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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i think i'd want to talk to the other people in the room even less than her.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter Yeah I know. I gotta remember dat.

    Just let her see you checking out her tits and ass and that. Girls really don't mind when you do that, despite what they say sometimes, its a compliment really. And if they don't complain then you know they're probly open to it.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i think y'all putting too much emphasis on some fucking glasses ffs.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dfg Dox NARCassist:

    Job: Sleeper CIA Agent
    Name: Abdul Jabbar (name in the file, real name unknown)
    Located: Ohio, but currently uses a VPN to mask his location.
    Height: 5'10'
    Color: White
    Last GF: Kinkou
    Weaknesses: Secretly in love with mal.

    There doxed

    you fucking asshole



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    lol, haven't none of you figured out that mal is just enter trying to catfish me so he can dox me, hahah.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by gumbo Lol holy shit you're insane.

    you know months ago i was thinking you couldn't make yourself sound any more obsessed and butt hurt over hydro, but still to this day you're managing to surprise me.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that was jill, he paid a hooker to let him take a pic of his phone loaded with NIS to try and prove to us all that he's definitely not gay or a virgin.

    i mean, if you feel you need to prove yourself to that degree?? lolol



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i wouldn't mind fucking her, its just other people would so, you know, lol.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws The trick is to diversify your portfolio my nigga. Word up how’s your retirement plan looking

    well see for yourself, here's my W2 right here:






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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Let me ask you a question.

    If I ordered a very large amount of heroin online, say a kilogramme, and the feds were watching me. How would they know it’s mine? Would they have to wait until I opened it before they could bust me? Even if I opened it couldn’t I just say, of course I opened a package with my name on it. Doesn’t mean I knew what it was.

    How would they be able to prove I ordered it

    well obviously there is more chance of somebody ripping you off for that amount. plus heroin is dearer online so not sure if its the best place to source that amount, altho saying that it is better quality so you could prolly make your money up by cutting it.

    anyway, no the cops couldn't prove you ordered it, they couldn't even prove that they never sent it to you to set you up. fact is if they discovered that en route they would probably just seize it and you'd be left out of pocket because they know it would be so difficult to prove you ordered it. that is unless you did something really stupid like have the machine that you used o order it with tor browser bundle installed. altho that wouldn't be definitive proof, but it would certainly be some strong circumstantial evidence.

    but in all likeliness they would just seize it and then launch an operation watching you to bust you on another occasion.



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    Originally posted by Fox Paws Also, would the dealer get freaked out and think I was a fed for placing such a large order

    yeah you'd really want to build up a bit of rep with a seller first before ordering such an amount. maybe start with oz's, then build to a few, then five/ten etc. summing like that.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I was gonna go to sleep at 3am but I started whacking off and next thing I know it's sunrise and I came harder than I have in years all over the furniture and the wall it was a mess.

    This is why I just try to play Vidya when I'm tweaking

    so was that hts' parents furniture and wall?



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop Native American girls do be fly AF tho.

    remember raven riley?






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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow I'll post a topless photo of this girl:

    is it just that im trippin or do she look like she's just taken one on the left side of her jaw?

    that is a very trippy picture tho. it looks like somebody's copy/pasta'd her own head and tried to photoshop it back onto the same picture but made a really bad job of it. its like her whole head, face, jaw is just being super-imposed back on to the same picture.

    she does look so damn fucking innocent in that pic too. then you think 'hold on, this is sacha grey, she is very very far from innocent', lol.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    400 micrograms of finest LSD-25 just gone down the hatch. should be a super fun night, lol.





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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i remember scoring crack and brown in the middle of town and went into a toilet cubicle in a big retail store to have a pipe or two. i had the pipe out, cig burning for ash, all the crack open on the side breaking off little pipes and suddenly the smoke alarm started screaming. i was in a mad dash to wrap everything up, and i'd just finished the first pipe, it did my nut right in, lol.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter I just took it for kicks, to experience another perception of reality for something different. But now normal reality is fucking surreal and crazy enough as it is. I don't think I'd be able to handle LSD these days.

    that's too bad mate coz i just got these in





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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus faggot pussy

    take 3 grams of bundy every day

    you're doing it wrong



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