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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws The trick is to diversify your portfolio my nigga. Word up how’s your retirement plan looking

    well see for yourself, here's my W2 right here:






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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Let me ask you a question.

    If I ordered a very large amount of heroin online, say a kilogramme, and the feds were watching me. How would they know it’s mine? Would they have to wait until I opened it before they could bust me? Even if I opened it couldn’t I just say, of course I opened a package with my name on it. Doesn’t mean I knew what it was.

    How would they be able to prove I ordered it

    well obviously there is more chance of somebody ripping you off for that amount. plus heroin is dearer online so not sure if its the best place to source that amount, altho saying that it is better quality so you could prolly make your money up by cutting it.

    anyway, no the cops couldn't prove you ordered it, they couldn't even prove that they never sent it to you to set you up. fact is if they discovered that en route they would probably just seize it and you'd be left out of pocket because they know it would be so difficult to prove you ordered it. that is unless you did something really stupid like have the machine that you used o order it with tor browser bundle installed. altho that wouldn't be definitive proof, but it would certainly be some strong circumstantial evidence.

    but in all likeliness they would just seize it and then launch an operation watching you to bust you on another occasion.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Also, would the dealer get freaked out and think I was a fed for placing such a large order

    yeah you'd really want to build up a bit of rep with a seller first before ordering such an amount. maybe start with oz's, then build to a few, then five/ten etc. summing like that.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I was gonna go to sleep at 3am but I started whacking off and next thing I know it's sunrise and I came harder than I have in years all over the furniture and the wall it was a mess.

    This is why I just try to play Vidya when I'm tweaking

    so was that hts' parents furniture and wall?



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop Native American girls do be fly AF tho.

    remember raven riley?






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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow I'll post a topless photo of this girl:

    is it just that im trippin or do she look like she's just taken one on the left side of her jaw?

    that is a very trippy picture tho. it looks like somebody's copy/pasta'd her own head and tried to photoshop it back onto the same picture but made a really bad job of it. its like her whole head, face, jaw is just being super-imposed back on to the same picture.

    she does look so damn fucking innocent in that pic too. then you think 'hold on, this is sacha grey, she is very very far from innocent', lol.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    400 micrograms of finest LSD-25 just gone down the hatch. should be a super fun night, lol.





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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i remember scoring crack and brown in the middle of town and went into a toilet cubicle in a big retail store to have a pipe or two. i had the pipe out, cig burning for ash, all the crack open on the side breaking off little pipes and suddenly the smoke alarm started screaming. i was in a mad dash to wrap everything up, and i'd just finished the first pipe, it did my nut right in, lol.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter I just took it for kicks, to experience another perception of reality for something different. But now normal reality is fucking surreal and crazy enough as it is. I don't think I'd be able to handle LSD these days.

    that's too bad mate coz i just got these in





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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus faggot pussy

    take 3 grams of bundy every day

    you're doing it wrong



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus opiates are the shittiest drugs ive ever tried

    you're doing it wrong



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Juicebox In all seriousness though this happens to me with some drugs. Heroin is the best example. I can't ever get where I want to be with that shit. Any dose I've ever done has just not been "high enough" yet when I try to go higher I wake up in my bathroom a couple hours later with a needle sticking out of my arm

    That's why I stopped doing it

    Yet if I take six ultrams I'm all high and happy and moving around on my bed just because moving around itself feels so damn good. Or seeing how long I can play Forza before nodding out and crashing into a wall.

    Guess certain people just respond to different drugs

    you're doing it wrong



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Zanick You should set up a standing appointment to be urinated on every couple of weeks and keep a journal about how it makes you feel after each time.


    i want at least 10 bisexual chicks to have a piss orgy, with me just laying in the middle, them all just taking turns to take a leak on my face or my cock or just all over my naked body, all on each other. they'll also be taking it in turns to ride my pissy wet cock or face, then the others will pee all over the both of us while she rides me, getting that liquid gold all over my dick and balls and her puss as i slide in and out of her dirty wet piss soaked minge. when they're not riding or peeing on me they'll be fucking each other with double ended dildo's or eating each other out while their pals pee all over them too. everyone will end up covered in piss and my spunk from head to toe and practically paralyzed from multiple orgasm overdose.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just been to this pub and got chatting up this cute redhead chick. so anyway i told her that joke, the difference between a chickpea and a lentil joke. but then i got a little paranoid and my inner monologue starts telling me 'you're gonna put her off with that shit'. so long story short i backtracked and kinda made out like i really wasn't actually into it, lol. so a little while after she starts telling me how her husband used to be into that and she would do golden showers with him. so i backtracked again but i just said that i was actually curious about trying a golden shower out. obviously not mentioning i'd been pissed on more than the average lamppost. so we chatted a bit about watersports and that, then she went off back to her friends for a bit. a little while later she popped back over to me, pretty drunk by this time, like slurring her words a bit and she whispered to me 'i've got to get home my husband is expecting me, but i'm gonna come round your flat tomorrow and give you your first golden shower'. to which i was like 'ok then, sure'.

    i'm pretty sure she's either gonna wake up with a hangover and not remember a thing about it, or she'll be horrified that she said such a thing and i'll never hear from her again. but i'm keeping my fingers crossed coz she kinda reminded me of a younger jamie lee curtis with that tall slim body and short red hair. i had a nice feel of her tits in the bar too, she has these really nice perky a/b cups that were fucking hot.

    so here's hoping for my 'first ever' golden shower tomorrow. haha.

    maybe i'll try and film it and treat you guys to one of the hottest most intimate things a chick can do for you.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by BigLuigi yes and in NARC's case, he takes their urine too.

    f*(&ck , i just got a boner!

    see you young guys don't understand about real intimacy, that's why you can't really be good lovers.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Obbe

    that looks fucking disgusting



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i tell ya what tho, not having to cook amongst other fucktards mess and shit is fucking heaven.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just moved in my new apartment this morning, thought i'd give my niggas a tour. its pretty small little place but its practical and all the room i need to be honest. so i'm happy with it. and its so good to get out of the other place with all those poncing little chavvy faggots.



    any questions?



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