Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-07-04 at 9:34 AM UTC in How hot is your weathergirl?
   

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   Originally posted by Lanny I like the dress, kinda reminds me of my highschool crush.
   
   I find weather women slight offensive though, like what the fuck kind of sad sack of shit can't look up some porn and has to get their titillation from the weather? I mean who even checks the weather? This whole thread is kinda confusing to me.

   
   i get your point, but then i would love to live in a world where its all hot women and just me, the only dude. then obviously one of the hot women would have to do the weather, coz i'm not fucking doing it.
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-07-04 at 9:29 AM UTC in Girls are frightening
   

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   who cares what girls think? just bang em and move on. its your insecurities that make you look weak to girls anyway, either don't have any or don't let them show. a confident man is a big turn on to a chick.
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-07-04 at 12:12 AM UTC in Is anyone here poly?
   

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   i dunno why all you faggots all pissin on Bill Krozby for. bitches got pussies, me like to fuck pussies, so me fuck bitches when and where ever. that what being a man is about.
   
   
   
   
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4. 2017-07-04 at 12:04 AM UTC in Little kids screaming loudly right next to you.
   

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   children should be seen and not heard. at least that's how sophie prefers it.
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-07-04 at 12:01 AM UTC in wud a girl stay wif u if u sed no for sexy time always
   

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   we have a potential an hero in our midst
   
   
   
   
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6. 2017-07-03 at 11:57 PM UTC in eaysiest items to steal to resell on ebay
   

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   Originally posted by RestStop I know when I was dog shit poor in high school my girlfriend and her little sister would steal Iphone covers from Walmart and then return them for cash so said lil sis's bf and me could get a case of beer for Friday night. I'm sure this cash policy has changed though or maybe it's still valid for smaller cheap items these things were maybe $15/piece max.

   
   that just reminded me, i was getting a train earlier and a group of schoolgirls were sitting on the platform floor in a circle by where i was waiting. i overheard one as she looked at her phone and read aloud 'the police will be visiting the school this week to give a talk following the theft of the popsicles'. then they continued to discuss it like it was a major terrorist incident or something. i felt like dragging them all back to the school by the scruff of their necks and making the entire school, teachers and pupils, line up so they could all watch me give them a huge facepalm.
   
   
   
   
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7. 2017-07-03 at 11:48 PM UTC in is it illeagal to grow crac cocane
   

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   Originally posted by greenplastic u have 2 put baking sod8 in the soil n grow it then the 4 carbon hydroxylyzes into a acetoxy group making wjhat they usually call "krak" cocaine or sometimes known as KROKODIL

   
   i prefer to use ammonia, gives a much cleaner grow.
   
   
   
   
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8. 2017-07-03 at 11:39 PM UTC in anybody into astronomy?
   

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   Originally posted by AngryOnion Ya well they only came in red so what can ya do?

   
   paint it
   
   
   
   
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9. 2017-07-03 at 11:33 PM UTC in Circle Jerk
   

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   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm a kidiot and I did nothing to kill the scene. Plus we were all kidiots at one time or another

   
   spectroll's still a kidiot at the ripe old age of 72
   
   
   
   
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10. 2017-07-03 at 11:31 PM UTC in hey lets play a word game
    

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    my turn
    
    jolly green giants cock
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-07-03 at 11:30 PM UTC in hey lets play a word game
    

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    Originally posted by mmQ That's clever thinking, though I honestly think the OP meant for it to be how we've been doing it, what random word does it make us think of, and I say that because he said 'a shallow assessment can be made based on the given answer.'
    
    That being said, a shallow assessment can be made that you saw it the other way, with the literal word association as you demonstrated with the keyword being cheese.
    
    I'll do mine that way.
    
    Cord - Turtle - Chord

    
    choke turtle neck
    
    
    
    
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12. 2017-07-03 at 11:24 PM UTC in How hot is your weathergirl?
    

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13. 2017-07-03 at 10:44 PM UTC in hey lets play a word game
    

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    Originally posted by mmQ florida
    
    florida badminton stomach

    
    infinityshock
    
    infinityshock faggot retard
    
    
    
    
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14. 2017-07-03 at 10:42 PM UTC in Little kids screaming loudly right next to you.
    

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    Originally posted by benny vader most kids dont scream while getting fucked. thats just hollywood.

    
    its interesting that you'd know that.
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-07-03 at 9:19 PM UTC in eaysiest items to steal to resell on ebay
    

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    anything with a value of more than 10 bucks really. i noticed before the price of those digital pregnancy tests and checked to see if they sell on ebay. they do for like $5-8. not sure how many pregnancy-freaked bitches would want to wait for ebay to deliver a test, but i guess there are plenty of chicks who like to think and plan ahead and buy a few to keep in the bathroom for emergencies.
16. 2017-07-03 at 8:57 PM UTC in anybody into astronomy?
    

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    Originally posted by benny vader if you have access to radio telescope, you can see it right in the very middle.

    
    i heard it was a super massive black hole, which is kinda like if you imagined somebody took a normal black hole grabbed their fingers into it and just stretched it wide open across the galaxy.
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-07-03 at 8:47 PM UTC in anybody into astronomy?
    

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    Originally posted by benny vader if you look hard enough theres a bunch of stars that resembles goatse slightly north east of crux.
    
    i call that constellation goatse.

    
    isn't there a black hole visible in that constellation?
    
    
    
    
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18. 2017-07-03 at 8:45 PM UTC in eaysiest items to steal to resell on ebay
    

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    they got flash drives and micro SD/SD cards on the shelf in the boots store near me. they're like £30/40 a go. fucking 10 would easily fit in your pocket and they don't even have alarm tags in the store.
    
    
    
    
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19. 2017-07-03 at 8:19 PM UTC in QUeen's Guard v Secret Service
    

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    Originally posted by benny vader if you people dont pronounce the ''h'', then why bother making us spell it ?

    
    becoz fuck you ats wye
    
    
    
    
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20. 2017-07-03 at 6:33 PM UTC in wud a girl stay wif u if u sed no for sexy time always
    

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    why would you want to do that for?
    
    
    
    
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