body/parts.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah you're not the first person to want this service, enter. its already a thing, they refer to it as humiliation and its fairly popular with all the sad little misogynistic faggots out there who get off on making girls feel bad about themselves because they are too fugly or lacking in confidence to get a chick to like them. you'd be best to discuss it as a service you'd like with the girl beforehand so she knows its a service you want, also because not all working girls offer this service either. use adultwork and you'll see which girls list it as a service they offer.





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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Madman It depends on how pretty and what her level of interest in you is. I find what works for me to not actually talk to the girl but talk to the people around her and let her get comfortable around you and try to be charming and witty, flirt with her friends a little bit but not with her. Make sure you when you speak it is in a somewhat slow and calming voice. You want to make sure that she will actually say yes if you ask her out because you don't want to work with someone that rejected you everyday. I've done this for months before before actually speaking to the girl and when I finally did she was instantly smiling and I could tell that I could ask her out. You have to look desirable and if you get along with everyone around her she will trust you and you will be more desirable. Try to find out what her political opinions are, I speak a little spanish and with the girl previously mentioned I spoke a little spanish to a mexican lady that couldn't speak english and I could tell that she was a liberal and she liked that. I've got some girls that were extremely attractive doing it this way, it all just a show to impress her but you never let anyone know that and it seems like she is the person you are least interested in. Guys are constantly trying in pathetic ways to have sex with girls and you don't want to be lumped in with all the other idiots that just jump in and let their intentions be obvious. You have to be a sweetheart. I also do it that way because I have a lot of tattoos and scars and girls are intimidated by me sometimes, I kind of look like a hard ass, and when you look like a hard ass but act like a sweetheart, well some girls really like that. Also don't be afraid to be rejected, being rejected is easier than regretting not taking chances. To me making a girl smile is my goal and even getting that far is very rewarding for me and rejection is just part of life that if you don't take well your going to be a jaded asshole, its no big deal, no pride no shame.

    man you really complicate shit that's really quite simple.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i think it was just a typo, he obviously meant 'I'm on the pill boy'.



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