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2017-07-29 at 2:26 AM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youdid a good job of banging his daughter in that video.
proud of ya Bill Krozbydog.
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2017-07-29 at 2:17 AM UTC in i'm totally head over heels in love right nowLOL
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2017-07-29 at 2:15 AM UTC in i think i have a little dilemma developing.
Originally posted by mmQ I ain't judging ya meme, I just know for me, everytime we fucked I couldn't help but think of the hundreds if not thousands of sweaty old men that have hovered over that some lady, drilling away, or looking down at her as they grasped the back of her head and forced her to take 'the whole 8.' That just me though.
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2017-07-29 at 2:06 AM UTC in i think i have a little dilemma developing.this is the sort of chick you'll meet maybe once a decade, that you totally click with from the instant you say hi, and is also insanely hot too. and just my dumb fucking luck she's on the fucking game, lol. jesus christ you couldn't even make this shit up.
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2017-07-29 at 1:09 AM UTC in i think i have a little dilemma developing.
Originally posted by HampTheToker Just pay her to fuck and get it over with. You don't want to date a hooker. You might think you do, but you don't. Not really. Pay her, fuck her, and don't forget the condom.
…falling for a hooker.
If I were there I'd have to smack you upside the damn head on principle. The fuck is wrong with you, man?
i think its the effects of spending 2 years in an all male environment like that. infaggotryshack might get on fine with that shit, but for me it was fucking torture.
also, i reckon its this hot weather we've had, i been feeling hyper fucking horny for a few weeks now. anybody else experiencing this, or is it just me?
also cannot overlook the fact i stated before that this chick is just off the scale hot. i'm not even exaggerating in the slightest. seriously, like just chatting and flirting with her is intoxicating as fuck. and she totally must have noticed i was bursting out my pants while chatting with her in the kitchen yesterday, lol.
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2017-07-28 at 10:47 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youis an absolute master at boring people with the same old shite over and over and over again. when it comes to this skill, he is completely unrivalled.
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2017-07-28 at 9:46 PM UTC in Just learned a new magic trick
Originally posted by blackbird I learned a magic trick too. I predicted what this thread would say before I even opened it.
i'm currently working on the 'disappearing panties' trick, but i am far from perfect yet. could really use your help to practise with, i need lots and lots of practice. i also have magic fingers, i'll show you just how special they are when you get here.
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2017-07-28 at 9:34 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youis a wooly woofter
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2017-07-28 at 9:31 PM UTC in i think i have a little dilemma developing.fuck off homo
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2017-07-28 at 9:22 PM UTC in i think i have a little dilemma developing.
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2017-07-28 at 9:19 PM UTC in WTF Bitcoin?
Originally posted by Lanny Tired position. Either the value of a chunk of gold is its utility, in which case it's no more a currency than sheep is a currency (making it significantly less valuable than sheep) or its value is its status as a token which can be exchanged for goods, in which case its value is contingent on collective faith in its continuing ability to be exchanged in such a manner at such a rate.
9. It costs the U.S. Mint almost twice as much to mint each penny and nickel as the coins are actually worth. Taxpayers lost over $100 million in 2013 just through the coins being made.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/42-incredibly-weird-facts-youll-want-to-tell-people-down-the?utm_term=.bvZRRbDx9#.hdN99Gl7D
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2017-07-28 at 9:13 PM UTC in ethereum based sex market coming soonno, you're too faggot to give me any desire to want to scam you and your faggot ass(literally probably) money. i don't even want to think about where its been.
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2017-07-28 at 9:10 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-07-28 at 9:03 PM UTC in i think i have a little dilemma developing.
Originally posted by infinityshock license to suck dick.
nope
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Release_on_licence
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2017-07-28 at 8:51 PM UTC in ITT: We judge eachother based on short life stories
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2017-07-28 at 8:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice I don't give a shit about those things. People are boring and uninteresting as fuck and so is the overwhelmingly vast majority of the non-digital world they've created. Information is far more interesting and fun.
you've formed that opinion solely because you are just too damn frightened and intimidated of the real world and the people in it. you are frightened and intimidated of the world and people in it because you lack the mental ability to properly understand or make sense of anything/one in the world. if you lack ability to work shit out then you are fairly dumb. reading shit that smart people have written and just returning some thoughts and musings that suit your warped perception of the world isn't what being smart is.
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2017-07-28 at 8:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice ^ You can always tell the inerudite low IQ types by their fixation on sex/porn and shitty memes.
you ain't that smart malice, every opinion you post is just based on shit you read online about fucking autilsm. you have absolutely no idea about the real world or real people coz you lack the ability to perceive it effectively.
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2017-07-28 at 8:22 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Heyoooo. I been sober for like the past month and a half. Mainly because of probation, but I only really took it because I knew if I didn't, I'd get out in another couple months and just go back to the same shit. Few people I've known died recently from dope too. Oddly, I haven't really been craving anything at all. Don't know what happened, but I just don't particularly feel like getting high, or haven't yet anyways. Probably being homeless the past few months before my charge helped with that. This Texas heat plus being stuck outside all day was fucking bullshit. Honestly, if I didn't get arrested I probably wouldn't have gotten clean any time soon. I even got clean off the 4mg/day Kpin script, which I'd been taking the past couple years and never planned on being on it that long. Once I got out I figured I'd just try going without it, and I've been good. Still feeling pretty unmotivated and shit, as far as going anywhere or doing anything to further my life other than probation-related shit. My mom got diagnosed with hypothyroidism recently and said her mom had thyroid issues too, so I've been thinking about getting checked out by a doctor to see if I've got anything going on there.
It's been crazy fucking hot lately. Got up to 97 yesterday. Every day it gets over 90 by about 11 AM and stays that way until sunset when it gets barely below 90. Anyway, figured I'd see if y'all niggas were still up in this shit. Been mostly just on Reddit lately.
Post last edited by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery at 2017-07-28T19:54:32.042037+00:00
too bad, you could of joined us
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2017-07-28 at 8:16 PM UTC in i'm totally head over heels in love right nowyou can, into more pieces. lady heroin is always, always willing to accommodate my every whim tho.
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2017-07-28 at 8:15 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
