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2017-05-27 at 6:30 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinnot into that pedo shit myself but I also don't buy the complete status quo surrounding the issue either.
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2017-05-27 at 6:26 PM UTC in how do i make fried chicken?
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Step 0: Brining
Take a big ass Tupperware, drop like a cup of salt and sugar in there and pour hot (not boiling, just kinda hot, you don't want to fuck your Tupperware) and dissolve them up good.
Wait for it to cool down to room temperature, then put ur chicken in it, seal it, put that whole bitch in the fridge magnet keep it in there for at least an hour, but the longer the better, ideally you'll let it sit for like a whole day or two. This process is known as brining and will make ur chiken the tenderest juiciest bitch in the world.
BONUS: PUT A CUP OR 2 OF PICKLE JUICE IN THERE, IT IS LIFECHANGING
Step 1: prepare the egg wash
Whisk up eggs in a bowl, like 2-3 not too much, this is simple. Put like 3 spoons of soy sauce in there too
Step 2: Prepare your breading and seasoning.
This is easy too, just toss this shit in a bowl and mix it up good:
Cup of flour
2 spoons of sugar
1/2 spoon of salt
1 spoon paprika
1/2 spoon black pepper
1 spoon crushed oregano
1 spoon basil
1/2 spoon garlic powder
Optionally, 1/2 spoon of onion powder if you got it, shit is good
Mix all this shit up really good
Step 3: eggyweggy and spice
Dunk it chiccen in the egg, then slap it around in the spice n flour mix, don't go too ham on it, just nice an even layering
Step 4: Fry it
I get mine till they're golden brown, make sure the oil is hot as fuck before you put anything in otherwise skin isn't crispy.
I use peanut oil, it is good as fuck and tasty as fuck, go for it home it will change it frying life.
I don't have any exact directions, just use ur head and fry to your own satisfsction, I just wing it and it turns good every time.
Try it, take pix and thank me later
lol, nub using egg when you should be using milk. you dunk the chicken in milk then in the flour dumbass. -
2017-05-27 at 6:23 PM UTC in sum up infaggotryshack in 1 paragraphcontinue fuckers.....
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2017-05-27 at 6:21 PM UTC in Tommy Robinson: The truth about my 4 a.m. arrestand it won't be this^^^^^ prick leading it. it won't even have leaders.
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2017-05-27 at 6:20 PM UTC in Tommy Robinson: The truth about my 4 a.m. arrestno, its coming. just not in the form you'd think.
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2017-05-27 at 11:38 AM UTC in I should hurt Seansean bean
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2017-05-27 at 10:36 AM UTC in God Dammit
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2017-05-27 at 10:27 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinlove the super-surreality of the japs
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2017-05-27 at 10:21 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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2017-05-26 at 8:58 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinreally really really really really really really really wish I had some acid tonight
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2017-05-26 at 8:36 PM UTC in Making HTS e-Famous again
Originally posted by mmQ I wonder how the doctors would actually fix that dilemma? What approach do they take? What approach would YOU take? X-ray to find out where the hook part is and then go in from that point and cut out the hook and then pull the rest of it out of the original entrance or what?
pretty easily really, they'd just take it out during the autopsy.
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2017-05-26 at 8:27 PM UTC in Manchester UKmy definition has always been a down syndrome. we were always told in school to not call them mongols.
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2017-05-26 at 8:25 PM UTC in tfw Surprise Drug Test
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2017-05-26 at 8:23 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinadding an element of risk to sex makes it more exciting. but that excitement gets addictive like a drug. it what drives serial adulterers and explains why they often cheat with nasty sluts when they got good woman at home. there's no element of risk at home and it gets boring. its the same thing that drives pedo's. look at the ones that go for 16-17 year olds. there is literally no physical difference between a 16 and 18 year old. pretty much that is noticeable at least. so this cannot be a physical attraction. its the added danger that makes the sex more exciting.
to be fair risk and excitement is a trait most humans seek to some extent.
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2017-05-26 at 8:17 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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2017-05-26 at 8:14 PM UTC in idk what to dowell this is what happens when you drop out. I did try to tell you you fucking retard, but you thought you had it all worked out. now go and clean your room and do something useful for a change. instead of putting that fucking shit in your arm. you spend all our money on that shit and now were all fucking broke coz of you, you fucking stoopid inbred mongoloid motherfucker. and don't look at me like that, if it weren't for your sorry ass we'd be living nice now. you fucking useless fucking piece of shit.
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2017-05-26 at 8:08 PM UTC in Sophie's Feast of Ascension Sermon.oh FUCK OFF
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2017-05-26 at 8:07 PM UTC in Thank goodness I gave away my tickets to Fyre Festsounds shit. I wouldn't even feel violated afterwards.
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2017-05-26 at 8:06 PM UTC in Cooking With Comrade Lanny^what a faggot
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2017-05-26 at 2:09 PM UTC in Thank goodness I gave away my tickets to Fyre Festyou raped him with facts? about android screenshots?? WOW
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