2018-10-01 at 6:45 PM UTC
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Good Morning FONA-FRIENDS!
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I am also obsessed with using language properly regardless of chemical inhibition and therefore I believe that OP is properly fucked up.
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Your grammar and punctuation suggests you fabricated this fable.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Blue Oyster Cult
I only endure it because I know there is a pot of freebase cocaine at the end of the rainbow for me.
I'm not much into stimulants, but I'd be a damn liar if I said I wouldn't enjoy a rock of some pure crack, a glass tube, and some brillo right now.
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2018-10-01 at 3:07 PM UTC
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Killing myself on my birthday
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
wrap yourself in a big box and shoot yourself
not only will it be a festive surprise, you'll also avoid making a mess!
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Actually, this'll be close enough. Thanks speccy. I will try not to talk shit about you anymore
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Seriously tho, the levels of patheticness he displays is kinda unfathomable. An aging overweight terminal bachelor who can't have sex without paying for it and blames his failures as a human on black people. Clearly lives alone and has no friends. His gimmicky internet persona is so pathetic and contrived it's sad he's on the same website as me.
He's the classic case of someone whose day to day life is so pathetic and unsatisfactory he affects a sexually aggressive persona to feel like less of a complete loser. Well past his prime, which he squandered being a complete loser faggot, he loathes anything that challenges the idea that life has been systematically unfair to him. Docile and meek in his day to day life, he runs to the computer when he gets home to receive the attention he craves for his alter ego.
In his day to day life he is alienated, overlooked and walked on and tries soooooo hard on the internet to compensate for this. Every post he makes is a testament to his failure at life and the shit tier genetics he has. He rages at blacks being with white women in the most cuckholdy sense possible and his sexual inadequacies, frustration and boredom with his own life run his existence. And he's like 50 and fucking fat.
It's just depressing knowing this person exists. He's the last person from totse2 to be posting on a totse imitation, unless you count arnox who he's pretty much on the same rung of the social ladder as.
This website is literally doing him a favor by allowing him to post. I doubt anyone here has more posts than him and a lower post to thank ratio. It's like letting a lonely weird kid dress up like a dragon well past halloween; it's a nice service to be doing but at a point is becomes sad and cringey. It's gone on too long and this website may be the only thing keeping him alive.
I would like to thank each and every one of you for giving him an audience because without you he might not be here with us.
1 thank=1 prayer
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by Technologist
Narc,
I’ve only heard of you being with prostitutes. Do you do that for a reason? Don’t you want a relationship with someone?
Believe it or not, some men would be willing to
pay for their sexual desires while
not having the responsibilities and duty of a traditional relationship. Hell, for that matter, many
women are the same. Nothing wrong with some casual anonymous fucking, if that's your thing.
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I added the piss for you, NARDFG
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More power to ya, narc. I mean... You said you banged her, but didn't exactly state what sort of banging that entailed, so... I really can't recommend much. Just have fun, I suppose. Glad you're enjoying yourself, stay safe, have fun.
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2018-09-26 at 8:28 PM UTC
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Olsen twins
Well not sure there is any country where people look better as they age (passed 30).
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2018-09-26 at 5 AM UTC
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I'm back! Chicccckeeennss
Sevn
Yung Blood
[confab my linked clunch]
Originally posted by mmQ
Eh, nothing wrong with feeling proud about something you accomplished. When it's phsycial in nature, take sports for example, nobody is going to always be as athletic or able as they once were, but that doesnt mean you can't relish in the moments you are.
Can relish for sure and be proud but not criticizing those not on your path. Maybe just struck a note with me. I have a brother who was always a fattymicfattits and now is in shape and needs to let the world know. Really grinds me. Just need to give some ppl an ego check which is healthy too
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You can be homeless and have a complete harem of sex robots if you can just get your hands on some balloons, sharpies, and whipped cream.
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2018-09-26 at 1:57 AM UTC
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Olsen twins
Originally posted by cupocheer
3 – sweetheart you are incorrect — men have reached their peak by about age 35. Women reach their peak more like 50-65.
And since men die younger than.wo.en it is smarter for men to marry older women.
Get real. Men look young well into their 40s and 50s. 99 percent of women look old by 35-40. It is a dillusion that women are sexually peaked at 50 because they're getting fucked by young men because MILF is a thing right now. Men wouldn't have erectile issues if they had a 28-30 year old woman at 50. it's having to look at you shrivelled up prune at age 40 that makes a dick shrink.
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2018-09-22 at 11:57 PM UTC
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Attn: HTS
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2018-09-22 at 8:38 PM UTC
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Attn: HTS
Originally posted by Bill
The actual reason is because you are rejecting the will of God by taking the gift of life for granted
Who's to say the will of God wasn't for one to take his or her own life? It's awfully convenient when anyone dies in any type of tragic accident, well 'oh I know I'm so sorry but God has a plan and that was part of the plan' essentially to say that yes, God intentionally caused the car accident that let your girl needlessly suffer in pain for 12 hours while she slowly died, because it's HIS PLAN. He knows. If that's the case, then a simple gunshot to the head shouldn't be outside the realm of possibility to fit into his great big plan.
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla
you're an autistic crippled ginger who runs linux i can do something once and have more credentials
it doesnt have my seal of approval
You probably bought it off a cross eyed half Russian half Puerto Rican who lived with his aging grandmother. It was cut with rolaids and ground up dead skin.
Hair on has good warmth and numbness but I really do like hydromorphone better. Fentanyl is more overpowering but less euphoric.
Wars have literally been fought over opium for centuries, I don't think an autistic gender non binary ectomorphic logic pussie poppin triangle's opinion solely based on getting ripped off the first time he left his parents basement in 3 years really matters
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2018-09-21 at 11:10 PM UTC
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THE PLOT THICKENS
Mike Pence's involvement in 9/11 is all but confirmed
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