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ways i could go out and stir up some shit irl? (without the potential of getting arrested/beaten)
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2017-07-02 at 12:38 AM UTCYou sure do know a thing or two about copying and pasting Obbe, I'll give you that.
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2017-07-02 at 12:53 AM UTCJokes on you I am at work
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2017-07-02 at 5:14 AM UTCok heres what you do
get a bunch of blank cds
youtube to mp3 "anime pussy josip on deck"
burn it on like 20 discs and write "DO NOT PLAY THIS DISC" on all of them in sharpie
give them to people or leave them in public places
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2017-07-03 at 3:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Open Your Mind Subjugation of a nation is a tremendous undertaking requiring foresight, ingenuity, and careful thought. The first task of many is to decide whether the country is a suitable candidate for a drastic and sudden change in government. The degree of difficulty varies with size, population, political awareness, and literacy.
The large state, tending to contain a greater number of persons, differs substantially from the small state in that the body politic is much more complex and hence more difficult to seize control of. It is generally advisable to tackle a smaller, unimportant regime rather than a country that, if seized, might draw a foreign power into the coup hence rendering it a failure.
One thing to do before attempting anything of this kind is to make sure who your friends and allies are. With a little effort, it is possible to gain a mass of supporters such that it is quite difficult to quell your actions. A way to do this is to select (if possible) a nation whose government does not have support of all of its classes (poor, rich, middle). Or, if neccessary, lure to your cause a religious minority, or ethnic minority, that already has grievances against the current regime. Perhaps you might form a coalition. Summarizing, it is a requisite to get at least some support besides from soldiers of fortune, who are generally "gung-ho" incompetents anyway.
Ideally, you should be part of some branch of the armed forces, police, national guard, or some government agency equipped with personnel trained in the use of weoponry. In the public's eye, you already have some sort of authority, so a little more authority couldn't hurt, could it?
So, now what kind of government should we tackle? A democratic? Maybe. They are usually fragile, anyway. But much of the international community will frown on your taking a small, helpless, struggling democracy, and perhaps take actions that are unfavorable. How about a Marxist dictatorship? Now, that's a good idea. Most of the time these are anti-communist, even though they receive aid from the U.S.S.R., so it is a very good probability that Russia will not jump to help them. The Soviet Union waits to see if the new government will be pro-Soviet, not pro-Marxist, so you will be safe for the first few days. Also, not much of the world likes Marxist dictatorships.
If you have a choice of which nation to put down (you usually don't), do not select a NATO country, or some other nation that receives $4 billion annually, because superpowers do not like to see their money to go down the drain so suddenly. Pick Martinique, Gabon, Equatorial Guinea, or Surinam. If you're white, don't go in an African dump unless you have a deathwish. Plus, if the country has low literacy levels, good, for the people there won't know what is happening.
Things to avoid:
- High literacy rate
- Large per capita income
- Voter participation
- An "established" nation
- Countries with allies
Things to look for:
- Civilian unrest
- Minority in control
- Centralized government
- Political apathy
Reads just like an old totse text file. You not plaguririririgoning again are you?
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2017-07-05 at 12:20 AM UTCSo since it's Independence Day I'll share with you a little story. 2 years ago, on the 4th, we all decided to go to the mall and pick up a Confederate and an Israel flag. We drove down to the local campus that is filled with college students. It's VERY liberal. They love Bernie Sanders and we even went to see him there once. Anyway, we clipped the flags onto both sides of the car. We bumped some irritating music, something like
Originally posted by cerakote "anime pussy josip on deck"
and shit like "Alabama Nigger" so we couldn't hear them scream "fascist" or other ridiculous shit like that. If you get joy out of seeing people's horrified reactions, as if you were chirping them, then you could enjoy something dumb and easy like that.
If they get in front of your car then burn some rubber and they'll run off.
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2017-07-05 at 12:21 AM UTCOh yeah, I forgot, we were throwing sparklers and those popping rocks out of the car at people too
