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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country This thread will be about 6 million posts long so.

    It would be a good idea for an entire database site though.

    lets get the info together for now and then we got summing to build with


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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fuck just watching her play some fucking game tho


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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    black pidgeon speaks is good an all.



    frank as fuck


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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol just watched that 5 minutes ago on yt. she is fucking awesome fo real.


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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG This elephant is amazing. Someone edit out all the people.

    you could post it as a selfie on facebook


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    somebody clearly wants to fuck a dog.

    dogs stink and they eat shit you know


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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    the fact you'd take some angry venting to show hatred just proves what a shitty person you are.


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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its called 'venting' §m£ÂgØL, you fucking retard.


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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i would imagine different machines prolly work in different ways.

    is usually the case


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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny have you actually tested it ?

    did you even check your computer settings to see if it detected the presence of external mic ?



    Originally posted by NARCassist in fact i just remembered, isn't it hilarious those times i skyped a couple of people and they couldn't hear me and then i realized i still had the plug in the mike socket.

    what was that you was saying again bennt?


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    dimlo


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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie I bet she actually does, though. I hear it's common, which is disgusting even by my standards.

    i know, i was chatting to this chick on fb years ago who turned out to be into it, i nearly fucking puked.


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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Erekshun Did you give her the tobacco?

    are you serious?


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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    maybe i'll put some posters up round the neighborhood starting a rumor that she's fucking her dog.

    you know how most normies love to believe sordid shit about other people, lol.


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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if it comes anywhere near my door again i'm taking my fucking claw hammer to the stupid pathetic little rat.


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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    in fact i just remembered, isn't it hilarious those times i skyped a couple of people and they couldn't hear me and then i realized i still had the plug in the mike socket.

    what was that you was saying again bennt?


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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i was laffing my ass off to the point my abs muscles cramped and now it hurts,

    the reason your device switch to external mic is because it detects the presence of external mic and it does so by detecting resistance in the circuitry than connects to the mic socket.

    when you plug a cut-offed mike plug into the mic socket it detects nothing because theres no resistence, so your device continues to listen thru its internal mic.

    oh wow isn't it hilarious that i didn't know some really technical shit that i've never really bothered to look into, omg how fucking funny.

    lets go onto tech forums and laugh at all the people asking for advice coz they don't know why their computers all crashed hahahahh.

    you fucking idiot, lol.


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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no.

    if he was quick with his feets the dog would have gotten kicked out instantly and learnt a valuable lesson.

    i suspect narc didnt play british football much.

    don't be fucking stupid it was completely unexpected. the stupid bitch has never knocked at my door before, in fact i only ever spoke to her for the first time yesterday. then i open the door and before i realise anything its already shot past my feet into the flat. i was concentrating on head height to see who was at my door.

    what a stupid thing to say ffs.

    then again its bennt vader, stupid things is all he does say.
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah why are you mad at the dog for being a dog?

    "Stupid fucking dog just runs straight past my legs into my front room."

    That's what a doge does. By nature. Please take your anger out on the owner. I've talked about a similar dog owner we have where I live. The dog doesn't shut up but it's her stupid fault. Not dog's .

    i know it is mq, i'm just seriously fuming at this is all. normal people train their dogs or they keep them under control, like use a fucking lead or better still don't take your out of control flea bag mutt to knock at a neighbors door. its the total disrespect that's got me, i don't normally get wound up like this. i am kinda funny about my home tho, its my private residence, its where i come to shut the stupid world out and chill, you know what i mean? and i don't live with dogs coz i don't want to live in a stinking flea pit either.

    i mean it would have been all the same if i'd had a cat here, it coulda been asleep on the sofa where the thing jumped straight up onto ffs.


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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you know there's a little concrete yard at the back of the block here and i stuck my head out the day i moved in and there was dog shit everywhere. i've not been back out there since in 3 months i've lived here. she's the only dog owner here so its clearly her that's responsible. just shows she's one of those filthy dog loving types that loves having a dog but doesn't give a single shit about the filth and has zoro respect for anybody else concerning her dogs filth either.


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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you'd think an historic event like this that they'd have found a cameraman that didn't suffer from parkinson's disease to film it tho.


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