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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by scron I didnt go to work but I came home wearing steel toes and pretended I was at work all day

    that's pretty fucking wigga of you my child.

    99 my nigga's and 202 wagwan's.

    next time remember to wipe some grease on your face. scruff your hair a little bit.




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Dinky Dargo




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice You know, I never had this thought before, but given the incredibly disproportionate amount of (severely) mentally ill people we attract, people with neurological disorders (I think there are at least 5 confirmed ASD cases on here, and the prevalence in the general population is under 1/1,000), really fucked up pasts and current lives, psychological problems, drug addiction, just all these various issues:

    It must really be terrible to have to deal with the moderation of this. Even dealing with people in your physical proximity that have your PI threatening to murder you and your loved ones, concocting elaborate schemes to make you suffer as much as possible (heheh…).

    It's almost like running a daycare, or a zoo, maybe just the head of a large club, for the degenerates and outcasts of society.

    Fortunately we have technology to protect us from the horrors and dangers of physical proximity. Everyone's behind a screen, disconnected, but safe.

    I get a really strong impression from your posts that you love to think everyone else has mental disorders.




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Not sure, I never really shop for that. Isn't cola supposed to turn blue anyways? Black is for MD.

    no cola is slang for the dark speckly crystal MDMA. is here anyway.




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Dorian




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well who the fuck says 'what if your arms were made of doughy French dessert things'??

    seriously, who the fuck says that?




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    thought you were a retard and meant bayonets




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ima starting to like you bling

    you're growing on me




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    why won't you flip out and act totally horrified at the mere suggestion of pedo shit like any parent would?? its not fucking natural, you should be literally screaming at your screen right now. you're a terrible parent, FLIP OUT AND ACT TOTALLY HORRIFIED YOU USELESS EXCUSE OF A FATHER YOU!!

    is the troll force is weak tonight?




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    don't think sophie all be happy, you being greedy and keeping him all to yourself.




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie A fair assessment, i will explore this avenue further.

    its 'shall'

    no grammer Nazi.




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Since we're on the shit theme, I was once going to rob a home and also use their bathroom for an explosive fecal deposit that couldn't wait much longer. There doors were locked and that was that so I evacuated my bowels near their back door and wiped with grasses.

    oh just 1 my nigga, my nigga.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Neglected Skid




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    when did that ever stop a kid from going on the interwebs? if he's forced to go behind your back, then you just created a scenario that is way more dangerous for the kiddo. see you're a terrible parent already.




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling

    :Public service announcement:
    I can't stress enough the importance of being safe while Internet dating. This girl in the picture below attemtped to have me setup last weekend. She invited me to her house, which she said was hers, there was a couple of red flags that told me something wasn't right. We had a couple of drinks, watched a movie and chatted. Everything seemed cool until about 2 hrs into my visit,, Her phone had rang and she pick it up then hung back up with out saying hello, then her demeanor changed. Then she got up and started turning all the lights off in the house, I asked her what was wrong and she didn't answer. This wave of concern came over me, it was God telling me it was time to leave now. I grabbed my belongings and started to head out the door, she attempted to encourage me to stay so I played it off like I'd be right back, so when I shut the door behind me. I ran like hell down the stairs and thru the parking lot, when I was about 150 ft away I looked back and seen 2guys with bandanas on there faces jump the back wall, then ran straight up to the apartment I just left,, Thank God they didn't see me.. I ran so fast I almost ran out of my shoes, I'm not trying to be on the next episode of the first 48. I made a police report but they said they couldn't do anything because a crime wasn't committed yet,, i know she probably done this before and Im just trying to save the next sucker she comes across. And she left a text on my phone saying "I guess you knew what was good for ya". Keep in mind I met her on plenty of fish that day and only knew her for 3 hrs. Now I'm stuck wondering what would of happend had I been there. I Literally missed them by a minute, I truly feel blessed.

    are you ill bling? your voice sounds funny.




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    dargo gets his kid sunday and is gonna get him to become one of our niggas. lets come up with a fitting username for the yoot.




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you gonna get him to sign up to niggas?




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Had some DEFCON pills from the Netherlands a few months back that were great, 200 mg each. I had green ones but red are more common it seems. Better off buying 83% crystals anyways when it's $10/g in bulk

    is there still a german firm selling cola on the DNM's by the username 'lostheaven'? if so order some of there shit, its fucking beautiful.

    turns straight to black on a marquis.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Ooof. It sounded great. I'll have to retract my thanks for that one.

    these fuckers make me SOOOOOOOOOO ANGRY, AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHH!!!




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    not had a good pill since white doves




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