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2017-07-03 at 6:30 PM UTC in Movements are gay and bring out the worst in peoplewhat he^ said
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2017-07-03 at 6:03 PM UTC in QUeen's Guard v Secret Serviceyeh coz beatin enemies with massive weapons is the only way to make good tv. beating them with ingenuity sucks right?
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2017-07-03 at 6 PM UTC in Weirdest things you've done to get offthis fred is proving to be pretty lulzy.
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2017-07-03 at 5:58 PM UTC in Meh, I never..fuck that, we need tits for proof. it is the standard globally accepted way to prove a girl on the interwebs. accept no substitute.
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2017-07-03 at 5:55 PM UTC in How hot is your weathergirl?i remember when ulrikaka used to do the weather.
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2017-07-03 at 3:50 PM UTC in ways i could go out and stir up some shit irl? (without the potential of getting arrested/beaten)
Originally posted by Open Your Mind Subjugation of a nation is a tremendous undertaking requiring foresight, ingenuity, and careful thought. The first task of many is to decide whether the country is a suitable candidate for a drastic and sudden change in government. The degree of difficulty varies with size, population, political awareness, and literacy.
The large state, tending to contain a greater number of persons, differs substantially from the small state in that the body politic is much more complex and hence more difficult to seize control of. It is generally advisable to tackle a smaller, unimportant regime rather than a country that, if seized, might draw a foreign power into the coup hence rendering it a failure.
One thing to do before attempting anything of this kind is to make sure who your friends and allies are. With a little effort, it is possible to gain a mass of supporters such that it is quite difficult to quell your actions. A way to do this is to select (if possible) a nation whose government does not have support of all of its classes (poor, rich, middle). Or, if neccessary, lure to your cause a religious minority, or ethnic minority, that already has grievances against the current regime. Perhaps you might form a coalition. Summarizing, it is a requisite to get at least some support besides from soldiers of fortune, who are generally "gung-ho" incompetents anyway.
Ideally, you should be part of some branch of the armed forces, police, national guard, or some government agency equipped with personnel trained in the use of weoponry. In the public's eye, you already have some sort of authority, so a little more authority couldn't hurt, could it?
So, now what kind of government should we tackle? A democratic? Maybe. They are usually fragile, anyway. But much of the international community will frown on your taking a small, helpless, struggling democracy, and perhaps take actions that are unfavorable. How about a Marxist dictatorship? Now, that's a good idea. Most of the time these are anti-communist, even though they receive aid from the U.S.S.R., so it is a very good probability that Russia will not jump to help them. The Soviet Union waits to see if the new government will be pro-Soviet, not pro-Marxist, so you will be safe for the first few days. Also, not much of the world likes Marxist dictatorships.
If you have a choice of which nation to put down (you usually don't), do not select a NATO country, or some other nation that receives $4 billion annually, because superpowers do not like to see their money to go down the drain so suddenly. Pick Martinique, Gabon, Equatorial Guinea, or Surinam. If you're white, don't go in an African dump unless you have a deathwish. Plus, if the country has low literacy levels, good, for the people there won't know what is happening.
Things to avoid:
- High literacy rate
- Large per capita income
- Voter participation
- An "established" nation
- Countries with allies
Things to look for:
- Civilian unrest
- Minority in control
- Centralized government
- Political apathy
Reads just like an old totse text file. You not plaguririririgoning again are you?
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2017-07-03 at 2:56 PM UTC in the 80s must have been a shitty decadeYes she got curled up top lip and sexy come to bed eyes.
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2017-07-03 at 2:49 PM UTC in don't you just hate it when..Some fucker trolls our beloved forum like this?
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2017-07-03 at 2:47 PM UTC in QUeen's Guard v Secret Service
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2017-07-03 at 2:44 PM UTC in Can you perfectly remember what a mouse trap looks like?Also you could use brass cased shells. They are still available.
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2017-07-03 at 2:40 PM UTC in Can you perfectly remember what a mouse trap looks like?
Originally posted by Sophie You lose a lot of force if you don't encase it in a barrel of some kind. Even if it's just a short one. Get a pipe at Home Depot and saw it off to about the length of the shotgun shell if you're going to attempt this. Also, if you're putting a pressure cap on it why not add a bomb to it and just blow the guy up. But there are way easier ways of triggering a bomb than with a mouse trap contraption.
Yes you do. But video yourself setting one off six inches from your face and post here, then you can win the nigga points for this Fred. Its only designed to maim and shock the fuck outta somebody tho. And you can build it for not even five dollars.
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2017-07-03 at 2:37 PM UTC in Can you perfectly remember what a mouse trap looks like?
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2017-07-03 at 2:30 PM UTC in QUeen's Guard v Secret Service
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2017-07-03 at 11:58 AM UTC in A letter to the spider in my bathroomMaybe you could make friends with one of the many flies that will soon frequent your bathroom.
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2017-07-03 at 11:28 AM UTC in Which poster do you miss the most?OMG ELF OMG THO? WTF
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2017-07-03 at 1:30 AM UTC in Little kids screaming loudly right next to you.well if you pedo's stopped fucking them they'd stop screaming.
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2017-07-03 at 1:26 AM UTC in QUeen's Guard v Secret Servicethat one is more clear for you
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2017-07-03 at 1:22 AM UTC in QUeen's Guard v Secret Service
Originally posted by 霍比特人 I don't see where it says they're police stations.
i don't think they wanted to advertise the fact in them days.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=royal+ulster+constabulary+police+station&hl=en&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjwpdC9-evUAhWsBZoKHSdtC8IQ_AUIBigB&biw=1024&bih=593
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2017-07-02 at 11:59 PM UTC in QUeen's Guard v Secret Service
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2017-07-02 at 11:42 PM UTC in QUeen's Guard v Secret Serviceyeh i know, fuck her she's a poncing cunt.
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