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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    alcohol is for faggots who are too gay to do smack and crack but still wanna make out like they're still hardcore mofo's.

    don't believe me ?? ..just check out who started this fred



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    alcohols for faggots. heroing is a mans drug.



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    so you expect every woman on earth to stay 'perfect' and 'pure' just because you might want one of them. even tho you are anything but perfect?

    is this your idea of a fair offer?

    has it occurred to you that not a single woman is even remotely interested in wanting you anyway, so they have no reasons to live up to your unrealistic standards of them?



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS Nefarious? That has connotations I'm not sure I agree with. We whites are the only thing standing between civilization and a world in flames ruled by uppity spearchuckers.

    That "nefarious" shit was a stroke of genius.

    i think the fact that at president obama's inorgeration speech, the fact that they felt the need to have him give the speech from behind bullet-proof glass just proves how racist america really is. i mean just because he's black doesn't mean he's gonna shoot anyone.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter aren't those prostitutes owned by very scary men

    i thought you was a man? wait are you a girl enter, that would actually start to make a lot of sense about you. fucking hell, all this time i was assuming you were a dude, lol.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby One of the best ways to connect / have foreplay before mind blowing sex is you and your partner stare each other in the eyes and you say "i am a man" then she says "i am a woman" and you keep doing this for at least ten minutes before you get physical. it really sets the mood and mushroom make it seem more meaningful. thats how I first did it a couple summers ago.

    how the fuck did you keep a straight face while doing that for 10 minutes?



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 It's mostly kinda shitty. At some point, somebody is gonna have to be left out. The positions get complicated and weird. You end up doing shit like standing on top of the couch to get your dick sucked. When the moment comes that you're getting stimulated from two places at once, you realize it's not THAT much better.

    Sex with one person is way more intimate and way more pleasurable. I mean there's really nothing you can do with two people that you can't do with one person and maybe some toys.

    wtf you on about. there's not a lot better than watching two sexy chicks start making out, then get in 69ing each other and getting themselves wet as fuck before tribbing the fuck out of each other while you sit right next to it with your dick in your hand knowing full well you gonna be hitting both of these two sluts in a moment. like the part where you get them to share giving you a blowjob. or the bit where you have them on top of the other while you fuck it in the lower one for a few seconds then take it out and stick it in the other one for a bit, then just keep swapping it about putting it in them both and making a game of seeing which one will make you cum inside them.

    then there's the old having one ride you cowgirl while the other rides your face while they both make out while they're doing it.

    and don't even get me started on having one of them piss all over your cock and the other chicks pussy while your fucking her. omfffffffffffffffGod.

    i mean what kind of 3some did you have?



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 It's really not that hard. Monumentous, but we could probably do it. 'a whole planet' of gas is less than you think. Just look at how we're terraforming our own planet. By accident. If we needed a good, available compound to create a thicker atmosphere on mars, we would create it. Stay alive till 2118 and see how much cool shit we do.

    Were not Terra forming fuck all. To realize how insignificant we are to this planet, the entire 7 billion human beings on this planet could all be in wales at the same time and still have room to swing your arms. Global warming is just another dragon the system uses to keep everyone under control using fear of things beyond a normal mans control. And keep y'all feeling reliant on the authorities for protection from the exaggerated threat.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by SpectraL- If it wasn't for the kiddie fuckers there would be no watchlists.

    oh there would, the system always has its dragons. over-exaggerated threats designed to scare the fuck out of people so they will in turn submit completely in return for the authorities protection from said over-exaggerated threats. a few hundred years ago they would have had watch-lists for things like witches, catholics and vagabonds. 50 years ago it would have been organized crime syndicates and communists. al capone was once on a watch-list for alcohol, now they're legalizing weed. the system will always tell stories of dragons so they can protect you from them. but after a while people slowly realize the dragon doesn't really exist, so they just come up with new ones.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop Damn Bby why you do this to me :


    Holy shit, I could sure go for a piece of that right now.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah but the crazy ones are such good fucks tho



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    It keeps growling lol
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    you're definitely too 'something' for me



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I drink to feel good, not to “get rekt” or “party”

    lol, that doesn't even make any sense. alcohol doesn't make you feel good, it just makes you a cunt.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop LOL I totally did and I haven't seen this show in years.

    it was for blackbird you faggot




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    mememememefuckingme



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    I really dunno wtf you still post all this shit to try and pretend you're not a jedi Jill. Everyone on this site now knows you're a jedi already.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you're a fantasist as well as a faggot, you're a fantagot.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus

    my dummy pills made me fat lel

    look falcon not a single subhumans mudskin in this pic

    all three of those guys look like they'd rather be in hell than sitting at that table right now.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind "I totally got you."

    "No, I totally got you."

    When the curtain comes down and the hero and the villain step out hand in hand, the audience applauds both, because they know that the hero role and the villain role are only masks.

    There's just a relative manifestation of consciousness appearing, and then given a bunch of ideas like a name, a religion, a nationality, and he clustered those together into something that is supposed to be a personality, but when closely examined we discover that none of that stuff is actually real.

    What's going on right now is people are asking themselves "Who am I?" and they become depressed because they keep trying to hold up this image to the world, show the world how successful they are and how much better they are, and that's what depression is, when someone is trying to be the Wizard of Oz instead of the sweaty guy behind the curtain. Oz is just a character. People are trying to "be someone" for the world.

    So behind the scene, under the surface, that is to say "in reality" we are all the actor. You are not the you that you think you are.

    damn plagiarist

    https://mountainmindset.org/2017/11/30/new-way-to-explain-mental-illness/

    http://uk.businessinsider.com/jim-carrey-explains-strange-interview-he-gave-at-nyfw-2017-9?op=1&r=US&IR=T



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