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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Grimace Everyone likes to offer cliche answers like "go outside" or "just talk to some girl you meet", but this is absolutely retarded advise.

    The fact is, in 2017, I don't know how to meet women! When I was coming of age and meeting/dating women, we all met through either a mutual friend, a bar, a pool (billiards) hall, skating rink, etc. We met face to face. We spoke in person.

    Now, it seems the most popular way to meet someone is to use some sort of online service. I not only find that creepy, but also sad. "BUT GRIMACE! I FOUND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THROUGH AN ONLINE SITE AND TIMES ARE CHANGING! YOU SHOULD BE MORE PROGRESSIVE AND STOP LIVING IN THE PAST AND ACCEPT PROGRESSIVE WAYS!" - maybe so. There are certain things that I think shouldn't become online-based. Like dating.

    You should generically meet a girl on your own and generically foster a relationship with her. My sister used an online dating site and she is happily married now for almost 6 years. It makes me want to see statistical data on how often those types of relationships last. Anyway, I am rambling…

    In 2017, I have no fucking idea how to meet women. If I wasn't already married, I would be lost. I guess I would be another fucking loser on another one of these desperate fucking dating websites, making a desperate account, and essentially stalking women.

    i agree with this. the biggest part of hooking up with a chick irl is the flirting and how you gel with her. that's not just what you say, its how you say it, its reading each others body language, its the eyes and those certain looks you give and receive each other and more. you just can't get any of that on tinder from a few still images and a profile that nobody really knows what to say on coz anything you do say about yourself just comes over as pretentious as fuck. add to that the fact that most people assume everyone's profile is either fake pix of someone else, photoshopped or completely faked profile altogether like 14/f/cali or summing. its a fucking monstrous way of meeting chicks imo.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 hands Bill Krozby some meds and slowly turns n shuts the door behind me after locking up.

    you should be taking your meds, not giving them away.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    your mom got cam and bluetooth speakers hidden in the kitchen trying to freak you out.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    the same happened with acid house. in the late 80s it was underground with only the really cool people going. by the early 90s all the idiots cottoned on to it and the parties were suddenly swamped with muppets waving white gloves around, blowing whistles and coming up all monged out their faces and trying to rub vics on you and shit.



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    i might order me some

    http://shop.diebiotheke.com/Rape



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Mars seems pretty dope. Sign up with SpaceX.

    i couldn't resist coz you do say it all the time, lol.





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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no morals or principles? wtf, are you high, stupid, ignorant or just all 3?



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Hellyes they made another one


    but i wanna see them bend over and pull their panties down.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling https://thetab.com/uk/sheffield/2016/02/10/drug-test-confirms-sheffields-mdma-is-pure-ecstasy-13436

    shouldn't that read 'sheffields ecstasy is pure mdma'? lol



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein In the Britcuck mind Islam is like some sort of super-chill version of Buddhism with more moons and less monks. They assume muslims are probably super wise, and muslim women must be super cute under their hijabs. Muslims must be just like us in fact. There is no way anyone would not be just like us.

    but its you that's assuming that we are just assuming that shit, when in fact most british will know a whole bunch of muslims personally, so its from actual experience. if you got to actually know a few muslims irl, instead of just fearing the unknown like a major pussy, you'd see how retarded what you're saying is. lol.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    captain faggot reckons he's a millionaire which means anyone he's had sex with, he raped them. captain faggot is a rapist. lol.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS I was fucked up on a lot of drugs and misinterpreted a lot of shit and was hella paranoid about his motivations for stuff and like… yeah, I totally spazzed on him. It was… definitely abusive af, but I thought I was the one being fucked with and was acting defensively. Gradually as I sobered up I started to piece the actual truth together and I feel like a monster, yeah.

    said every spouse abuser ever



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I miss Snoopy

    i was hoping someone had the pic where i shopped a dog in place of his wife. i thought it made quite an improvement.
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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    or just piss in the sink like normal people



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i mean a lot of women will readily fuck guys just to garner the influence they can get from them. it happens all the time. i don't see anybody complaining there tho. lol



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just say fuck it and worry about what you're doing not what others are doing.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS To put this in perspective §m£ÂgØL, imagine you went out with the CEO of a publishing company for drinks after a long day of writing and spent an entire evening talking about writing and where you saw your career as a writer heading and they invited you back to their place for drinks and then asked if they could masturbate in front of you/to you.

    How would you take that request? I mean I'm reasonably sure you'd say no, but just being asked would feel coercive as fuck neh?

    i bet none of these women would be complaining right now if they had gone on to become famous comediennes out of it tho.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    a lot of amps come out the plug socket bling. maybe they jammed up in there, get a screwdriver in there to unjam them.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS To put this in perspective §m£ÂgØL, imagine you went out with the CEO of a publishing company for drinks after a long day of writing and spent an entire evening talking about writing and where you saw your career as a writer heading and they invited you back to their place for drinks and then asked if they could masturbate in front of you/to you.

    How would you take that request? I mean I'm reasonably sure you'd say no, but just being asked would feel coercive as fuck neh?

    §m£ÂgØL would let him bum him



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    me too. i thought it was just me.



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