damn falcon, i never read your next post before doing that, shit.
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loves to share his coffee
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i'm guessing that mouthy twat wern't so popular with all his pals for a few days after that, lol.
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i got a funny story about drug snobs. a few weeks after i got busted, i still had my merc and went for a drive on the saturday night, because i was avoiding the flat as the pigs kept constantly showing up. i thought i might go fishing at this remote beach that is overlooked by high cliffs and i've heard is good for bass. anyways, i was doing a lot of smack at the time, literally buying teenths everyday. so i pulls up at the road at the top of this cliff, which is just a country lane, but there's cars everywhere. i pulled onto the verge behind this van and got the foil out to have a toot. in the mirror i can see this guy at the back of the van pulling out this big speaker. now i have a friend who puts on these 'free parties' that are just small illegal raves. so i gets out the car to talk to the guy and they are here putting on a party on the beach, hense all the cars. so i says i might pop down an check it out in a bit. the guy was cool too. so i gets back in the car and smoke for a bit coz i know its gonna take a while to set up anyway. i was there for a while, it was hot coz middle of summer and i had all the windows down.
then these two proper trampy looking pikey bitches come walking past the car in the middle of the road being all loud and brash. one of them, a real tubster with black hair peeks into the car and she clocks the foil. she walks up and just gets in the passenger seat and goes 'give me some'. she was so off her head she didn't even notice that her right tit had flopped out of her top as she jumped in the seat. so i'm running her a few lines and staring at her tit. thinking should i tell her coz her embarrassment could be pretty lulzy, or should i just keep the good view. anyway this young lad walks past, he's clocked what we were doing and give it some mouth, something something crackhedz, or some dumb shit. i was in two minds to have a go but weren't really bothered so i left it.
anyway, she goes off down to the beach and i finish some more gear. now i'm thinking about catching up with this chick for the easy fuck. yeah why not. i heads down to the beach, there's like 50/60 people there. i can't see her but its dark. i hang around and have a few smokes and keep my eye out for her. the music is proper shit tbh and after a while i think fuck this, i'm heading off. i start back towards the cliff path and stopped to ask some dude something or other. he starts going 'are you the smackhead i saw up the top?' then he starts giving it right large coz he's got about 10 lads right behind him, showing right off. starts giving it 'fuck off ya smackhead'. i was going anyway and weren't interested in fighting 10 lads over some dumb teenage drug snob who thinks any drugs he takes is ok but nobody else can take what they want. proper ignorant idiot. anyway, i'm like whatever pal, and i just fucked off up the cliff.
by the time i got to the top of the cliff i'm a bit fuming at this little prick and i'm now considering hanging about up the top to see if he shows up. i sit in the car and then got a wicked idea. i had one of those precision screwdrivers, you know those really thin things, went to the van behind me and did all four tyres. then got a rock and smashed the fuck out of the windscreen and the other windows. then i sat in my car and laughed for a bit at how in the morning, when they're all pranged out on E and coke and partying all night. they got to lug all that heavy equipment and speakers back up that tight steep little cliff path. its a good 200 ft cliff and is a bit of a killer just walking up. let alone carrying heavy shit. i could imagine them getting near the top and thinking 'phew, lets just get this shit the fuck on the van and get home'. only to be faced with their only transport for the equipment being totally out of order, lol. and i lolled hard at imagining them reading the little note i left under the windscreen wiper that said 'this is what you get for being drug snobs. love, the smackhead.'
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yeah well, i'm a faggot like you in i
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