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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 If it's starving to death it won't care

    yes it will. if its starving to death then it wants to eat to survive. getting itself fucked up by a hoard of angry defending humans isn't a good course for survival. there's a reason why sharks are attracted to blood. it signals a wounded animal, in distress, which is easy prey for a shark. they might have big effective scary teeth, but a shark is well aware as any other animal is, that if it gets injured in the wild, it could well mean certain death. especially as other sharks will now see him as an easy meal option.




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DocFoster Soak a tampon, put it in the freezer. Freeze, remove. Dunk it in water followed by powdered substance of your choice. Insert into your ass. New frontiers my dude

    i don't get it. the freezing part that is, why is it necessary to freeze it first?




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    could we make lanny curry?




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if you were a shark would you try and take on a shoal of humans a thousand strong? ..you'd have to be fucking suicidal. sharks aren't suicidal.




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby this. I had this happen to me yesterday and I realized it may or may not happen and even if it did it probably wouldn't be that bad as I was thinking it would be. And it turned out to all be good

    usually the way. just be confident in your ability to control any given situation. also realize how fear is used against you. its like the atom bomb of the evil control freaks arsenal.




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    wow, this fred is just overflowing with originality.




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I learned to control fear long time ago. fear is a bit pointless as its just what you perceive might happen in any given situation. more often what you fear might happen never does. and if it does you just gotta get on and deal with it. the way I see it, we're all gonna die, why stress about how or when it might happen, worry about what you gonna do until it happens.




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by aldra Malice'question was legit though, you keep saying these are false flag operations; why? what is the point?

    because people who live in fear are easily controlled and extorted from, and terrorism scares the fucking shit out of people for some reason. even despite the fact that more people are killed in the UK each year in selfie related incidents.




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I'm not that bothered. I'm finding it a nice easy intro to Linux atm.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    get a fred guys





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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Phoenix https://twitter.com/emiliesatwell/status/759849942957436929

    https://twitter.com/emiliesatwell/status/866407282426470401

    She died in the attack. FATE STATUS: T E M P T E D.

    you gotta love irony




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    life really is one big learning curve. the longer you stick with it, the more you figure shit out.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if ariane grande plays this right her career will skyrocket. she gonna get some serious media attention after this. I bet her manager is uttering the words "any news is good news" as we speak, lol.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Oasis this is pre-lego

    pre-legover you mean, amirite?




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    sploo, you're a suffragenius




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ariane grande's also one hell of a spinner. her heads still spinning after last night.




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You're the worst kind of faggot. You're literally working at a pizza parlour at age 30, being supported by your mom and have had kids out of wedlock, are you fucking serious nigger? Who the fuck are you to call anyone a coward when you ran away from your fucking obligations and family, you rat bastard?

    yeah but unlike Bill Krozby, you are actually a faggot.




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by fag I broke my dads hand when he punched me in the face hahahahlololololol. You see, your pointer and index finger are both supported by the bones in your forearm when punching. Your ring and pinky have no support and are smaller bones so when impact occurs they are easily broken.

    i've had people break their hand when punching me about 4 times now. its always fucking hilarious the day after a fight to see the other dude with his hand in plaster.




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yolandi, the ultimate spinner







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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    anyone remember that russian/polish dude on zoklet pretending to be some football ultra? kept banging on about how russia/poland were the baddest mofo's.




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