If a column one mile long of people only a few meters wide

1. 2017-05-24 at 11:27 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Marched into the ocean, what is the chance somebody would be attacked by a shark?
2. 2017-05-24 at 11:29 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Trick question only moses parting the sea can "march" through an ocean.
   
   Your jedi tricks won't work today
3. 2017-05-24 at 11:30 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Depends which ocean
4. 2017-05-24 at 11:39 AM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   That's not a column, that's a row.
5. 2017-05-24 at 11:43 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by reject Depends which ocean

   
   Atlantic coast, south florida
   
   Post last edited by Slaynk at 2017-05-24T11:51:21.802733+00:00
6. 2017-05-24 at 11:59 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by reject Depends which ocean

   
   Chance is a measure of probability usually expressed in percentage points. So let's say there is 0.0001% chance of being attacked by a shark it doesn't matter whether you are marching into the ocean alone or with a billion people the probability of being attacked remain teh same, namely 0.0001%.
7. 2017-05-24 at 12:06 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   if you were a shark would you try and take on a shoal of humans a thousand strong? ..you'd have to be fucking suicidal. sharks aren't suicidal.
   
   
   
   
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8. 2017-05-24 at 12:09 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist if you were a shark would you try and take on a shoal of humans a thousand strong? ..you'd have to be fucking suicidal. sharks aren't suicidal.
   
   
   
   
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   If it's starving to death it won't care
9. 2017-05-24 at 12:13 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Chance is a measure of probability usually expressed in percentage points. So let's say there is 0.0001% chance of being attacked by a shark it doesn't matter whether you are marching into the ocean alone or with a billion people the probability of being attacked remain teh same, namely 0.0001%.

   
   But if there's no sharks in the ocean then it's 0%
10. 2017-05-24 at 12:17 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 If it's starving to death it won't care

    
    yes it will. if its starving to death then it wants to eat to survive. getting itself fucked up by a hoard of angry defending humans isn't a good course for survival. there's a reason why sharks are attracted to blood. it signals a wounded animal, in distress, which is easy prey for a shark. they might have big effective scary teeth, but a shark is well aware as any other animal is, that if it gets injured in the wild, it could well mean certain death. especially as other sharks will now see him as an easy meal option.
    
    
    
    
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