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2017-06-09 at 12:20 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish

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Originally posted by Number13 I'm gonna cuck hitler also free dog afterwards

Granted but you're freed from everything, thought, breathing, corporeal form and existence.

I wish I always had just enough money to buy anything I want without ruining the economy

granted, but that is impossible as long as value is involved so you now have super shoplifting powers. you can now steal anything you like and like magic you never get caught. but the guilt builds and builds inside you. you take more and more durgs to relieve the guilt until you OD in a hotel room with a transexual hooker. your bodies are photographed by the police and somehow get 'leaked' to the tabloid press where it is reported on the same page as a report that instances of theft have fallen by 740% this month. literally everyone makes the connection and you go down in history as the 'shemale fucking shoplifter'. this becomes your legacy on earth, its even put on your gravestone.

i wish other people would just stop having such shit tastes in music.

Originally posted by Dargo This is literally the simplest game ever. Stop ruining it dimwits.

it gets boring quickly tho. especially when certain people don't even try and use some imagination in it.

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2017-06-09 at 12:08 PM UTC in Determinism

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Originally posted by Sophie I am in the free will camp. Also, if everything is determined why do we even punish criminals? They can't help it, it was destined to happen so it is unfair to punish them. Also, why should we ever aspire to anything? If we fail it was determined that we would, if we succeed same story. So why not just don't do anything at all? Because you can't go wrong in a deterministic Universe.

agreed but then wasn't it already determined that the pigs would punish the criminals too. personally i agree with free will, this is just like fate and karma type shite.

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2017-06-09 at 12:12 AM UTC in rate the user avatar abouve you

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yep

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2017-06-09 at 12:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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from what I understand most programmers learn multiple languages. I just started having a go at python. heres the pdf tutorial I'm using if it helps.

http://files.swaroopch.com/python/byte_of_python.pdf

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2017-06-08 at 11:45 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish

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ohhhhhh, ok

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2017-06-08 at 11:26 PM UTC in i wish i could be happy

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he just needs more drugs

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2017-06-08 at 11:25 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish

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Originally posted by mmQ Wow. That warrants a several year suspension and potential grounds for a lifetime ban from this game. We'll be contacting your agent in the near future. Please turn in your equipment.

you're not the boss of me

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2017-06-08 at 11:24 PM UTC in Donald Trump: Con artist or genuinely retarded?

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what I've figured will be the biggest evolution in human history ever. it will end all wars and may even encourage the aliens to finally make contact.

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2017-06-08 at 11:21 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish

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Originally posted by mmQ You should have IMMEDIATELY edited your post after seeing that I had already addressed Dargo's previous wish, as per section 4 subsection II-b of the official Corrupt a Wish™ rulebook.

90-day suspension with periodic drug testing for you.

Thank you :)

its called order of operations.

basically:

meme poast > mmQ poast

so obviously my post automatically supersedes your post. you should edit yours pal.

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2017-06-08 at 11:11 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish

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well that's what you get for posting while I'm typing up my reply. that was a pretty damn silly thing to do MQ

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2017-06-08 at 10:59 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish

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reported to social services who have you arrested for threats to kill. while in prison you work in the kitchens where they get you making the bagels everyday for 1500 murderers, rapists and niggers.

I wish I wasn't running out of ideas to wish for.

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2017-06-08 at 10:57 PM UTC in Hello,

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Originally posted by BOSS The lady doth protest too much. You sound like a federal agent.

no he's just a seriously closeted and repressed homosexual. actually when you say it like that it does make sense that he could well be a federal agent.

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2017-06-08 at 10:52 PM UTC in Donald Trump: Con artist or genuinely retarded?

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yeah, its coming.

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2017-06-08 at 10:51 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish

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Originally posted by Dargo Granted but it's replaced with GRIDS.

I wish I could predict the future.

granted but all possibilities involve bars, because you get 20 to life for the rape and molestation of the kid your adopting.

I wish I could save dargo's adopted kid from the abuse he is unknowingly heading towards.

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2017-06-08 at 10:49 PM UTC in rate the user avatar abouve you

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Originally posted by infinityshock I said ejaculation, not erection, you sexually retarded virgin.

viagra has nothing to do with sending nut goo down range.

obviously you're the expert. I never had dick probs tbph.

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2017-06-08 at 10:48 PM UTC in rate the user avatar abouve you

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Originally posted by infinityshock I said ejaculation, not erection, you sexually retarded virgin.

viagra has nothing to do with sending nut goo down range.

k, maybe you might want to try some of this instead then

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2017-06-08 at 10:45 PM UTC in What if your arms were made of beneigts.?

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watch Edward scissorhands

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2017-06-08 at 10:44 PM UTC in rate the user avatar abouve you

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lights are on but no ones in^

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2017-06-08 at 10:43 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish

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Originally posted by Dargo This is just a game. Don't ruin it with your autism.

Granted but you now have to look like him in 2017.

I wish I owned a ranch.

granted

I wish for my AIDS to be cured.

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2017-06-08 at 10:41 PM UTC in rate the user avatar abouve you

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Originally posted by infinityshock it's for protection from spontaneous ejaculations.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

they got a drink for that

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