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2017-06-16 at 11:54 PM UTC in 10 years when I was pissed about something I would egg stuff.i bet that showed them
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2017-06-16 at 11:49 PM UTC in Future tech you want to see
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2017-06-16 at 11:48 PM UTC in Future tech you want to seethey shud invent like a flower that you could just hold under your chin and it tells you if you like butter or not.
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2017-06-16 at 11:42 PM UTC in Acid Houseanybody into this? have you heard proper acid house tho? not just all those jokey anthems that are often confused with proper acid house. here's a bangin mix to try if you want. the last tune is absolutely off the hook. it starts at 1.43.00. you gotta listen with headphones(good headphones) and you gotta have that volume cranked up to max, so you can appreciate those thundering, rolling acid basslines.
i'll post some more soon. feel free to post any you know of.
only authentic bangin way out left mixes need apply.
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2017-06-16 at 11:02 PM UTC in Future tech you want to seeyou can never have too much butter
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2017-06-16 at 10:59 PM UTC in How many years have you given the jails?
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2017-06-16 at 10:54 PM UTC in Who here has contemplated suicide?
Originally posted by Malice Absolutely wrong. Thomas Joiner addresses this in "Why People Die By Suicide" and "Myths About Suicide". This is actually one of the primary reasons suicidal people don't receive the help they need and can eventually actually go through with it, which generally causes loved ones and family to feel incredibly guilty for having missed the signs. Some people genuinely are dramatic attention whores and whiners, but they're the majority. Repeated talk of suicide should always be taken seriously, especially if they show multiple other signs of being at high risk, symptoms of severe depression. Unfortunately the vast majority of people haven't studied mental health and don't know what the signs/symptoms of both of these are. They end up saying and doing the worst things you could to someone who's severely depressed and contemplating suicide and simply make things worse.
well you repeatedly talk of suicide, and your still here.
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2017-06-16 at 10:53 PM UTC in Who here has contemplated suicide?
Originally posted by Malice I seriously contemplated suicide for years and wasn't planning to live very long, for a wide variety of reasons.
I was planning on buying everything I needed for an exist bag, which is a pretty simple setup. All I needed was a tank of inert gas. Unfortunately I learned that the Party Time helium balloon tanks that were recommended before started being mixed with 20% oxygen, either due to a helium shortage that occurred a few years ago or awareness that people were using them to end their lives. You could order them online for about $50, so that was the only thing that kept me from doing so.
I wanted to have one around in case I was ever in horrific situation where I had been in an accident or something and was in a horrendous physical state, or just suffering to the point that life was no longer worth living, trapped in a waking nightmare that never ended. I never wanted to be in a position where I couldn't rapidly and peacefully end my life.
Probably a good thing I became discourage easily and didn't go through with, the temptation could well have been too great. Combine it with a high dose of benzos to take away the fear, maybe some propranolol as well, even opioids, and you have a solid stack that could make it far easier to go through with, and much more peaceful.
light candles inside the bag to burn off the oxygen.
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2017-06-16 at 10:35 PM UTC in Who here has contemplated suicide?
Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick
Not true. A couple or few years ago on the local news there was this kid who had history of saying he'd suicide, etc, and that he had "ram away" for lack of the right word, his roomate reported. I was like "pshh, whatever, just some fag", thought nothing would happen. But he was actually the real deal, they found his body in a patch of woods, lol
Post last edited by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick at 2017-06-16T22:25:39.479168+00:00
i say the roomie did it
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2017-06-16 at 10:32 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
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2017-06-16 at 10:21 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
Originally posted by Benny Hausburg Don't confess. This is ran by a private security company which will gather personal info and hell of tell on everyone because they're contracted with the corrupted agencies of the world.
You're a stupid mongrel if you do
sorry, but you have to fill out the form before you can post here. unfortunately until you have i am going to have to report you to lanny so he can have your unsolicited post removed from this fred. i would like to take this chance to remind you that this fred is a sacred fred and anything said within this fred is strictly confidential under the rules of the nigga confessional™ fred.
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2017-06-16 at 10:16 PM UTC in Who here has contemplated suicide?people who say they are gonna an hero are full of shit attention whores. you should completely ignore them no matter how much they threaten and no matter how convincing they may seem, its just an attention whoring act. people who are seriously gonna suicide will never say fuck all, they'll just do it.
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2017-06-16 at 9:54 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †ahh my nigga. welcome to the confessional.
now go and scrub your dirty disgusting heaven flesh with caustic soda for even contemplating such a repulsive, sickening, nauseating, stomach-churning act of lust-en debauchery, and for giving me a semi while i'm taking the sacred confessional.
oh and 2 my nigga's and 2 wagwan's.
and make sure you say them properly and not drunkenly my child.
come again soon :)
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2017-06-16 at 9:48 PM UTC in Determinism
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2017-06-16 at 9:45 PM UTC in In all seriousness though...see^ fucking cured, that's all it took. i think my nigga's just invented the cure for depression.
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2017-06-16 at 9:44 PM UTC in Who here has contemplated suicide?there's no fucking way i'm saying suicide now after your last trap fred.
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2017-06-16 at 9:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice Hydro's post summary: Vietnam vet she takes care of is old, a severe long-term alcoholic, morbidly obese, stinks like rotting meat due to his legs having had agent orange exposure, can barely walk, incredibly filthy house, actually had maggots develop on his legs because of this, uses piss jugs which cause the place to reek of urine as well
"He has a penis, that resembles more a vagina with huge swollen testicles- literally. There's nothing there… I kinda feel sorry for him- he's smaller than a micro-penis… and I often wonder if he ever did have a dick, and if this really is from agent orange."
"(sometimes shit, because he's getting to the point he's so lazy he waits til the last second to go take a shit, and then sometimes he shits all over the floor, can't clean it up, but tries by smearing it around everywhere, then doesn't tell anyone until days later when it's stuck on everything and he's tracked shit everywhere on his bandaged feet that I have to then handle to take off his bandages.)"
and has various other major behavioral problems.
Also: "…but only after I go visit Piles of Crack for his birthday this week coming up, and fuck him silly. I seriously need dick. I'm so sexually deprived, it's not funny. I can't orgasm through masturbation, which sucks really bad. God, I can't wait to bury his huge cock deep inside me."
Umm, hmm. Congratulations, PoC.
i feel really bad for POC
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2017-06-16 at 9:39 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSoh yeh that's it, i was gonna say about something i heard earlier. a common phrase that i heard many times coz people always say it and i never really thought much of it before. 'hindsight is a wonderful thing', but i just thought, uhuhh, no it isn't, realizing how you fucked up after you fucked up isn't wonderful. now foresight, that actually is a wonderful thing. spotting the fuck up before you make it and so avoiding the fuck up, that really is a wonderful thing. so why the fuck people always saying hindsight is wonderful tho? is it some kind of conspiracy? should we get spectral on it to investigate this avenue further?
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2017-06-16 at 9:22 PM UTC in Every other number is a multiple of 2.
Originally posted by Malice If it actually happens, could I get a BJ too? I'm literally a handholdless kissless mid-20s virgin, by choice due to severe aspergers. I have severe OCD and am extremely clean, actually wash using a dish scouring pad, lathering and rinsing multiple times (at least 3), then applying clear gel deodorant when I dry off to prevent sweating. I'll also insist on a condom because I don't trust you, you've been a whore in the past and oral herpes is far too common and often asymptomatic. Also, all trolling aside, my penis is actually a decent size, even above average.
The scenario would be a homemade glory hole that completely blocks me from sight, with neither of us speaking, due to crippling anxiety around strangers and being incapable of random conversation. I could also engage in physical S&M afterward if you want, you know I can be highly abusive and malicious, although I would insist on wearing a mask, something that covers my entire head, other than my eyes (may wear sunglasses as well). I know how to stimulate a prostate and would never try any cringy moves, just the best positions.
ohh malice, you old romantic you.
go on casanova...
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2017-06-16 at 9:18 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSum, oh fuck, i dunno. you ever go into a fred and then completely forget why you went into the fred for?
tfw lol
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