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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Triangliam is one of those things that you can make everything fit into it's own agenda. Like squarism or circleism. I guess the triangalists can say they are part of squarism but you dont have shit on circleism circle of life everything goes in a circle round round all things circular.

    hexagonaltrapezohedronism ftw


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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG It was lie just like the HIV.

    The funny part tho was that everybody believed it because, well, its hydro. She could get pregnant by a random at any time.

    bwahhhhh, i knew you dint know we were trollin you


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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol hydro said she was pregnant 2 years ago

    she had aids an all


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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson /snip lol no you're not..unless you're stupid. Opiates are simply pain relievers..they don't "cure" anything as such you don't ever "need" to take them. If a doctor tells you you "need" them you should find a new doctor.

    opiates also have very good recreational value


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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I lived in the UK for 30yrs..I know it's FAR easier here in the US to get a doctor than in the UK, Here if you don't like one you go get another. The same day..10 a penny, I'm the customer as well as the patient here.

    its pretty easy actually

    https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/nhs-services-and-treatments/how-do-i-get-a-second-opinion/


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I blame those that do the drugs, Personal responsibility etc. It's not the gun manufacturers fault if someone misuses their gun (regardless of stupid US lawsuits). Everyone knows and has known for decades they are addictive..hence why when I was prescribed them a while back I didn't fill the prescription.

    REAL men laugh at their pain and anguish as well as that of others..amirite or amirite!

    you feel the same about people who drink alcohol?


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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's not really about the paintwork it's more about the integrity of the person doing the writing.

    A basic respect of other peoples property helps hold civilization together (amongst other things). Without that basic respect of property society breaks down, and before you know it people will be killing each other in the streets, raping your wives, mothers and daughters, taking whatever they want from you and killing you for it without a second thought. YES..the whole of society will break down to nothing more than the behavior of a black urban ghetto where you can't even leave your dog on the porch because someone will take it and bbq it.

    ..is fingering someones paintwork really worth all that?

    you been watching too much television


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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG Yes Narc, he has never heard of it before. Thank you for showing him.

    oh well how fucking stupid of me attempting to have a discussion on a discussion forum, whatever was i thinking?

    you fucking donut


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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG You're really better off just walking out with a cart full of items. It's surprisingly easy and if you get caught on the way out you can just say it slipped your mind to pay. Obviously you weren't trying to hide anything, so they will not be suspicious of you or have reason to call the cops. All you did on camera was walk in and put items into your cart like anyone else. Probably should try to load your car relatively quickly though. Make sure there are no cameras.

    And if you get into a weird situation where they're like "oh okay the registers are over there u can pay now" just pretend to forget your card. They'll be suspicious no doubt, but they will have no evidence or reason to call the police.

    Returning items off the shelf is just asking to be caught. You can only get away with shit like that for so long, and it isn't as profitable as walking out with a whole cart of shit. Do not do this at Walmart or anywhere with someone at the door.

    On a side note: I do not stop for the people who check recipts lol. I ignore them and keep walking. I don't steal, I just hate that I need to prove I actually bought the shit I bought. The only place I do not do this at is Costco because they'll take away your membership :(

    prolly just as well coz you wouldn't last 5 minutes.


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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're right..I guess humans didn't have such problems prior to the current Opiate epidemic. All those WW2 veterans with missing limbs and shrapnel in their heads etc who lived their lives without selling their noods for drug money probably only had scratches.

    the world wars created a shitload of opiate addicts but they never had to deal with drug prohibition and that dumb war on drugs. you wanna blame somebody for the current drug crisis situation then blame the creators of those stupid policies. they're the people who really orchestrated the problem.


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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG I'm sure she could get on a methadone or sub program or something. There is really no excuse for doing heroin, no matter how much addicts will try and think of one. It's obviously fucking up her life. Imagine if she just saved all the money she made panhandling instead of spending it all on dope. She could probably get off the streets.

    each to their own tho

    nobody's asking you to do it and i doubt you could handle it anyway, you're way to gay to do heroin. best you stick to the little kiddy drugs.


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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG That is not what I'm saying.

    I'm saying you don't know how ridiculous OP actually is. I'll just make a quick list of things I have personally seen while with her.

    -Getting out of a moving car while pregnant

    -Throwing what would have been her to be born baby's crib out into the yard during an argument with her husband. He did not have a crib even by his first birthday when I came back to visit.

    -Pulling a gun on me so she could kill herself in peace… twice. The second time I had already thrown out the bullets with her grandmother because we didn't want her having access to them, but she didn't know that and she didn't even check the gun. The first time I distinctly remember the phrase, "I don't give a fuck I'll shoot him through the fucking wall" (in reference to me, sipping on rum in my room and chilling on the computer to get away from their arguing)

    -Didn't want to go into Walmart to ask them if I could BORROW a gas can (not buy) at hydro's request, so she started ripping chunks out of her hair in the parking lot and screaming at the top of her lungs I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE OH GOD WHY CAN'T I JUST BE FUCKING DEAD. There were some cart boys collecting carts and I remember them stopping dead in their tracks to look. This is when I got out, got refused for a can (like I knew would obviously happen) so I bought one so we could get some fucking gas and leave already, and she got mad at me for buying the can.

    -Believes in a completely fictional deity she made up called Plantessi.

    -Tried to prostitute herself while in a relationship with me. Later did it while in a relationship with another member. Finally, she got in a relationship with a third NIS member who did not care about her prostitution, but evidently thought her crazy enough to ghost her while she was in surgery.

    -Named her kid some really crazy shit that I will not repeat, but it will probably fuck him up later in life unless he's really really hardworking like that Marijuana Pepsi girl who was in the news recently.

    -Gave birth at home in a metal trough filled with water and fed the placenta to her 12 dogs she had at the time.

    -Was in a relationship with a guy she knew molested a 6 year old girl. For ten fucking years. Even after he hit her across the head with a metal pipe and made her have a seizure. Even after he violently raped her, and continued to rape her. But all that said, they were equally as abusive towards each other. Literally everyone in her family was so obscenely toxic. I thought it was bad when I hitchhiked down the first time as I'd never seen anyone so casually yell like that at their spouse/father. Second time all hell broke loose and she showed me how crazy she really was.

    -Called the police and made them do a welfare check because she told them I had killed my mom. This was after I had told her I didn't want to talk to her anymore and stopped responding to her texts

    -One time she took a bunch of benzos and texted me a bunch of shit about how she wanted to die and "Goodbye because I'm going to do suicide by cop" and then just left me hanging the rest of the night.

    -Another time I dumped her and she tried to pull out her IUD with pliers and told me she was thinking about burning her cunt with lye so it doesn't have feeling because 'If I'm not having sex with you then I never want sex again." Obviously this was a massive fucking lie.


    But for what its worth, I do think she really needs opiates. Not heroin though. Nobody needs street heroin. She's got legitimate medical conditions though from being stupid and getting kicked around by horses and shit. I could seriously go on with the stories because there are tons of them. She went into big yelling matches at LEAST every other day, no exaggeration.

    the best story tho was the one when she was watching you getting bum fucked by her pedo boyfriend and you looked round and saw her laughing and you grinned back at her because you thought she was just smiling at you, but she was actually laughing at the big flabby ripples she was watching roll right up your back with every thrust into your big fat ass, and you had no idea that was what she was laughing at.


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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The action of writing in gritty dirt on a painted surface can damage said surface (via shifting the gritty dirty around with your finger thereby scratching the paint). As such it's a very irresponsible act and one should think twice about.

    you think all the other people give a single shit between them about your paintwork tho?


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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Grylls maybe friends was

    that was just an example dickhead

    i’m talking about pretty much everything else like that

    you telling us you never heard of canned laughter?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laugh_track#1980%E2%80%93present


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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator British comedy is dogshit, fuck you. You have like 4 decent comedians.

    I could name 4 in my fucking sleep that would make the best american comic look less funny than 9/11


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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG Also cold places are generally more rapey. All that being locked up inside I guess.

    So everyone gets locked up where you are during winter?


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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    'Also available in white' is an fave


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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Well if your gonna limit yourself to american comics then expect disappointment.


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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    oh shit §m£ÂgØL doesn't agree guys, wtf we gonna do Now?


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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG

    oh shit don't tell me i'm not popular with the §m£ÂgØL high school crowd? fuck guess ima have to kill myself now

    lol


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