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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus opiates are the shittiest drugs ive ever tried

    you're doing it wrong



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Juicebox In all seriousness though this happens to me with some drugs. Heroin is the best example. I can't ever get where I want to be with that shit. Any dose I've ever done has just not been "high enough" yet when I try to go higher I wake up in my bathroom a couple hours later with a needle sticking out of my arm

    That's why I stopped doing it

    Yet if I take six ultrams I'm all high and happy and moving around on my bed just because moving around itself feels so damn good. Or seeing how long I can play Forza before nodding out and crashing into a wall.

    Guess certain people just respond to different drugs

    you're doing it wrong



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Zanick You should set up a standing appointment to be urinated on every couple of weeks and keep a journal about how it makes you feel after each time.


    i want at least 10 bisexual chicks to have a piss orgy, with me just laying in the middle, them all just taking turns to take a leak on my face or my cock or just all over my naked body, all on each other. they'll also be taking it in turns to ride my pissy wet cock or face, then the others will pee all over the both of us while she rides me, getting that liquid gold all over my dick and balls and her puss as i slide in and out of her dirty wet piss soaked minge. when they're not riding or peeing on me they'll be fucking each other with double ended dildo's or eating each other out while their pals pee all over them too. everyone will end up covered in piss and my spunk from head to toe and practically paralyzed from multiple orgasm overdose.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just been to this pub and got chatting up this cute redhead chick. so anyway i told her that joke, the difference between a chickpea and a lentil joke. but then i got a little paranoid and my inner monologue starts telling me 'you're gonna put her off with that shit'. so long story short i backtracked and kinda made out like i really wasn't actually into it, lol. so a little while after she starts telling me how her husband used to be into that and she would do golden showers with him. so i backtracked again but i just said that i was actually curious about trying a golden shower out. obviously not mentioning i'd been pissed on more than the average lamppost. so we chatted a bit about watersports and that, then she went off back to her friends for a bit. a little while later she popped back over to me, pretty drunk by this time, like slurring her words a bit and she whispered to me 'i've got to get home my husband is expecting me, but i'm gonna come round your flat tomorrow and give you your first golden shower'. to which i was like 'ok then, sure'.

    i'm pretty sure she's either gonna wake up with a hangover and not remember a thing about it, or she'll be horrified that she said such a thing and i'll never hear from her again. but i'm keeping my fingers crossed coz she kinda reminded me of a younger jamie lee curtis with that tall slim body and short red hair. i had a nice feel of her tits in the bar too, she has these really nice perky a/b cups that were fucking hot.

    so here's hoping for my 'first ever' golden shower tomorrow. haha.

    maybe i'll try and film it and treat you guys to one of the hottest most intimate things a chick can do for you.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by BigLuigi yes and in NARC's case, he takes their urine too.

    f*(&ck , i just got a boner!

    see you young guys don't understand about real intimacy, that's why you can't really be good lovers.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Obbe

    that looks fucking disgusting



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i tell ya what tho, not having to cook amongst other fucktards mess and shit is fucking heaven.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just moved in my new apartment this morning, thought i'd give my niggas a tour. its pretty small little place but its practical and all the room i need to be honest. so i'm happy with it. and its so good to get out of the other place with all those poncing little chavvy faggots.



    any questions?



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter How is there no lasting effect? I can look back on the pain I've caused and bask in it and actually be happy.

    It will actually be fulfilling to me. Why are you trying to take away the first thing in life that I actually feel motivated to do? The first thing that's actually given me reason to live after 25 years? You're all a bunch of sick fucks.

    now i know this is just a troll



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter I dunno, how butthurt do you think a girl would be if I dated her for 3 years, made her fall in love with me, asked her to marry me, and then a month before the wedding completely ghosted her and never spoke to her again?

    as butthurt as any other girl thats ever been through that. guaranteed within a week she'll be over it and will be sucking fresh cock already. you on the other hand will have just thrown 3 years of your life away for practically nothing. just to put a girl through an ordeal that she will prolly experience a few times or so in her life anyway. and lets face it, life will throw a lot worse at all these girls from time to time, like grief for a dead loved one, physical injury, financial loss etc. what you are planning on doing is giving girls normal life experience and somehow you think that's revenge haha, you fucking turd.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop This guy! Always with the smart and witty comebacks I tell ya!

    yeah i mean it was slightly funny the first 400 or 500 times he came out with it. but since we got past 735,000 it just got a bit repetitive and fucking boring. you know what i mean?



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Zanick You can't deny that animal agriculture magnifies the environmental impact several times over. That this isn't grounds for reform in my country is largely due to lobbyists, along with willful ignorance on the part of our people.

    no people aren't ignorant just because they don't all agree with your dumb unrealistic and unwarranted SJW ideal, zanick. most people have a good idea what's involved with farming and have based their decision to eat meat on wants/needs, practicality and economy. they understand basic concepts like the cycle of life and the natural food chain and just accept their place in the natural hierarchy of things. nature has a very good reputation for working very well. so why fuck with it?



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Ooops this guy said it first.


    and also, Before it was a hub for tech. It was an Awesome city. Not cultural wise or by people. but by the topography of steep hills and row houses at insane angles built nearly 200 years ago (in some neighborhoods) which are still pretty level to this day and after 3 major Earthquakes over 160 years.

    yeah well i used to watch the streets of san francisco when i was a kid.

    'book em danno'

    lol



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well yeeeeeaaaaah, i'd definitely bang that^



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Zanick Livestock consume several times what we do in crops every year. If you think farming is harmful to the planet, the solution is to eliminate animal agriculture.

    Yeah but growing crops still destroys animals habitats and plenty of animals themselves, therefore is not truly vegan.

    X does more =/= y does nothing



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock So Speedy is Zok now.. but before that he was some kid from Billings Montana.

    Zok is half black I thought.

    zok is sideshow bob



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by stupid noob Jesus christ you people are fucking pussies. I regret ever reading any of these horrible suggestions. The only purpose this thread has served is to make me want to find a cute little thing on fet life and fuck her up. Also I'll bet the girl you are talking to is fat and has green hair. Get some fucking standards bro.






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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by stupid noob Ok, I just read her little profile thing you posted, I didn't bother to read most of the thread till just now. You need to fuck her up and rape her. She craves it. She posts all that shit hoping one day she will find a guy like me to properly abuse her. I mean really fuck her up, and really rape her. None of that pussy shit. Do it right.

    yeah i guess only having one leg means you've got to find some way of making yourself feel like a man again. obviously you wouldn't last more than .5 of a second against another guy so the only option is to take it out on the weaker sex who you know you've at least got half a chance against to make you feel big and strong again. that is as long as they don't decide to fight back, coz in that scenario you'd still get pretty fucked. fucking sure am glad i'm not you dude, lolololmao.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Maybe some of the posters during that period were killed in the attack and the families had the posts/threads taken down. But I think it's more likely the perpetrators of 9/11 hard deleted those archived pages because there was something in them they didn't want anyone to know/see.

    if you were dumb enough to post details of your conspiracy that you were conspiring to commit and you posted details on totse, a message board full of conspiracy nuts, then you wouldn't be smart enough in the first place to pull off a conspiracy like 9/11 in the first place.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    has anyone got a fucking clue as to wtf he's on about?



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