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2017-07-30 at 2:17 AM UTC in ITT we post really sexy womeni bet she a right bitchy type, but look at her, who the fuck cares?
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2017-07-30 at 1 AM UTC in Things that women are better atwhen it comes to turning me right on women got it fucking covered.
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2017-07-30 at 12:52 AM UTC in what triggers your thrist ???i think its a cry for help lanny.
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2017-07-30 at 12:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSRisiR † is a meme alt
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2017-07-30 at 12:42 AM UTC in READ THIS IF YOU ARE HIGHdon't bother its shit
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2017-07-30 at 12:28 AM UTC in Your ideal breakfast.
Originally posted by Malice Being a human being fucking sucks. When I was younger and naive I used to feel wonder at the very fact of having come into existence, such an unfathomable event, a seemingly near infinitesimally minute probability, particularly as a human being.
Later I realized that at least if I had been born as a housecat I would have lived a simple and content life without consciousness of death and the countless other horrors of existence, the profoundly unnatural human lifestyle that inevitably leads to suffering and mental anguish, alienation, striving without end, all for naught, leading to the finality of death, the ultimate burden of knowledge.
At least this shit would be over and I wouldn't be aware of potential reasons to bear through it and continue to live.
death isn't a horror to be feared. its a once in a lifetime ultimate experience. i hope i can buy pepsi and popcorn for mine, so i can really settle in and enjoy it.
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2017-07-29 at 11:34 PM UTC in Anyone here like culvers chick tenders?i likes bernhard matthews turkey drummers
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2017-07-29 at 11:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice I'm delving into endless research and papers, developing complex novel neuroscientific and neuropharmacological theories as well as philosophical doctrines. Along with my countless other areas of interest, having developed an understanding of life itself, of the world, human beings, their entire composition, the fundamental aspects of what drive them, every critical factor of society, the world they've created, and the exceedingly complex institutional and interpersonal dynamics, intertemporality extending across time and space.
i think everyone ponders and thinks about all that stuff, don't they?
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2017-07-29 at 10:41 PM UTC in i'm totally head over heels in love right nowheroin is a man's drug. problem is there are way too many little boys trying to play with that shit and they give it a bad name.
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2017-07-29 at 10:40 PM UTC in i'm totally head over heels in love right nowlike i said, you're not doing it right
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2017-07-29 at 10:30 PM UTC in i'm totally head over heels in love right now
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2017-07-29 at 8:52 PM UTC in what triggers your thrist ???
Originally posted by Sophie 7Up commercials trigger my thirst. I personally dislike alcohol. The trade off sucks, a mediocre buzz for a shitty hang-over.
this. i hate the buzz of alcohol. don't mind very occasionally getting sligtly tipsy at a party or something but generally i prefer much better chemicals to get high with.
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2017-07-29 at 8:46 PM UTC in i'm totally head over heels in love right now
Originally posted by anra how u do this without escalatting dosing
after nearly 20 years of on/off addiction and finding myself in jail for about the 15th time i had a 'moment of clarity', to quote pulp fiction. i just realized that i couldn't do this shit lifestyle any more, however i still knew full well i liked heroin and didn't want to never use again. i realized the way i look at and use heroin was wrong. now i look at heroin as totally recreational, like going to a sports game or the cinema, you don't sit in the cinema all day everyday, nor would you live at your sports ground. you go and enjoy an evening every now and then, then get back to your normal life. rather than heroin being a lifestyle that you live constantly. people think its the withdrawals that pulls you in and retains you into that lifestyle, but its all mind over matter and how you look at it. i don't think gov propaganda and prison/rehab drug courses help in instilling this ideal into users heads either when they preach about the 'evils' of heroin and tell people 'once you're hooked, you can't stop', and all that bullshit.
that and i keep a few tramadols and small amount of methadone linctus at home for emergencies. only use very small doses tho, the bare minimum and only take more when i start to withdraw, which is usually 2 1/2 - 3 days, not daily like they dish that shit out to you in clinics.
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2017-07-29 at 7:59 PM UTC in i'm totally head over heels in love right nowyep
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2017-07-29 at 7:57 PM UTC in Tacho Picture Threadshould make that an NIS pic at the top in memory of zoklets most popular cripple.
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2017-07-29 at 7:56 PM UTC in Tacho Picture Thread
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2017-07-29 at 7:25 PM UTC in i'm totally head over heels in love right now
Originally posted by Sophie Careful if you ever try to break up with her she's clingy and resentful.
yes i been finding that to be the case over the years. the trick is to keep her at arms length for the majority of the time, then just hook up with her once every week or two to give her a right good going over, lol. that way you get to have all the fun with her without all her whiney bitching.
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2017-07-29 at 2:02 PM UTC in Your ideal breakfast.
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2017-07-29 at 1:57 PM UTC in Your ideal breakfast.left over curry ftw
you haven't lived until you've woken up and finished off the left over curry from the night before.
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2017-07-29 at 1:52 PM UTC in Your ideal breakfast.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Whenever I'm feeling leisurely in the morning, I make a nice English breakfast.
- Buttered, toasted English muffins/Italian bread
- Milk tea, sweetened
- Beef sausages
- Eggs
- Seared tomatoes
I make everything in one skillet; I start by roasting a bit of freshly ground pepper in the pan over low heat, then placing a generous spoonful of butter and a very small amount of garlic in there, and I push it around with a spatula.
Then I put 2-3 drops of vegetable oil in there to keep it loosy goosy. At this point, I toss the sausages in the pan, poking them as they cook. They release their own fats, which are delicious.
Then once the sausages are about 60% done, I crack 2 eggs on one side of the pan and corral it into the side till the edges are cooked enough to stay there with the spatula. In the process, I divert the fats towards the eggs, and they give it a delicious umami flavour, and all the salt it needs. This should also push all the pepper in the pan to the eggs, which should be incredibly aromatic at this point.
By this point, the sausages are usually close to being done, so I move the plate, and place 2 smallish vine of cherry tomatoes (usually 6-7 of them on the cutting I use) on the far side of the pan and let them sear and cook over the slightly lower heat. I drizzle a bit of olive oil over them.
I'll flip the eggs over at this point and let it take a bit more heat, while moving it next to the cherry tomatoes, to settle in the lower heat. I'll then drizzle some olive oil in the hottest part of the pan, and toss 1 big slice of Italian bread on there, and let it toast in the pan, flipping it over every 10 seconds or so.
When the first bread is done, I put it on the plate, then place the egg on top of it, and put on a second piece of bread. When THAT is done, I take it out, put it besides the first one, and then move the vine of cherry tomatoes to my plate, directly on top of the egg. The key is to let the tomatoes rest after removing them from the heat. They are molten lava on the inside. They will lose a lot of their best to the egg, warming it up, and coming down to a delicious temperate. I wait about 2-3 minutes for them to hit the optimal temperature. And then I move them off the egg, slice each of them in half and sprinkle a little pepper on their now juicy, roasted flesh.
Parallel to this, I run my electric kettle and about the time I move the sausages out, I pour the water into the teapot and put them leaves in there, so they have a lot of time to steep, brew and my tea can get really strong. 1 teaspoon of sugar, one heaping teaspoon of powdered milk, ez gg.
Then I sit down and enjoy it with some Tom and Jerry cartoon streams.
What's your favourite all-out breakfast? What are your mornings like with it?
its not english breakfast without fried bread and black pud.
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