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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fo real^




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What I do with toxic people is limit my interaction with them to an absolute minimum. If they try to interact with you, answer with one-word replies, such as yes and no, and don't volunteer anything else. I mean, it's not like they are really going to care about your input anyways, right? Hello, goodbye - that's about it. Never go to them for help or advice with anything. Be self-sufficient at all costs. When you see them coming, do your best to avoid them. Make it a habit to stay away from places they frequent, at least until at time you don't expect them to be there. Never borrow money from them, or ask for anything from them; being indebted to them only makes them feel like they have more power over you. The key is to strip away every single faucet of interaction with them. If you hear them talking, turn up your music to a level that drowns them out, but doesn't bother them. Don't do them any favors whatsoever, as that only reinforced their delusion that you care about them. If they say something you disagree with, do not bother wasting any of your time refuting it, just nod your head and try to get away as soon as possible. Don't use any of their stuff, even if it means a sacrifice to yourself, because that only leaves a window open for them to manufacture complaints about your use of their stuff. Find out their schedule and habits, and create your own schedule and habits to be out of sync with theirs, that way you limit possibilities of having to interact with them. Always remember, family or not, they are not your friends. They are not there to help you. They are only there to enrich themselves at your expense, so you must recognize that fact, and stop letting sentimentality and your own needs get in the way of that basic truth. Good luck.

    I agree with that all but the bit about disrupting my life and what I want to do just because somebody I don't like is somewhere I wanna go. fuck that, just go there and ignore them anyways.




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    not into that pedo shit myself but I also don't buy the complete status quo surrounding the issue either.




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Step 0: Brining

    Take a big ass Tupperware, drop like a cup of salt and sugar in there and pour hot (not boiling, just kinda hot, you don't want to fuck your Tupperware) and dissolve them up good.

    Wait for it to cool down to room temperature, then put ur chicken in it, seal it, put that whole bitch in the fridge magnet keep it in there for at least an hour, but the longer the better, ideally you'll let it sit for like a whole day or two. This process is known as brining and will make ur chiken the tenderest juiciest bitch in the world.

    BONUS: PUT A CUP OR 2 OF PICKLE JUICE IN THERE, IT IS LIFECHANGING

    Step 1: prepare the egg wash

    Whisk up eggs in a bowl, like 2-3 not too much, this is simple. Put like 3 spoons of soy sauce in there too

    Step 2: Prepare your breading and seasoning.

    This is easy too, just toss this shit in a bowl and mix it up good:

    Cup of flour
    2 spoons of sugar
    1/2 spoon of salt
    1 spoon paprika
    1/2 spoon black pepper
    1 spoon crushed oregano
    1 spoon basil
    1/2 spoon garlic powder

    Optionally, 1/2 spoon of onion powder if you got it, shit is good

    Mix all this shit up really good

    Step 3: eggyweggy and spice

    Dunk it chiccen in the egg, then slap it around in the spice n flour mix, don't go too ham on it, just nice an even layering

    Step 4: Fry it

    I get mine till they're golden brown, make sure the oil is hot as fuck before you put anything in otherwise skin isn't crispy.

    I use peanut oil, it is good as fuck and tasty as fuck, go for it home it will change it frying life.

    I don't have any exact directions, just use ur head and fry to your own satisfsction, I just wing it and it turns good every time.

    Try it, take pix and thank me later

    lol, nub using egg when you should be using milk. you dunk the chicken in milk then in the flour dumbass.
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    continue fuckers.....




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    and it won't be this^^^^^ prick leading it. it won't even have leaders.




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no, its coming. just not in the form you'd think.




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    sean bean




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Duke Zion Why would u want a picture of a disease infested prostitute?

    to jerk off to i guess.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    love the super-surreality of the japs






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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Oasis

    i love her so much

    i'd bang it




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    really really really really really really really really wish I had some acid tonight






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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder how the doctors would actually fix that dilemma? What approach do they take? What approach would YOU take? X-ray to find out where the hook part is and then go in from that point and cut out the hook and then pull the rest of it out of the original entrance or what?

    pretty easily really, they'd just take it out during the autopsy.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    my definition has always been a down syndrome. we were always told in school to not call them mongols.




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dargo I'm not a gay Sophie, but thanks.

    that's fucking insulting mate, calling me sophie. you better take that back right now. I demand that you do.




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    adding an element of risk to sex makes it more exciting. but that excitement gets addictive like a drug. it what drives serial adulterers and explains why they often cheat with nasty sluts when they got good woman at home. there's no element of risk at home and it gets boring. its the same thing that drives pedo's. look at the ones that go for 16-17 year olds. there is literally no physical difference between a 16 and 18 year old. pretty much that is noticeable at least. so this cannot be a physical attraction. its the added danger that makes the sex more exciting.

    to be fair risk and excitement is a trait most humans seek to some extent.




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny The britishisms continue. The mask slowly slips.

    you just noticed he's british? I figured that ages ago. but then I do know all the terms.




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well this is what happens when you drop out. I did try to tell you you fucking retard, but you thought you had it all worked out. now go and clean your room and do something useful for a change. instead of putting that fucking shit in your arm. you spend all our money on that shit and now were all fucking broke coz of you, you fucking stoopid inbred mongoloid motherfucker. and don't look at me like that, if it weren't for your sorry ass we'd be living nice now. you fucking useless fucking piece of shit.




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    oh FUCK OFF



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    sounds shit. I wouldn't even feel violated afterwards.




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