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  1. 2017-11-04 at 7:54 AM UTC in I'm meeting this dirty little slut on saturday
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Die in an extremely rare accident.
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  2. 2017-11-04 at 7:48 AM UTC in I'm meeting this dirty little slut on saturday
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist leaving for the station in about half hour. got a 3 hour journey in front of me first, won't be too long now tho. am really looking forward to this one.



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    Godspeed my good man, Godspeed!
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  3. 2017-11-03 at 9:35 PM UTC in I'm meeting this dirty little slut on saturday
    bling bling Dark Matter
    no shsh fail
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  4. 2017-11-03 at 12:47 PM UTC in I'm meeting this dirty little slut on saturday
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    "her personality is intoxicating!" LoLLLL
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  5. 2017-11-03 at 10:14 AM UTC in alcohol is a really shitty drug
    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    Go do some heroin like a real man.
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  6. 2017-11-03 at 7:47 AM UTC in alcohol is a really shitty drug
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    >getting high to feel good
    >not getting high to lose your mind

    what a stale existence you must perpetuate
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  7. 2017-11-03 at 6:03 AM UTC in I'm meeting this dirty little slut on saturday
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    ^ goodluck
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  8. 2017-11-03 at 3:38 AM UTC in week wheyete gets murked for his car and money by two 14 year old girls
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Well I suppose the most disappointing fact out of all of this is that the guy has 4 kids and is a fucking pizza boy.
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  9. 2017-11-03 at 1:09 AM UTC in Kenyan Prostitute
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    OK, so on my way back from Mombasa, on this ancient train, I met an American Missionary who invited me to stay at an orphanage for the night. It genuinely was the saddest shit, and I cried manly tears a little. I also gave the kiddies peanuts, and bought 1/4 of a live goat, which was killed after I left. Evangelical Christians get a bad rap in the jedi media, but these yanks had collected money and built the kiddies nice beds, and were funding their education and doing an awful lot of good. Encouraging the kids to praise Jebus seemed a small price to pay, since I never met any atheist or Islamic missionaries out there. Maybe they were hiding?

    TLDR it really challenged my preconceived notions.

    Anyway, I was kinda horny, and got away and WhatApp-ed Sarah again. We met up, went shopping again in the Westgate, but it was closing up by the time we got there. She was looking for some decent quality perfume. We went and got some nice food in the food court there, I remember it being something involving burgers and chips, but yuppy-like, then we went to a Spanish style bar with lots of ex-pats beside the front entrance. Then we went back to my hotel, which was different from the first one I had stayed in, and one she had recommended to me.

    I was pretty wasted at this point, as I had been drinking all evening. We might have went somewhere else first, I don't remember. I do remember that the hotel made me pay extra for having a guest in my room. Fuckers.

    Anyway the hotel room was hot and humid, and felt pure Africa in an unreal, movie like way. She grabbed me and pulled me close, and onto the bed, me on top, both of us kissing passionately the whole time. I remember thinking "I wish I could live in this moment forever", then I remember saying "I'll get a condom", but not really meaning it, then I remember fucking her in the heat, and it being perfect, then I remember her vagina contracting hard on my penis as she orgasm-ed, and it feeling so great, her strong vaginal muscles sort of milking my dick, then almost immediately I came inside her. Exhaustion, then worry.

    I went to the bathroom and while pissing in the sink washed my dick a little. We fucked again without a condom a few hours later, but I don't remember the details, besides the sloppiness, and another great orgasm, and me not really caring about the consequences this time around.

    It was one of the few great, free moments I have had in my life. I didn't care about anything or anyone, it was the sort of feeling that makes you happy to be alive, and when I'm old I'm sure I hope look back on it and be like "goddam, good times, glad I did that".

    The next day after I paid her and breakfast we went shopping for perfume, but weren't able to find anything decent in central Nairobi. She accompanied me to the airport, and I gave her my remaining Kenyan Shillings. I had also given her some stuff I wanted to lose to make room in my bag before going to Istanbul for an overnight stay - some nice brand name clothes, a power bank, etc.

    Going home my bag was full of antibiotics and benzos. Kenyan pharmacies are saints - the only question they ask you is "anything else"?

    I assume she wanted to get pregnant, so as to trap me, but honestly I wouldn't have minded if she did. It seems almost disappointing that so vital feeling sex resulted in nothing. I sent her a bottle of nice Versache Perfume a while later. We still talk by email.

    After I got back home my crotch was a little itchy, and I was scared of teh aids, so I went for an STD test, but nothing showed up. I assume it was a fungal thing, and a little anti-fungal talcum powder and cream took care of it.

    Post last edited by jedi.Goldstein at 2017-11-03T01:21:32.607205+00:00
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  10. 2017-11-02 at 6:47 PM UTC in Crouton and cock
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by benny vader whores in cambodia are cheaper than a proper dose of Crouton.

    the shit grows there fam ;o ;o ;o
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  11. 2017-11-02 at 3:40 AM UTC in I'm meeting this dirty little slut on saturday
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You're going to get so many AIDS, Africa is going to start sending YOU medicine.
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  12. 2017-10-31 at 11:26 PM UTC in TRANSSEXUALISM = TRANSHUMANISM More shocking than we think 
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  13. 2017-10-31 at 10:10 PM UTC in Happy Halloween niggas!
    bling bling Dark Matter
    fuc off halloween its shitty
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  14. 2017-10-31 at 1:01 AM UTC in People Don't Like Me
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SBTlauien My co-workers don't like me either. We'll all be working and then I'll look around and realize that I'm the only one working while they are all in a circle talking. If I stop working and walk up to the circle, they all scatter and begin working. I've noticed it's only me though, they all seem to be friends and in a group, but I've individually been excluded. I haven't been able to figure out what it is.

    I turn in my two weeks soon though. The people at this retail job have been jerks from the beginning though. It's like they think they are better than everyone that isn't a part of their circle. I've worked there for almost three years and these people have been complete pricks the whole time. Even the new people pick up on it and join them. I don't know why I've been rejected from their prick circle.

    its better that way. its annoying as fuck when coworkers want to chit-chat or do some sort of other annoying shit. someone at work today wouldnt leave me alone this morning before work started. she literally stood right next to me and insisted on yapping, even though my responses were single-syllable words, as well as showing me her stupid ass videos. then theres the after-hours socialization bullshit. fuck that.
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  15. 2017-10-29 at 2:16 AM UTC in What's the last TV show/movie that sucked you in?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Baçkdoor Sluts 9
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  16. 2017-10-24 at 5:08 AM UTC in I've been watching this terrible, terrible show about gay people
    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    As a proud white male I reject and will not watch or speak of these blatantly gay as shit, propaganda-buttsex-marathons
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  17. 2017-10-22 at 8:32 AM UTC in psychologically torturing any1 u dont like
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    your idea of"psychological torture" is about as frightening a mastery of both physical combat and energy manipulation.
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  18. 2017-10-21 at 8:36 PM UTC in Zoklet used to have way more personal attacks
    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    Okay, true
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  19. 2017-10-21 at 6:51 AM UTC in what goes splendid with canabis?
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut Getting impregnanted by black men

    Let's not bring your mom into this.
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  20. 2017-10-20 at 5:45 AM UTC in COME INTO TINYCHAT PLS
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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