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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yep, i'm going for the full GFE, with all optional extras added.




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by anra there's literally not a single genuinely intelligent person on this forum besides me. some users like lopht, sophie, aldra are up there but they specify all of their intelligence to programming which doesnt interest me and i dont know anything about. continue to equate your college degree to actual knowledge falcon, if it makes you feel better.

    yeah, you're really smart. how you enjoying your life sentence for murdering that collage tweaker slut who tried to rob your tek?




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by aldra Still monged. Couldn't walk straight to the station

    am surprised you can still type after 600mg for first go.




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader just go to her workplace, pay her for sex and thats that.

    what the fuck is your complication ?

    i'd rather not fuck her like a client tho. i wanna fuck her like a husband, lol.




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    strip clubs are such a fucking wind up. you come out of there so badly wanting to fuck them but can't. its why they call it striptease. better off getting a hooker with the amount of money you'll spend in there. drinks are normally like 4x the price and then some stripper will trick you into buying her drinks(champagne) too, just to sit there for 10 minutes, and get you even more wound up and frustrated. imagine like you got bare pussy inches from your face and yet you can't touch it, can't fuck it or anything. all you can do is look and ponder how much you want to fuck it right now but can't.




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RisiR † I couldn't read all that because I'm sick.

    Does she have a pimp or how does it work in the UK?

    i was wondering that myself tbh. she isn't aware that i know what she does and i never mentioned it to save her embarrassment. i'll quite happily do the cunt with a bat if necessary tho. anyway in UK is pretty much the same as anywhere else. some girls work for a guy and they enjoy his protection. other girls go independent, they get regularly smacked up by the clients and some of them often get found naked and strangled in a ditch.




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader and your fucking a whore.

    i know, hot isn't it?





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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader usd is used by world economy while bitcoints are used by dark economy.

    its only a matter of time before it got shut down for facilitating drug trade, terror financing, money laundering and tax evasion etc etc.

    it will happen when you least suspected.

    and who is gonna compensate all the bitcoin owners for their loss?




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah vader, we get it, you're an edgy pedophile an all.

    now fuck off, you're fucking boring.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    see we use the word fanny to refer to a pussy too. can cause confusion for you guys across the pond i've heard.




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i like the word minge




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    only somebody who had never used heroin would make such a retarded statement.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by anra wow such a hardcore lil boy

    try real man drugs you goddamn loser

    yeah that's right you tell him sploo. get some fucking nutmeg you fucking loser.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    is a faggot




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i know a sweet little chick for ya pal. $150 an hour sound good, yeah?




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    good parody fred mate






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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by aldra and Bill Krozby


    another favourite is "show us ya axe wound!"

    i'll never understand the reasoning behind giving such a beautiful thing such an ugly sounding reference.




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    man i can't get her outta my head. wanna bang her so bad right now. fuck man, i haven't felt like this over a chick since i got busted 3 years ago and this 15 year old lied about her age so i would sell her weed. and damn she was so fine too, that was a real close call too tho.




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by aldra ugh


    reminds me though, I once saw a video from an Australian music festival and in the background you could see some bogan shouting at girls "show us where ya piss from!"

    so there are actually a few dudes left in the world with some class then. i thought it was only me.




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    is trying really hard to get a smack in the mouth




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