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  1. Canada is the same way iirc

    in NY if you call somebody the wrong pronouns you can be fined 250k

    Let's not forget the "31 officially recognized genders of NY"



    This kind of shit makes me want to move to Eastern Europe or the Middle East
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would do things like be a famous porn star or musician. Can we program people's minds to think whatever we want them to think?

    Like if that were the case, I'd go back to say 7th grade and make it so in the middle of one of my classes at school, the 3 cutest girls would all suddenly have an irresponsible urge to come to my desk and start giving me blowjobs and rimming me, and the teacher would undress on her desk and start fisting herself, all the while everyone else in the room is experiencing this as a normal student would, obviously wondering what the fuck is happening, or better yet how.

    Then I'd suddenly have a bunch of clear ovens drop down over the boy's desks where they sit, and slowly heat them up as the boys roast to death, all the while I'm still fuxxin with these 3 girls while the other girls in the class are dumbfounded and horrified, but of course I'd lock them in and after all the boys were dead and charring up nicely (this would all take place over the course of at least 12 hours), I would drive spikes through all the girl's left eyes including the three on my cock, then have everyone in the room including the crisped corpses each have a seat on a long miniature train akin to a kid's ride at an amusement park, taking them to the downtown district and parading my line of mutilated females and burnt males, the teacher and I conducting the train and throwing live grenades here and there, rocket launchers and lasers, breathing massive bursts of fire and causing some to have their bones spontaneously snap and crack at morbid and absurd angles until their skeleton resembled a limp dangly Halloween ornament.

    Then I'd eat a fistful of pure mdma eat a bunch of banana cream pie.
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  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'd dig a hole in the ground and fuck it.
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  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    anyone here like the band smashing pumpkins?

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  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    as long as she doesn't connect any dots
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  7. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I don’t see why we even have separate locker‐rooms and stuff. I can kinda see the point of separate bathrooms because of urinals, but the whole gender segregation thing just seems archaic to me.
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  8. He calls your love-life silly but he's got a leatherface junkie living with him in his parent's basement sooo
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  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    They are all curable now. You're FINE.
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  10. Originally posted by benny vader did the bible ever said no ???

    and what say the constitution ????

    do you have an amendment that effectively said 'thy shalt not fuckth children' ???

    no, no and no.

    You're a sick turd. the mental and physical damage to a child at that age. fuck off cunt
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  11. Originally posted by bling bling i put voodoo on ur gummie high

    Ty st bloing, u r my best frend
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  12. na crying is the realm of faggots. you gotta start realizing me and you are nothing the same faggot. you do the crying while i'm doing the laughing at how pathetic little faggot you are boy. all this effort you're making in this fred and you have no idea just how much i'm laughing at how stupid you looking right now. maybe you should get to bed boy, that trip prolly worn you out by now, lol..
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  13. na crying is the realm of faggots. you gotta start realizing me and you are nothing the same faggot. you do the crying while i'm doing the laughing at how pathetic little faggot you are boy. all this effort you're making in this fred and you have no idea just how much i'm laughing at how stupid you looking right now. maybe you should get to bed boy, that trip prolly worn you out by now, lol.
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  14. na crying is the realm of faggots. you gotta start realizing me and you are nothing the same faggot. you do the crying while i'm doing the laughing at how pathetic little faggot you are boy. all this effort you're making in this fred and you have no idea just how much i'm laughing at how stupid you looking right now. maybe you should get to bed boy, that trip prolly worn you out by now, lol.
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  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I've seen dogs lick the flaked shit off their asshole and then lick the owner's stupid fuck face after. I'm like, Really?? Really?? You like dog shit flakes on your lips and face? Get the fuck away from me, dude!
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  16. LUL HIS HOE GIRLFRIENDS EX
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  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I don't let dogs touch me. I find them filthy and disgusting, and they also stink.
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  18. Originally posted by NARCassist i wonder how long it'll be before she starts figuring out you like cock better than minge tho.



    .

    Probably longer than when ur whore girlfriend figures out she likes to get paid for dick, and doesn't care to have your broken soul and flaccid weiner pouring into her, lol
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  19. Congratulations! That really is a miracle!
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  20. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    the truth is danny boy was gay and had a crush on you.

    thats why he looked at you from the corner of his eyes when he kissed your girl, cos he was thinking and imagining it was you that hes kissing

    and when you left town he thought your gone for good and so he offed himself by ODing cos he couldnt bear a life without you.
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